If you follow some of the shit that goes on wickedfire.com, (which you shouldn’t cause you should be busy making it rain on them motherfuckin campaigns) then you know some shit has started around this cat Ryan Eagle.
The drama was elevated when some guy named “Nickycakes” (never heard of him, have you?), comes back from a month long vacation (probably due to the stress of collecting referral commissions) and posts about Ryan Eagle. Now shit has hit the fan!
Leave Ryan Eagle alone! I know Ryan Eagle and we have had some incredibly amazing experiences together!
I’ve been in a bar fight with Ryan Eagle
A few years ago I was knocking them back with Ryan Eagle in an exclusive bar in Mexico. Sometimes, we just take trips on his private jet and head out for a few drinks and tag team some bitches. Anyway, we got sloshed and caused a ruckus. Two big ass Mexicans come up to me and fuck me up, and I end up in the corner blacked out.
Slowly, I awake from my daze, and all I see is Ryan Eagle standing on a pile of Mexican bodies. He looked like a super hero. It was a truly inspirational sight.
I’ve smoked the finest cheeba with Ryan Eagle
Once we took a plane ride to Amsterdam for the day (following in the footsteps of Aojon), to puff on some cheeba during the Hightimes Stony Awards. Now, I can puff with the best of them, but after about a pound and a half of the finest cheeba money could buy (Seriously, we traded our watches and Air Force 1′s for it), I was high as a motherfucker.
I started bugging out, causing a ruckus in the room cause I thought a team of spider monkeys was after me. Once again, to my rescue, Ryan Eagle fends off these imaginary spider monkeys to save my day. Eventually we were deported from Amsterdam, but shit that was a good time!
I’ve killed gangbangers with Ryan Eagle
One time, me and Ryan Eagle were walking through South Central LA. Why? To sell Acai berry door to door motherfucker. Anyway, a whole bunch of hoodbangin’ Bloods came up to us to steal our Acai berry. We wouldn’t budge, and started talking shit.
So the one cat pulls out a gun and shoots me in the fucking arm. I nearly blackout from the shock, and stumble to my knees. I lookup, and see Ryan Eagle doing his infamous “Gangster Lean Walk” and the gangbangers were mesmerized. It was like fucking catnip with a cat. They couldn’t get enough.
Within seconds, Ryan Eagle disarms them all and disassembles their guns. We sell the scrap metal for $$ and book a plane ride for our next adventure.
These are all true stories.
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Ryan and I killed a hooker in Vegas.
Well, she tripped. But Ryan helped get rid of the body. He’s the man.
ryan eagle met my girlfriend and next thing i know she’s pregnant (i’m a virgin). wtf ryan.
I was doing his mom, and his dad got home. Ryan distracted his dad with some stupid questions, so I could finish up business. Thanks, Ryan!
Actually I’m not even sure if Ryan knew I was there.
This Ryan Eagle seems like a legend.
Ok, look, fine. Ryan Eagle is my son.
Chuck Norris shit his bed because of Ryan.
Once I was cruisin’ down I-35 late at night and spot this limo pulled over beside the road with the hood up. The driver was having a hard time and this young dude was in the back with 3 hoes.
I helped the driver get the limo started and the young dude in the back asked if there was anything he could do for me. I gave him my card and said, “Send my wife some flowers.”
Next day got a letter said “Thanks for the help, I paid off your mortgage, dude. Signed Ryan Eagle. PS Don’t tell my mom about the hoes.”
Dude’s ballin’.
Epic. This post delivers, more importantly, you deliver. Has changed my life, +Rep, would read again.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Ryan Eagle doesn’t kill women.
Fucking Spider Monkeys!
Ryan Eagle is such a legend, that now people are Ryan Rollin’ instead of Rick Rollin’.
When I was in Iraq we were under heavy enemy fire. My squad leader called in the eagle. I thought it was going to be some kind of air support to cover our asses while we got the fuck out of dodge. Instead, here comes this mothafuckin’ white pimp, throwin’ hoes and hundreds at the enemy, taking them out in a couple of short minutes. Ryan Eagle is a lethal weapon!
Ryan Eagle doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Swagga like mine.. Swagga like mine .. swagga swagga like mine..
… lol I caught this late. You guys crack me up as always.
Dude what more is there to be said!
BALLLNNNNNN
The Eagle ain’t got nuthin on the Doogan.
No hatin on Ryan lol, hes the man even helping playas out
I don’t know Ryan Eagle.
I’ve never met Ryan Eagle.
But all I can say is: Less money for public schools and MORE money for Ryan Eagle!
Ryan Eagle went to El Paso, Texas to meet his sweet heart Guadalupe who recently crossed the border. While he was there he spayed and neutered all the dogs and cats with his bare hands.
What a Legend. Life=Changed
LFMAO…man, this Eagle kid is a legend in his own mind
BRB going to amsterdam
Hahah.. Those same ppl that love to talk smack, don’t do jack! There is one guy from DP has 2000 posts, on every forum or site online.
And the guy has probably 2cents to his name. So what does that tell you!
Ryan Eagle is a fucking pussy. He needs to stop acting like a “gangster”. He lives in fucking Illinois.
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>>Ryan Eagle is a fucking pussy. He needs to stop acting like a “gangster”. He lives in fucking Illinois.
LMAO. Oh no, he lives in Illinois! You never heard of Al Fucking Capone?
come to vegas in january ganster, you know what gonna play out biggie