Archive for the ‘Get Dirt Nasty’ Category

Party planning done. I can finally relax and get excited about the shit that’s gonna go down on 4.20.

In yesterday’s party post, I made a little fuss about people that don’t tip in this industry. Some may think it rude that I call out an entire industry on this point, and others may find it downright disrespectful.

“You’re an idiot! I always tip! :: scoffing sounds :: ”

So you might be asking – “Barman, who are the cheapskates that don’t tip the service staff at industry functions?”

There is no particular person or anything, it’s just a general trend I see (and based on the comments on the last post, I’m not the only one.)

For some reason, I think affiliates think they are entitled to the free shit that networks and sponsors give them. If there is a social function like a party, affiliates feel like “oh the network is paying for everything – I don’t have to spend a dime!” Wrong asshole. The network or sponsor does pay for everything, but they don’t pay the tips for the service at these events. Sometimes the sponsor might feel so bad for the service staff they tip them out, because of the cheap-ass affiliates. This is truly a fucking shame.

But there was particular event that stands with me to this day. An event I never want to repeat.

It was the Denver Affiliate Convention, many years ago (or maybe it was last year.) I wouldn’t have gone to this convention if I didn’t live like 30 minutes away.

Scott Richter of Affiliate.com held an after party event at his “gentleman’s club” called Platinum something or other. Basically everyone in the industry was invited to hang out at the strip club and either look at titties or talk about business.

Anyway, I won’t get into the total mindfuck that was. (Seeing to the Shoemoney logo flash on the TV screens while getting a lap dance made me get a boner and throw-up in my mouth at the same time. The mindfuck is that I don’t know which was responsible for which.)

An hour or two into the night, me and bb_wolfe were outside smoking drugs, and we ran into ladies that were waiting for a ride home. Clearly they were strippers because there are no females in affiliate marketing.

So I asked them what’s up.

“We’re getting out of here.”
“Why is that?”
“We’re not really making any money.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, no one is tipping.”
“Really.”

The convo went on for a little while longer and they eventually left. I walked back into the club and saw that she was right. There were these sad, nearly lifeless, strippers dancing like they were forced to. If you ever played Grand Theft Auto IV and walked into the virtual titty bar, you know what I mean. Animated and contrived.

It was then I thought to myself – “I never want this to happen to me.”

“I never want to be a part of a party where strippers leave.”

The service staff at these events are the lifeblood of the entertainment. If they aren’t getting taken care of, their hearts won’t be into it. And if they’re not into it – expect slow, nearly unbearable service getting drinks. That in turn will ruin the fun everyone is having.

And if strippers are involved, they will leave.

You don’t really want that, do you?

So you keep hearing about this Dirt Nasty fellow – but you’re still not hip to the jive and don’t know what all the fuss is about? Well let me school you kids on the 2nd, or 3rd, greatest white rapper alive.

It was back in the day – maybe 9 months ago, when PPC.bz first posted the 1980 video. It was an instant hit and I must’ve watched the video 50 times since. It really resonates with me, because, while I was only in the single-digits during the 80′s, I still did a lot of cocaine because I grew up in the inner city and smoked crack on the playgrounds.

Dirt Nasty has a few other hits on youtube, and one of them is Cracker Ass Fantastic

History and Music

Dirt Nasty is Simon Rex, who was a VJ (Video Jockey for all you young punks that don’t remember a time when MTV actually played music) on MTV for a few years. Since then he’s been in movies and TV shows, but now everyone pretty much knows Simon Rex as Dirt Nasty. Dirt Nasty tours and does shows with Andre Legacy, Beardo, and Mikey Avalon.

The Dyslexic Speedreaders (Dirt, Andre, Beardo, Avalon) rap about the craziest shit and that’s why I love them. They rap about drugs, making fun of Hollywood celebu-tards, rap about smoking drugs, gettin’ their dicks sucked, and rap about smoking more drugs.

Isn’t Dirt Nasty Gay?

If the question is “Was Dirt Nasty in a gay porno” then the answer is yes.

If the question is “Did Dirt Nasty touch balls with another dude” then the answer is no.

It’s a crime to think that someone is gay just because they ended up in a gay porno beating their own meat with no other dudes in the immediate vicinity. Racist even!

Here’s a video where Dirt mocks his own appearance in these films –

REX – Trailer from The REX Team on Vimeo.

New Dirt Nasty Music

Dirt Nasty dropped a new album called the White Album for Free on his website. Its remixes and shit but you better cop it before they run out of copies.

Peep the Dirt Nasty myspace for more videos.

That’s right kids – if you’re bummed out about the party list for Ad:Tech, have no fear, cause PPC.bz is here.

The man, the myth, the legend, has graced us with his attention so we may put on this spectacle of a party. Incredible thanks to EWA Network for sponsoring what will be a pretty epic event. Also thanks to Circa Direct for throwing in on the cause! (if you don’t know about circa yet…. well… you will.)

By Affiliates, For Affiliates

The 2nd Annual Get Money + Get Paid Party is an exclusive event for affiliates to have fun, have a great time, and see some great live music. Birdman is giving back to the community – regardless if you’re a fan or a hater. Fun times will be had by all.

Unfortunately, there will be no Jell-o Wrestling this year. The venue we chose is much classier so they don’t allow that kind of thing.

Expect performances by YTCracker, Rob Hustle, and Mic Davice.

Oh did we mention Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy? (99.99% lock as of writing this)

Where’s Nickycakes?

Usually Cakes is a part of these parties but he is busy finding a wife in Asia.

Can I Come?

The easiest way to get on the RSVP list is to talk to Ryan Eagle @ EWA.

You can also DM or @ me @ppc.bz or email – party[at@]ppc.bz

You want John Mayer…. but you can’t have him.

Usually I don’t post about Podcasts and shit because they are a waste of time and boring. But Both Sides of the Tracks by Jason Rubacky and Eric Nagel is pretty legit.

Now, I was going to post about his show before Nickycakes was on it… true story. I’m not posting this because Cakes is on it… not like i’m secretly in love with him or anything. So I was going to post about it a few weeks ago but Jason said to wait for an interesting guest like Nickycakes.

So if you want to listen to affiliates shoot the shoot, check it out here. Jason is more into the CPS side of things so it’s always interesting to hear about other sides of the business.

Ripped this shit off Wickedfire. Too funny not to post.

dully called it.

Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space

Who is … YTCracker?

Well, besides dropping hot tracks and DJ’ing parties at Affiliate Summit, YTCracker is pretty much the most scientific motherfucker on the planet.

YTCracker is busy winning the space race, and it can be hard to keep up with all the shit that YTCracker is doing in the name of science. So if you need a quick primer on nerdcore, this post is for you.

YTCracker makes nerdy music for nerds. He can be found posting on this forum for nerds. I will admit that I’ve spent at least 32 minutes watching random Nerdysouth videos on Youtube.

Below are videos I cannot get enough of. Some people watch the news…. I just watch these.

G$H – Get Money Ho

Just one of the videos about gettin’ money, ho. Bidet, ya’ll.

YTCracker makes it rain … on city streets

Money LOL

if you haven’t seen this shit by now, kill yourself.

LOL Bunny

Most people don’t like remixes more than the originals, but personally I think this remix is better

I made this post because I am a fan of YTCracker, and that STC, being the greatest, needs some more recognition. Peep game ho.