So there was this Denver meet-up last week. Me and a few guys went outside for a smoke, only to think we were going to get hit up for money by this raggedy bum.
But he started his pre-sell – “Listen fellas, I’m not your average bum. I work for my keep. I’m an out of work roofer that’s been burned by a few contractors. I’ll tell you what – I’m going to do. 51 one-handed push-ups in under a minute.”
So we stood there like WTF, this guy can’t be serious. So we took him up on the offer.
Then this guy proceeded to do 51 push. One handed. In under a minute. With a cigarette in his mouth.
Then we gave him $6. We couldn’t get video to work, but he told us we can find him on youtube haha.
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Did he then put on a hat and whack you across the legs with a dipstick and say “now that’s thinking with your dipstick laddy!”?
That old guy looks familiar. I wonder if he’s future-Barman?
Some homeless dude approached us in NYC with a similar offer. Andrea S. fucking recognized the dude from like a year before!
Some of these guys likely make a decent living out of these hustles.
$6? come one bro, you gotta dig deep for 51 one arm pushups.
u gave him $6 bucks. u piece of shit, he’s an out of work roofer and looks like a legit dude. honestly, u shud have been a bro and given him $100.
That’s actually me.
i take it back then. you over paid dullspace
Shit, this isn’t a blog, it’s got no adcents.
He might do better with a “How to do 51 pushups in 1minute and impress women” ebook.
Nice share.
I guess you’ll snap him up for protection.ppc.bz now.
If I could do just one of those pushups, I would make you pay me twice that.
Quite impressive. Surprised he didn’t get pissed you only gave him $6. The beggars in my town hate the $1 hand outs. The start now by asking for a five.
What’s so hard about that?
51 pushups for a cig… Smoke51 ecig offer.
51 – coincidence….i think not
Dude was a stud. Puffing smoke like a freight train with a bum leg hanging awkwardly to one side, veins bulging from his neck to the top of his head, it was a sight for sure.
Those push ups sucked. His elbow never even came close to 90 degrees until the last push up. You shoulda kicked him in his bum-ass-knee and stole his cigs.
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