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The Fundamentals of Promoting an Affiliate Offer

June 23rd, 2010

Question:

I want to be an affiliate marketer. I found this offer that I want to promote, but it’s a secret. Anyway, this offer pertains to job searches. I know this offer would work if I could buy PPC for it, but it looks like all the job search keywords are taken.

How can I promote it?

Believe it or not, a Wickedfire member had this same question.

Our good friend Dullspace, was kind enough to record an answer. A mini-webinar if you will.

If you have questions, and others like these related to internet money cash piles, then I can guarantee 93% of them will be answered in this single audio recording.

Dullspace goes into some very heavy stuff. These advanced topics would sell for $1997 by other gurus, but Dullspace gives this shit away for free. FREE SON

  • Blackhat Cookie Stuffers – How to make dollars a day
  • The Mafia-backed affiliate industry and how you can profit!
  • Buying Meejia – One secret traffic source no one is talking about!
  • Tracking Your Data and HTTP Requests – What they are and why they’re important
  • Landing Pages and how to steal them
  • Buying Adwords and getting people to come to your shit

Listen Now

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Can’t Wait

June 14th, 2010

my hero


Some Gay Shit

June 12th, 2010

A group of douchebags have created another info product with the worst video / lander I have ever seen. It’s obvious they used the PPC.bz guru name generator to name this piece of shit.

LOL @ the testimonials starting 5 minutes in. This bitch has weeds on her head.

This article on guru-product addiction is also a good read. If you find yourself addicted to guru product bullshit, then this article is for you.

I’m starting Guru Addiction Anonymous Yearly. GAAY will help people get over their addiction to useless info products with a simple trick. If you come in and share that you’ve spent more than a few hundred bucks on guru info products (it’s OK to get fooled once, but “fool me twice, thrice, six times… shame on me”), Big Bubba will fuck you in the ass.

If you don’t learn your lesson, you are either helpless, or enjoy anal sex.

How to Hide Your Rebill Money – The Brief Safe

June 11th, 2010

So Oprah coming after your rebill monies? Or maybe the FTC is knocking at your door?

Or maybe you make youtube videos of yourself, giving haters and thieves enough clues to find your wood paneled home?

Fear no more, for I have found the best way to hide money from robbers, thieves, and federal officials!

Introducing the Brief Safe!

Why be obvious when it comes to hiding your money? Any idiot knows a traditional safe is where people keep valuable things.

Why not hide your valuables in something that no one will ever touch?

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

Now I know some of you read Digital Point or Warrior Forum, so it’s safe to assume you make no money, and can’t afford the $12.95 price tag. It’s also safe to assume you wear tightey-whiteys.

Here’s one simple trick to making your own Brief Safe: The next time you shit your pants with excitement reading the latest Wagenheim post, just don’t wash your underwear. Instead, hide money in it. Unlike the commercial Brief Safe you can buy in stores, home-made Brief Safes have the added feature of theft prevention by smell.

Thieves won’t enter the room, let alone dig through your shit-stained laundry!

Buy it Now at Sears.
YES FUCKING SEARS

If only Billy Mays were around to promote this. R.I.P.

thanks to developerz for the tip

Star Wars Kid is a Bitch

June 3rd, 2010

What a chump

Newsnewsnews outlets reported that Raza was so ridiculed for his activities in the video that he slipped into depression and had to take time off from school to seek psychiatric care. His family sued the families of the classmates who leaked the video for $250,000, then settled out of court.

Where is he now?

Summer Jams 1

May 28th, 2010

Can’t Emded –

New Cypress Hill – Cypress Hill – Armada Latina

I’m not an asshole,
I’m about my cash flow.

Required Reading and a Contest

May 27th, 2010

Required Reading

I would love to bash gurus all day, but i got shit to do. Trust me, I miss it. But because of my lack of time to Photoshop semen stains on Howie Schwartz’s face, I highly recommend you read this guy’s blog: The Salty Droid. I don’t know much about this Salty Droid, but his whole blog is about bashing gurus. For instance, this latest post takes Ryan Deiss to task for attempting to spawn off clones of himself (aka more guru shitbags)

Basically you pay Ryan Deiss $500 and he will see if he wants to invest in your idea (ie, not invest in it, and steal it if it’s any good.) Is that what we’re coming up with guys? Really?

The comments on the post are also pretty rich.

Ryan Deiss epitomizes the world of “Let me show you how to get rich by selling people information about how to get rich.”

