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Shawn Collins is a Pimp

August 31st, 2010

My friend dropped off a package for me just now. I open it up, and to my surprise, it is a gift from Mr. Shawn Collins. Very unexpected. I shall reciprocate this gift with some links to Shawn Collins properties in the blog roll. Thanks mang!

As much as I despise Frank Luntz’s face – I hear good things about this book. It should be a good read.

Is it gay to get excited about books?

More Goodies from PPC.bz

August 30th, 2010

Just a quick update to the menu of the PPC.bz header.

Added Typo Generator – handy script for getting typos of a word. Should probably have a bulk feature but I don’t feel like scripting it.

Added Bulk Domain Availability Checker – check domains in bulk. Works pretty well. The original script is old so I doubt it supports some of the newer TLD’s.

Added link to YMulti. This is a social network from the YMulti guys, Jay Styles and Amish. Yes, the same people behind the link I just removed – CPAHustle.com. Let’s see if Amish and Jay stop smoking enough weed to keep this new forum alive for more than 4 weeks.

If you are a newb read this.

August 29th, 2010

If anyone is starting out in affiliate marketing and needs some help getting off the ground this is what my good friend Mike specializes in. He is the network manager for elite clicks media. If you have a few questions are are afraid to ask someone. No question is too stupid for Mike. He is looking for new affiliates. If you’re nice he will give you a profitable campaign. Mike also specializes in dealing with foreign affiliates. He is currently accepting affiliates from all countries except North Korea. OK, there might be a few more countries he doesn’t accept.

Mike Delacruz
Elite Clicks Media
Network Manager
Cell: 213-422-0046
Email: mike.delacruz@eliteclicksmedia.com
AIM: ecmdelacruz
Skype: Mike_Delacruz

Mobile Monopoly Review

August 24th, 2010

Ah, mobile internets. The future of communication and browsing. It was only a matter of time before a fluff-filled product was launched on the topic.

I have an email specifically for “guru” lists. After a 10-day hiatus from checking it…. let’s just say it has a lot of e-mail I need to clean out. A good majority of these e-mails are about mobile marketing products.

The product in question is “Mobile Monopoly.” There are a legitimate “shit-ton” of mobile-focused guru products that have come out, or are coming out. It will be the only thing anyone talks about from here on out.

Article marketing is dead. Adwords is dead. Myspace is dead. Facebook is dead. PPV is dead. Mejia buying is dead. Everything is dead.

But mobile marketing is alive. It’s the new buzzword. Get you some clicks on your tiny landing pages and get people to sign up for your shit right from your phone.

A reader of PPC.bz saw this product, Mobile Monopoly, and promised a “review” of the product. I actually downloaded the product through illegal means, but don’t want to waste time watching the videos and shit.

Without further adoo-doo, here is the Mobile Marketing Review from Martin Brock. The review is actually ripped from Warrior Forum, where he posted it first, but I’m posting it here should it mysteriously disappear from SteveWagenheimForum.

(Yes, believe it or not, I will actually publish articles and shit from you wonderful readers if you just hit me up. I am generous with the linkbacks.)

Everything below is written by Mr. Martin:

Mobile Monopoly Review

UPDATE (Aug. 20): In an attempt to shed more light on the concerns about this product, I have contacted around 8 well-known people (big/medium gurus) who promoted this – 6 people replied so far.

If one had hoped to receive well-thought out reasons for promoting this product, one would be very disappointed. So far the replies can be summarized like this:

  • It looked like a good introduction to mobile marketing
  • We have a good relation with the author
  • I am deeply sorry for promoting this product! (1 person only)
  • The warrior forum is negative!

The responses are generally generic and with no real attempt to address the valid concerns that I and many other people have raised. No substance has been brought to the table in defense of this product. One person did offer to retract the endorsement, and apologize to his list for sending this out, but did not come through on it. Another has promised to look further into the matter and get back to me.

Review:
I actually spent a few hours on this review, so I hope it is ok that I post a new thread about it.

