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Dominos Pizza Sucks… STILL…

OH YEA! another post about the worlds worst pizza place.

Every since I’ve ordered pizza using there pizza tracker I’ve gotten emails. I definitely don’t want them since I never order from them anymore. Ok, no big deal… UNSUBSCRIBE… wait 10 days as mentioned in the CAN-SPAM act… keep getting emails… repeat process 5 times… keep getting fucking emails… *MONEY MAKING ALERT* Easy money making scheme. If you live in California order a pizza online then take videos & document unsubscribing and the failures of still getting emails. Then take them to small claims court. You will win. (I hope someone will do this so they will fix their system.)

EPIC failure… I ordered a pizza. XL I believe. I don’t remember the ‘inches’ size which dominos uses. but they used the Large size breadball to make the XL pizza. It was like fucking thin as shit & nasty as fucking hell. If i wanted to a pizza that tasted like it was made on saltine crackers I would have ordered it. SO… I call them… They explain to me they don’t get shipped the XL size bread balls. So they make the XL pizzas w/ the L breadball and somehow i’m supposed to be okay w/ that? Its fucking DOUGH… you know you’re short… maybe add a large and a small size bread ball together? So after this & the email saga & the last saga i’m 100% done w/ dominos…. or so I think…

Two days ago…. My room mate orders dinner. Doesn’t tell me what he ordered or where its from… you can guess where!?!?!? DOMINOS!!! They said it would be to our door in 45 minutes. After 1 hour of waiting he called them. They said the driver was just getting back and then would be right out. Its 2-3 miles down the road… It ended up taking 1 hour 55 minutes to deliver to us. WTF dominos WTF….

Dominos Pizza Tracker B.B.B.Bull*&%t

Anyone order a pizza from domino’s in the past year? See this neat feature the pizza tracker and wonder how it works? Notice how fancy it looks and the ‘patent pending’ in the corner. Well here is how it works… IT DOESN’T. Just a fancy web application that automatically grabs employees names & puts them on the web at randomly placed times. Lots of fishy business & no real technology.

I watched in horror as my order of 10 bottles of diet coke was prepared. Then a few minutes later put in a the oven. I wasn’t sure if I should have called them and told them I didn’t want my diet coke heated up or not. After the diet coke left the oven. It was place in a box. Then it was out for delivery.

1. I don’t know what PREP time you need to make diet coke? (can anyone answer this?)
2. I am 100% sure what domino’s delivered didn’t get put in their oven.
3. I am 100% sure what domino’s delivered didn’t come in a box.

Now, After about an hour and 5 minutes of waiting. I got a phone call asking if I ordered something from domino’s. I said YES. he said okay, we’ll get that right out to you sir. There was then an awkward pause then he apologized and said the delivery driver got confused. I said no problem & hung up.

Within the minute of 2 hours of the time my order was placed. I received my order. 10 bottles in bags. No boxes. It was not in the hot wave bag like they claimed on the website. The bottles were not melted.

I have a few questions for domino’s.

1. Is that really patent pending technology? I didn’t know you could patent bull*&%t
2. Does the technology really work?
3. Did you actually placed my bottles of diet coke in the oven?
4. Did it take 2 hrs because you had to clean up the mess of melted bottles in your oven & diet coke everywhere on top. Is that why it took 2 hours?
5. Why was the delivery driver thrown under the bus? So I would tip him less? He wasn’t the one who allegedly put my order in the oven.

Notice: Since this happened & the time of the post the author quit drinking diet coke. So no comments about how i’m going to get brain cancer and die.