Hey, I thought that was John Chow’s line? Shit, at least John Chow has a physical book people can buy so they at least feel like they got something for their money.

A Contest

I’m going to hold a contest. First prize is nothing. Or maybe a Silver pass to ASE if you want one, but probably nothing.

If you haven’t noticed, (and if you haven’t then you don’t read blogs which is good for you), but this guy Profit Addiction is like blog-comment herpes. If you stumble upon a blog post related to affiliate marketing, and you scroll down to the comments, there is a 92.6% chance that Profit Addiction is the first comment.

How to win: You get 1 point for every comment you post on new blog articles before Profit Addiction. You gotta be fast though, because I think he built some custom tools or something to read brain waves to see when bloggers are going to publish new articles.

If you don’t have a blog you can link back to PPC.bz. If you don’t have anything good to write for the comment, that’s OK. Just writing “FIRST before profit addiction!” will work.

PPC.bz will automatically self-destruct if Profit Addiction is the first comment on this post.

Datafeeds, Autoblogs, and Forums Oh My!

May 12th, 2010

I was pondering about writing this post for a little while. I don’t know how “helpful” I want to be, but since I haven’t posted any useful shit in forever, why the fuck not. I saw this post by Adhustler, and I think Nickycakes wrote some shit a few weeks ago too.

Over the past few weeks I’ve been messing around with some of this stuff, so I figure I’d report my findings.

Most of this shit will sound pretty lame to paid traffic people. But I know a lot of online marketers steady spam the SERPs, get big sites up, and enjoy the steady rev-stream. And a lot of people move back and forth between traffic types, so maybe this resource might help a few people out.

Keep in mind, messing with SEO and organic traffic is not a get rick quick scheme. It takes a lot of time, and a lot of resources (good domains, money to outsource link building) if you want to get anywhere.

Matter of fact, this isn’t actually easy either. You need to know HTML, at least some basic PHP, and general internet know-how. Some of these resources claim tat you can get shit done without knowing much of the above, but I tend not to believe that bullshit.

In addition, some of this info can actually be helpful to paid traffic people. For example, if I can populate a website with a ton of info for the top 250 cities. You show a customized lander based on IP or campaign, and Google will eat that shit up. Like a dating campaign that customizes landers for the city of the visitor. Shit like that.

Anyway –

Data and Datafeeds

First, let’s talk about getting this data into a website.

The de-facto CMS of choice is WordPress. You can use others, like Jamoo la, but I haven’t messed with any. There are two plugins that do a good job of importing data into WordPress.

MyReviewPlugin vs ReviewPluginforWordpress

Both of these plugins have very similar features, but one is better.

My Review Plugin wins, hands down. I started off with Review Plugin for WordPress, but the documentation on it is so bad that I had to look elsewhere after many wasted hours of trying to figure shit out.

The best part about My Review Plugin is the great support. The plugin is always updated and new shit is being added all the time.

This is not a tutorial on how to use either plugin – figure that shit out on your own you lazy git.

If you haven’t used on of these plugins before, then they will create [tags] from each column, that you can use when making your template for import. For example, your title for each post could be: “Product [product_id] [product_name].” Then you drop in the [tags] for the rest of the data within the post template.

MyReviewPlugin also supports spinning syntax, which leads to endless possibilities of mass, yet unique, content creation. Not to mention, it will create reviews for your posts automatically. And it lets visitors leave ratings. And a bunch of other shit.

Clean Data is Good Data

The most important thing to know before using any of these plugins for importing data, is that your CSV file has to be on point. Clean that shit up, because what you see in that CSV is how it will display on your website.

I use Excel for messing with the data before exporting it to a CSV. Excel offers a lot of functions, most of which I don’t even know exist, that let you make data easier on the eyes. If you don’t know how to do something in Excel then Google it bitch, because you’ll find an answer in minutes.

  • Proper($cell) function – Capitalizes the first letter of every word in a cell. Useful if the data you have is all lower case.
  • Combine cellsexample =A1&” “&A2&” “&A3. If you have a CSV with a ton of listings, and one of the columns is the state, you can use this function to create a new column like $state + sex shops = “Florida Sex Shops” which you can use in your import (in this case, which Category the post will be in.)
  • Fill – if you have a formula and you want to repeat for 10,000 more rows, use the Fill command for automation-ing.

These are just a few basic examples. If you’re an Excel pro you can probably hack some cool shit together.