I apologize for the poor grammar/writing – I wrote it very fast.

As I stated in the other thread, I am only reviewing this product because a friend of mine bought two of this guy’s previous products. I paid for this one myself, and I will be refunding it out of sheer principle. I would have refunded the two others as well if I had paid for them.

There are 11 modules and some extra videos in the members’ area.

Mobile Monopoly Module 1 – A lot of mobile stats and data in this one, most of which should not be surprising to most people who regularly follow industry news.

Mobile Monopoly Module 2 – In this module he seems to go on and on about sending traffic to mobile optimized squeeze pages. What if 30 people converts, then I just made $150”, “this can really start to add up”, “Alright so I send them a Clickbank offer, and boom” – that last one is just classic, timeless relationship building advice! (I hope you can detect the irony). He goes on with “I get a huge list that I can market to forever”, “CPA stands for..” and so on..

He keeps talking about his conversion rate, and various numbers, and how much money you can potentially make, and yet fails to explain how to accomplish it – is it by any chance because sending traffic straight to affiliate links is THE most fragile business model in existence? The rest of video 2 contains more pipe dreams and “think of the possibilities” moments, again without any tangible, actionable direction.

Mobile Monopoly Module 3 – Here he explains how the interfaces of the ad platforms work again peppered with regular “just think of the possibilities” moments (sorry if I repeat myself, but monkey see, monkey do, or whatever the appropriate saying is in this context.. I am speed writing here! – this is very basic stuff.

Mobile Monopoly Module 4 – More from the same drawer – and then the big secret is revealed. I don’t even own a cell phone, and even I know that a mobile browser is different from a standard browser. At this point the “just think about how much money you can make” filler is getting more than unbearable.

Mobile Monopoly Module 5 – “Clickbank is amazing, you can make a lot of money with it” that is not an exact quote, but close. He spends a long time explaining the basics, and includes regular mentions of “big money”. He also talks about his squeeze page software – which comes at additional cost (67/month) – but he never provides any tangible proof that the squeeze pages presenting the mobile offers are the true source of his income, or that they have any sort of real effect.

Mobile Monopoly Module 6 – In this one he shows how to get affiliate links from Amazon in order to sell physical products as an affiliate – the most creative part about this module is the title: “let’s get physical”. I noted that his account shows no sales activity. This is generally another uninteresting video that covers very basic stuff.

Mobile Monopoly Module 7 – In this module he explains how to get pay per call offers. Pay per call is really just another way of tracking an affiliate sale, but through a phone number instead of an affiliate URL. Again, the information provided is very basic “how to find an offer” interspersed with even more “easy, easy money” comments, but no real guidance or insight is offered.

Mobile Monopoly Module 8 – In this one, the “just think about the possibilities” moment deals with mobile marketing for local businesses. Sure, you could go out and manage mobile campaigns for local businesses – they may not be tech savvy, but you can be sure they want to know exactly what they get from their advertising dollars. And what do they get? Is there even enough volume to support very specific local offers through mobile advertising? He just mentions this as an idea, one of many, that is not supported by anything tangible in the form of how to do it, or what results he has accomplished (I know what my guess is).

I did see the remaining videos, but found no reason to mention anything further about them.

Oh, except the Iphone app module. That was the first video that actually made me laugh out loud. Again, completely in line with the rest of the product – he talks about possibilities and potential, and how a lot of people make a killing with apps – but again – with no with real direction.

I will just let these links speak for themselves:

So, You Want To Develop iPhone Apps, Eh? You REALLY Want To Read This! Dvorak Uncensored: General interest observations and true web-log.

