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It’s been a minute since I’ve posted rap videos here. Here are two that will change your life.

Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Drunk off Titty Milk

RIP Billy. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you (usually when I look at my bottle of OxiClean)

Now go buy some ads.

Ah, Ad:tech San Fran, home of the original PPC.bz parties. It started with the debauchery at the acai berry jello wrestling party, followed the next year by a “classier” party with Dirt Nasty, sponsored by the E Dubble-U A.

If you haven’t been to Ad:tech, it’s a pretty good show. It offers a different perspective on online marketing because the show is dedicated to all online advertising, and you’ll find a healthier mix of traffic sources then you would at something like Affiliate Summit (usually filled with affiliate networks). It’s a large show (bigger than Affiliate Summit I believe)

Anyway, the PPC (Party Planning Committee) has retired from the game and passed the torch onto Darren at the Marketers Ball. Professional party thrower Darren aka D-money has far more experience (more importantly, patience) for throwing parties so I’m glad he’s taking it over.

FriendFinder Presents
the Marketer’s Ball
with Too Short and Digital Underground

Register for the Marketer’s Ball here!

The previous act was Dave Navarro and DJ Skribble. No offense, but I don’t really give a shit about either of these guys. So due to unforeseen circumstances, the new acts will be Too Short and Digital Underground. Fuck yeah!

The infamous DJ / Rapper / Scientist YTCracker will be in full effect, and Rob Hustle too! #Winning!!!

Shout out to ya’ll !!!!!

Register for the Marketer’s Ball here!

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e.e cumming’s on her face
now that’s poetry in motion

Surprisingly good rap from Donald Glover of Community fame, which is the funniest sitcom on TV now. Godamnit Troy you got verses.

I’ve always wanted to put into words how I felt about Wikileaks. The fact that the media has convinced some people that Wikileaks is a bad thing really has me shaking my head.

These two clips from Colbert Report have pretty much summed up exactly how I feel about Wikileaks and the brave work they do. Your corporate overlords and their government friends work in secret to fleece you, the people, on a grand scale, yet not many people appreciate that Wikileaks is one of few organizations doing something about it.

And no, I’m not a conspiracy theorist or anything. While I don’t believe in any new world order or secret societies trying to take over the world, the reality is that government and corporations do work in secret to give unfair advantages (tax breaks, favorable lawmaking, etc) to fuck over the general public and their tax dollars.

This is a 2 part clip- the first part is awesome if you’re nerdy. The second part is an interview.

As far as internet marketing forums go, you have your big three free ones (although I’m sure there are other popular ones I don’t care about) – DigitalPoint, Warrior Forum, and Wickedfire. The first two are reserved for mentally challenged people and foreigners. Then Wickedfire’s popularity has a been a problem though as it seems to attract schmucks at an alarming rate, faster than mods can ban them. While there are a lot of quality people there no one shares anything because its an open forum, and “I’ll be damned if I want 50 assholes doing the technique I’m about to write out…”

Anyway, you might have noticed an influx of paid private forums lately. You might be thinking, “Are any of these worth it?” There is one that’s worth it and its PPVPlaybook.

I’ve mentioned PPVPlaybook a number of times before, and I just want to make it clear that it really is a quality community. (Look, no affiliate links even!) So I am writing this post to give a shout out to David and the crew for keeping a quality forum going, setting up fun shit to do at the shows (next pending meet-up involves Speed-o’s I think), and other debauchery. And no it’s not just PPV; everything gets talked about.

I don’t know how much it costs because I don’t pay for it, but I know its worth it. David gives me a free account and I just post “quality” (debatable though) shit in exchange for said membership. People are much more willing to be open when the venue is closed. Yes there are plenty of newbs but enough quality members to keep it valuable. Even a lot of the “useful” stuff I’ve posted on ppc.bz lately was stuff I posted on PPVPlaybook weeks before.

The party of Affiliate Summit West, Vegas 2011 will be the Affiliate Ball.

If you want to get your company’s name out there, then you should definitely sponsor. If you want to spit on peasants from a distance, then you should definitely get your VIP tables (This will be a much larger party than anything we’ve done previously, so the guy-girl ratio will be even harder to defeat. Get your VIP on so you can woo the chicks from the main floor, leaving lesser men to fend for themselves with the scraps.)

Musical performances will include a headline artist (currently 3 6 Mafia as of writing this) and we will get performances by Rob Hustle, YTCracker, and maybe even some Von Doogan action?

Sponsorship Details

Keep in mind that Barman and the PPC (Party Planning Committee) is not organizing this event. I’m just pushing it because it should be epic, and also helping YTCracker’s boy out.

That responsibility is in the hands of Darren, who is a professional party-thrower extraordinaire and longtime friend of YTCracker. Here are Sponsorship Details and you can get even more information at AffiliateBall.com.

Darren has been in talks with a number of companies, some bigger than others, so if you are interested get on the phone with him before it’s too late (Contact details at the bottom of that PDF)

PPC.bz parties (and PPC.bz Approved parties) have helped many networks and companies build some of that street cred (whatever that means) in the affiliate space. It really does work for showing your affiliates a good time and getting new affiliates to work with you.

NickyCakes Approved

As far as parties go in the affiliate space, no one does it better than PPC.bz and Nickycakes. (Well, PPC.bz has been mostly responsible for organizing while Nickycakes just shows up with chicks and top affiliate friends.) Anyway, this party is NickyCakes® Approved. “Put my name on it, stamp it, whatever, I’m in.”

The illest shit to hit the streets ever. Fucking ever.

props to dully for the tip

The beat kind of reminded me of this classic. If you know what its from, then I love you.

shouts to dully for the tip

Lyrics:

They call me Young Zuck just a punk
Tryna be in finals clubs no girls showin’ me love
But I don’t give a fuck
I was made to be great facemashin’ all my dates
As I crash the network — college aged Bill Gates
Not really a creep — okay, maybe social geek
You can check out my blog I’m telling it when I speak
Programmin up in my sleep I don’t got many peeps
For friends — Eduardo he was one of them
I guess — yes, well lemme get this off my chest
I believe I’m the best when it comes to CS
Facebook — yo, that was my idea
Don’t let them Winklevosses tell you that I steal
For real. I got the Napster as my bro
And he knows that this thing is about to blow
So I’ma hop on a plane to Palo Alto
Call up Peter Thiel and well…you know

Chorus:
I’ll be C.E.O (yo!) x 2

Couple years go by I’m worth a couple of bill
And all these haters want a piece they jus need to chill
I look back on the site I was about to build
And never thought or dreamed that it could be this ill
I still got Asian groupies giving me brain
But now the phoenix is the name of my private plane
I abstain from doin’ drugs cuz I know cocaine
Can really cause some peeps to go kind of insane
But it’s kind of okay yea I’ve made mistakes
500 million friends ain’t that easy to make
I went from wiring in to be in Wired magazine
And there’s no AEPI when I fly Caribbean
Facebook — yo, it was meant to be
A social network expert or my destiny
jus a hacker turned legit a slacker and misfit
But my business cards say I’m C.E.O bitch

NSFW… or is it?

This is best viewed in Dolby Digital with the sound all the way up.

How many curious sounds can you spot?

Five touch themselves
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