The main benefit of using a spreadsheet program like Excel is the ability to combine a bunch of data from different sources, into a uniform format for your site. A visual GUI is much more fun than trying to do anything similar in mySQL / phpMyadmin (or other databases).

Where to Get Data?

That’s all fine and dandy, but where do you get this data?

The internet my friends. It’s on the internet.

Product Feeds – Most affiliate networks provide product feeds. ShareaSale, CJ, and a lot of others. Keep in mind that these aren’t like your typical CPA network types of offers. They are cost per sale, and suck ass compared a $20 leadgen. But if you can do it on a big scale (which is the point), then the pennies and dollars add up.

Public and Private Resources – There are a ton of data resources out there with all sorts of information available with a simple download. Census data is just on example. You can use this kind of public data to enhance your sites with more information for people to come back for, and search engines to index.

Scrape – My friend always said, “Scraping > Raping. Hugs > Drugs.” I disagree with the latter, but if you want someone’s data then scrape that shit. You can scrape Yellow Page listings, movie databases, and pretty much anything that is on a website.

An advanced knowledge of php / CURL, or RoR, is important here. If you don’t have that, of course you can use the Ubot to make it easier on you. Even if you know how to scrape with CURL, I’d still use Ubot to save time.

AutoBlogs

OK so you have a website with a bunch of data. Or you don’t really care about data. Now what?

Autoblogging is essentially using tools to keep a blog updated consistently, so you don’t have to maintain it all that much. The majority of these tools will scrape content from a variety of sources and publish automatically to your blog. There are literally a ton of plugins that do this, and it’s very hard to sort through the shit to find the things that work.

Fortunately for you, dear reader, is that I did most of this research already. The more I think about it, the more I lean towards selling this post a $97 e-book.

Auto Blog Blueprint

A few weeks ago I did not know a thing about autoblogs. After reading some good reviews on WF about Auto Blog Blueprint, I joined. Suffice it to say, this is one of the best, if not the best, resources on autoblogging out there. Just go through the course in a day and you’ll be up to speed on all the tools and shit out there. No fluff whatsoever.

As of writing this, it’s not open anymore until Mike releases version 2.0. If autoblogging is relevant to your interests, then hit up Auto Blog Blueprint when the new shit is out.

WPTweetbomb

There are a ton of plugins you can use, but there’s one I really like called WPTweetBomb. This plugin does the auto-blog thing, but integrates a number of other features. One feature being that it will tweet your posts automatically. At this point in time, I’m not entirely sure how vital twitter is, but shit, everyones using it. It gets backlinks though.

WPTweetBomb comes in two flavors. One regular (for 1 site) and Pro (for 300 sites). You might as well buy Pro because you get 299 more site licenses for like $100 more.

In addition to grabbing content from static resources, good auto-blogging tools let you use RSS feeds for content as well. You can build entire sites automatically with a single feed like this Trends from Google feed. I know someone is doing it successfully because I get their comment spam here all the time.

What’s the End Goal?

Ideally, you want to build unique sites that pull in traffic that are very hands off. Setup takes time, but once it’s going then you move onto the next one. Or you can use datafeeds and autoblogging tools to spruce up a more mundane site. (Like adding financial news to some static business website.)

For example, you can build a base with a datafeed from a CJ program. You then use autoblogging software to keep that site updated with news and stuff within that niche. Your site would start out with 5,000 indexable pages of products, and you’re adding 30 posts a day automatically. You can also drip-feed the data into posts rather than publishing several thousand pages at once.

Using the default settings on these tools is not a good idea. Toss in a few keywords and pressing Go is not going to work.

You want to create something unique, even though the data is freely available. You want to mash-up content from here and there, so you have a site that looks rich and attracts traffic. You want to present content and information in a different way.

Of course, you can toss up a ton of generic automated sites and that will work on a large scale as well.

The point is that the ideas you can come up with for using these tools are limitless. The possibilities are endless, and I can fly like an eagle.

If you’re going to dive into datafeeds and autoblogging then your end goal should be a massive network of sites. Sites in every niche doing all sorts of things that bring hits. Scale is key, no fucking doubt.

Monetization

There are a number of ways to monetize these kinds of sites. You have your Adcents, which is a common staple of internet money making. You can sell banner space too. But you need serious traffic, which could take weeks or months, to see any substantial revenue.

You can build a list, and hit them with those nice e-mail only offers.