Is The Rush To Develop iPhone Apps Creating A Bubble? | mocoNews

And a quote from one of the articles:

Supercollider Blog reports on several levels of paid app downloads, the relevant number is that half of all paid iPhone apps get less than 1,000 downloads. The median point is under 1,000. Lets call it 999. That number times $1.95 per paid app gives the ‘most typical app’ the total revenues in its lifetime – the full two years of App Store existence – of $1,948 dollars. This is before Apple takes its cut of 30%, so we are left with $1,363 over two years or $682 per year. This is so ‘successful’ that half of all of the developers of the 164,250 apps – will actually earn LESS THAN THIS. Before you start to cry, remember, there is that Angry Bird game that had 4 million paid downloads and the Bewelled 2 game with 3 million paid downloads. Thats your math there, they are totally skewing the averages, and you are stuck in the ‘long tail’ indeed. Half of all developers will earn less than $682 per year. Do you still think this is a good business idea?

The Overall Verdict on Mobile Monopoly

There is a lot of filler and basic stuff where he spends time on the usual suspects; Clickbank, what is CPA offers, and so on. “Clickbank pays high commissions” and “Amazon pays lower commission”.

Most of the content has been regurgitated in 100s if not 1000s of products since. The few things he mentions that some people may not have heard of (such as pay per call) are covered in an extremely superficial way.

He almost never (if at all) mention aspects of real online marketing (relationship building, improving conversion rates, pre-selling) – stuff that is vital – but maybe that is because that sort of thing requires real EFFORT which would be more than 99% of his intended audience bargained for (judging by the sales letter). To fill out the holes it is apparently much easier to just have tons of “how to sign up for Clickbank” videos – yes, I think that is actually a title of one of the videos.

In regards to getting low CPCs – you can not by any standard compare the CPC of display ads and search ads. Getting a positive ROI is by no means guaranteed just because you get clicks at just a few cents. As an example, it is relatively easy to get clicks from Google (Adsense), and a number of other platforms from 3-10 cents (I have nothing for sale here or anywhere else), in some markets higher. I have done that several times. The key however, is conversion, as most of us know. And on top of that, it seems that most people are paying much more than the few cents he talks about.

He does not go in and show concrete tangible examples of winning campaigns – sure he has “proven” campaigns. But anyone who knows anything knows that any CPA network or affiliate network will throw their best performing campaigns at you like they were dead rodents (I realize that was a pathetic analogy).

No solid proof that he makes money from the mobile offers is ever presented – why does only Clickbank and Paypal earnings show on the sales page? He is particularly generous in showing his Clickbank earnings in the sales videos. But he does not navigate to the pages in his various accounts that show proof of earnings in the videos inside the members’ area. For someone who likes to talk so much about how much money he makes WHY does he not show any real tangible results achieved promoting these offers? And why do all screenshots/videos that involve his campaigns show all campaigns on pause?

As someone else have already hinted – which is completely on par with my own sentiments – is the fact that you get a very distinct feeling that the author is not actually applying most of these things, he just explains the “potential” and how this is “easy money”, and adds in various random potential earning scenarios, conversion rates and so on. A critical voice might infer that the results shown on the sales page could very well come from sales of his previous “make money online” offers in Clickbank (which also supports Paypal), and not from real b2c affiliate marketing offers on mobile phones. The author has so far been unresponsive in terms of submitting the proof I emailed him for.

In reality, it is not as easy as he makes it out – as also already pointed out earlier in the thread by someone who is doing it – and several other posters who have posted results from their campaigns. And those who make the wildest claims, including the author, does not seem to want to or be able to provide irrefutable evidence of their alleged quick, easy, and significant earnings.

Now – I could probably write another 5-10 pages about this product easily. But the time I have already spent is more than enough time wasted. I think is a shame that this type of product can “break through” in these circles. Of course, people can get a refund – but they can not get their time back, and the money invested in campaigns that don’t produce results.

And if this is by any means the industry standard, a lot of people will end up in a cycle where they jump from one quick fix to another because the product is carefully constructed to give the illusion that it does really work with no effort required…”but just not for me”. And so, the story repeats itself with no one the wiser because “quick fix” authors refuse or lack the skills to educate people on the true principles of Internet marketing.

Barman’s 2 Penny Tip

July 11th, 2010

I don’t know why everyone’s riding Mr. Green’s Nuts about his 1 penny tip. This shit is so old, when people used Adwords they did it.