An alternative to Adcents is Prosperent. I met these dudes a few weeks ago at a meetup, and they know their shit. Prosperent will bring up a series of ads based on referring keywords. You get paid on the sale of the product, rather than a click. No company I know of offers any type of similar service.

If you have traffic already then split-test to see if Prosperent gives you a better CPM. There are also a bunch of arbitrage opportunities with this network that will not be discussed here.

You have your Amazon and eBay of course. Most autoblogging tools include the ability to monetize your site with Amazon and eBay, as well as scrape their data (listings and reviews from Amazon, and listings from eBay). To be honest, I can’t see anyone making money with eBay these days, nor Amazon with their ridiculously low commission %. Stop me if I’m wrong, but eBay can suck a nut.

Last but not least, you can base your site around a CPA offer. For example, you know the teenage girls want to make Smileys with Smiley Central. You can build an auto-blog that should blow-up with Justin Bieber traffic. For good measure, scrape a Justin Bieber picture gallery and put it on your site (cloak image traffic to a CPALead offer so they have to fill it out to see the picture). Since it’s your site, you can plaster your ads all over it, and use an exit-pop when they leave.

Rinse and repeat for 10 more teeny-bopper stars until you’re getting 20,000 uniques a day. (Easier said than done, but doable.)

Seriously, fuck Justin Beiber.

Success depends on your niche too. If you want to jump into autoblogging with a dating resource site, you might fail. For one, it’s competitive with plenty of content sites already. Certain niches are better suited for display adverting, but many niches can be successful if the majority of traffic comes from searching (over socializing).

The most ancient example of successful websites using common data are lyrics sites. Everyone loves music and everyone wants to know the lyrics to their favorite songs. These lyrics sites generate an ass-ton of traffic and make a lot of money. It seems like a few of these sites were bought up by MTV networks, so the owners must have seen a nice pay-day.

I wouldn’t jump into a lyrics site either with all the professional competition, it’s just an example.

Other Stuff

There are a million and one kinds of websites you can mash-up with these tools. The options are seriously endless. I don’t know what else to say (this posts is 2,200 words already)

Before I bid farefull, I want to give a shout out to PPV Playbook. I always wanted to mention PPV Playbook, but didn’t want to dedicate a post to it, lest I be called a sell-out.

Anyway, their forum is top-notch and David keeps it real with a ton of case studies. It’s been a few weeks since I visited, but I’m sure it’s only gotten better. If you’re looking for a place where people talk shop rather dickroll each other, check out PPV Playbook (it’s not all about PPV). Full disclosure I get a ‘review copy plz’ for the forum, dunno if i’d pay cash money personally, but a lot of people would and should.

4.20 Get Money + Get Paid Party Agenda

April 16th, 2010

OK here is the deal. Party planning is a pain in the balls and I’m tired and want to go get drunk. This is what you need to know about the EWA / Circa Direct Party going down on 4.20. It will be at the Mezzanine SF.

9-11PM Private Party

– The reason this is “private” is because of an OPEN BAR. We have limited spots which is why I did a RSVP list. For some reason the venue said i couldn’t publicize “open bar” so I had to keep it a secret. During this time everyone will mingle and get drunk.

Even if you’re on the list – first come first serve! Once we reach capacity then we can’t let people in until 11pm.

11PM to 2AM

– Not open bar. We can let like 100-150 more people in. So if you’re not on the Private Party list, then don’t fret. First come, first serve!

This is when the music gets hoppin’ too with some Dirt Nasty music. I really don’t give a fuck if you’re on a list or not at this point.

OK?

Sorry! PPC.bz throws exclusive shit and we can’t just let everyone in. Way of the world.

So if you’re in the Private Party list you will probably get an email. You won’t get an email if you didn’t opt-in because you’re a clown.

I prioritized the list like this –
1) Important people, performers, sponsors.
2) Affiliates
3) People with vaginas.
4) Everyone else.

Pro Tip: Tip

I don’t know what the fuck it is about some of you people, but please fucking tip. Anyone who works in service knows, people that don’t tip are pieces of shit. You work in an industry that pretty much prints money and are too cheap to tip?

It doesn’t matter if it’s an open bar or cash bar – TIP!

If you don’t know how to tip- it works like this. Give the person giving you a drink $1 for every drink they give you. If you want to be taken care of by a bartender the whole night – slip them a $20 or more so they remember you at the beginning of the night, and still tip occasionally.