Like, is this really a tip? Are people that fucking dumb they only use the default bid recommendations, and don’t move their bids around to see what works best?

Anyway, since everyone is raving about this 1 penny tip on PoF, I present to you ….

The 2 Penny Tip

To get better position than all the people using Mr. Green’s 1 Penny Tip, I encourage you to bid in 2 penny increments. This way, you are smarter than ALL the newbies AND the “cowboys.”

Enjoy.

The Fundamentals of Promoting an Affiliate Offer

June 23rd, 2010

Question:

I want to be an affiliate marketer. I found this offer that I want to promote, but it’s a secret. Anyway, this offer pertains to job searches. I know this offer would work if I could buy PPC for it, but it looks like all the job search keywords are taken.

How can I promote it?

Believe it or not, a Wickedfire member had this same question.

Our good friend Dullspace, was kind enough to record an answer. A mini-webinar if you will.

If you have questions, and others like these related to internet money cash piles, then I can guarantee 93% of them will be answered in this single audio recording.

Dullspace goes into some very heavy stuff. These advanced topics would sell for $1997 by other gurus, but Dullspace gives this shit away for free. FREE SON

  • Blackhat Cookie Stuffers – How to make dollars a day
  • The Mafia-backed affiliate industry and how you can profit!
  • Buying Meejia – One secret traffic source no one is talking about!
  • Tracking Your Data and HTTP Requests – What they are and why they’re important
  • Landing Pages and how to steal them
  • Buying Adwords and getting people to come to your shit

Listen Now

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Can’t Wait

June 14th, 2010

my hero


Some Gay Shit

June 12th, 2010

A group of douchebags have created another info product with the worst video / lander I have ever seen. It’s obvious they used the PPC.bz guru name generator to name this piece of shit.

LOL @ the testimonials starting 5 minutes in. This bitch has weeds on her head.

This article on guru-product addiction is also a good read. If you find yourself addicted to guru product bullshit, then this article is for you.

I’m starting Guru Addiction Anonymous Yearly. GAAY will help people get over their addiction to useless info products with a simple trick. If you come in and share that you’ve spent more than a few hundred bucks on guru info products (it’s OK to get fooled once, but “fool me twice, thrice, six times… shame on me”), Big Bubba will fuck you in the ass.

If you don’t learn your lesson, you are either helpless, or enjoy anal sex.

How to Hide Your Rebill Money – The Brief Safe

June 11th, 2010

So Oprah coming after your rebill monies? Or maybe the FTC is knocking at your door?

Or maybe you make youtube videos of yourself, giving haters and thieves enough clues to find your wood paneled home?

Fear no more, for I have found the best way to hide money from robbers, thieves, and federal officials!

Introducing the Brief Safe!

Why be obvious when it comes to hiding your money? Any idiot knows a traditional safe is where people keep valuable things.

Why not hide your valuables in something that no one will ever touch?

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

Now I know some of you read Digital Point or Warrior Forum, so it’s safe to assume you make no money, and can’t afford the $12.95 price tag. It’s also safe to assume you wear tightey-whiteys.

Here’s one simple trick to making your own Brief Safe: The next time you shit your pants with excitement reading the latest Wagenheim post, just don’t wash your underwear. Instead, hide money in it. Unlike the commercial Brief Safe you can buy in stores, home-made Brief Safes have the added feature of theft prevention by smell.

Thieves won’t enter the room, let alone dig through your shit-stained laundry!

Buy it Now at Sears.
YES FUCKING SEARS

If only Billy Mays were around to promote this. R.I.P.

thanks to developerz for the tip

Star Wars Kid is a Bitch

June 3rd, 2010

What a chump

Newsnewsnews outlets reported that Raza was so ridiculed for his activities in the video that he slipped into depression and had to take time off from school to seek psychiatric care. His family sued the families of the classmates who leaked the video for $250,000, then settled out of court.

Where is he now?