It just bothers me that at some of these parties in this industry, the service doesn’t get taken care of. These folks work hourly for a wage, so they make their money off tips. The amount of fun people have is directly proportional to the speed of drinks being served – and the service will suck if no one is tipping.

This has been a public service announcement.

What the Fuck is Zac Johnson Yappin About?

April 9th, 2010

Ohhhhh the dark side – spooky ooooohhhhhh

I saw this sensationally titled post by Zac the Sac late tonight. Now, I’m all liquored up and ready to go out on the streets and beat up hobos, but I had to pause and discuss this nonsense.

First off, who still reads his blog? ZJ.com is like affiliate marketing kindergarten and you all need to graduate.

Second off – what’s with the scare-tactic title? Everybody panic! Your next paycheck from your favorite affiliate network is going to bounce!

Unlike traditional jobs where you show up and put time in, you are paid. As an affiliate, we spend our own money to generate revenue and leads for affiliate networks, then we usually get paid a week or two later

I thank you so much for explaining the difference to me. I’ve been telling people it all wrong in my new ebook….

While many of us focused on the evil side of rebills and how bad it was for the customer, it was actually destroying many affiliate networks at the same time.

What’s this “we” shit? Weren’t you always blogging about how bad they are – yet you promoted them yourself? Also this sentence is a grammatical nightmare and I’m not really sure what its saying. But I think it says that affiliate networks like to rape people in dark alleys?

If just one or two of the largest rebill vendors go bankrupt or simply choose not to pay the network, guess who gets screwed. The affiliate was already paid by the network and the rebill company already made and spent as fast as possible… leaving the affiliate network eat up the loss and possibly die.

That’s called risk and it’s common to every business in capitalism. Were ZJ readers under the impression networks were getting paid by magical money fairies that delivered what they owe, in full, each and every time?

Let’s quickly do some math.

I’ll get my calculator.

Say a network is getting $40 per lead from the rebill advertiser. The network than pays $35 per lead to the affiliate. The network ends up pushing 10,000 leads within it’s first month. This means the rebill advertiser owes the network $400,000. The affiliate network is probably going to pay their affiliates within 30 days, while some networks receive payments from their advertisers withing 30-60 days.

Maybe your dumbass shouldn’t extend $400,000 to some “shady” advertiser if you never worked with them before? Maybe you should have the capital to float this kind of money in the first place so one advertiser doesn’t ruin your business, before starting your network?

If the rebill advertiser ends up screwing over the affiliate network, the network is now $400,000 in the hole. Even if the network DOES get paid, they still end up making only $50,000 with the huge risk of dealing with these shady companies.

You hear that networks? Even if you do actually get paid, you’re really not making that much anyway so your existence is pretty pointless.

Another sign of the dying affiliate networks is the drastic amount of networks slimming down and simply cutting out their referral programs.

The only people who notice this are “make money online” bloggers who make their living telling people how sign up to their “choice” networks. If you’re in it for the long run, maybe you should spend time promoting the offers within the network, not the… you know… network.

With so many networks now in the game, margins are super thin and nearly all networks are at a 2% referral rate (with many limitations), or simply abolished or cut down their referral terms to nothing.

Maybe I just suck at economics, but wouldn’t more competition mean better rewards to gain new publishers? Like if some network offered 6% everyone would jump over there right? Or networks realized they don’t really care too much about bloggers who just keep sending newbie digital point retards their way?

Oh yeah – where did all these “networks” come from anyway? How did so many networks pop up, many run by incompetent and overly-leveraged amateurs anyway?

Maybe hasOffers?

The sad part is, I’m sure the best affiliate referrals come from other affiliates… yet networks continue to blow money on parties, wasted schwag or just bad advertising.

Fuck… this doesn’t bode well for the Party Planning Comittee.

This is why you don’t get invited to parties ZJ.

Names won’t be mentioned, but it’s only a matter of time before we will all the complications and disaster that is looming behind the scenes.

Here’s a thought – why stop being such a pussy and name some names? Why spout off doomsday predictions without any actual evidence or at least comments on who’s going down? If you’re the affiliate marketing savior, then say who affiliates should avoid.

Man I really hate his blog but I saw that sensational title and read the article. FUCK. FUCK YOU ZJ AND YOUR LINKBAIT.

If I wrote ZJ’s post I would’ve called it Dear Networks: Dee’s not payin you lolololol