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Yo fool is that a grill or just some jacked up teeth?!

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It’s almost that time for the best affiliate marketing conference in the business. Not because it’s a great conference or anything, but it’s an excuse to go get mashed up in Vegas. (Just kidding Collins, it’s a good conference. Don’t cry.)

Anyways, PPC.bz has the hookup for the some Gold Passes for ASW. I don’t know how much they are worth, but it will get you into the show plus some speaking engagements I guess.

Contest Rules

You can either use Twitter or your Blog for this contest. The idea is to push some traffic to PPC.bz (not that it needs any more.)

• 1. Write a blog post about your love for PPC.bz. Write more blog posts about PPC.bz
• 2. or Tweet the shit out of PPC.bz and it’s beautiful content
• 3. PPC.bz will create formulas and calculations from awstats and find the top 10 referral sources to PPC.bz for this contest.

• 4. Top 2 referral sources will automatically win Gold Pass.
• 5. 2 Gold Passes will awarded at random to the next 8 referral sources.
• 6. 1 Gold Pass will be awarded to the funniest post, despite amount of traffic

Contest Ends November 30th.

If you’re in affiliate marketing, even if you don’t call yourself an entrepreneur, you are one. And while many people think being an entrepreneur is a cakewalk (especially the people suckered into thinking there are “easy riches on autopilot” by the shithead gurus), no one really talks about the tough times that come before you’re actually making a living.

Tough times happen to all entrepreneurs, whether you’re still trying to crack that nut, or you’re successful already. Unless you’re the luckiest person on earth, you are going to have some shitty times fall your way. I guess the roller coaster ride is part of the excitement of doing what we do?

Getting Lazy

“Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.”
- Lord Chesterfield

Complacency is the killer of success. In an economic system that thrives on competition, you will lose when you get lazy – doesn’t matter if you’re a big corporation or an individual. So unless you have a huge nest egg that will feed you for the rest of your life, you cannot get lazy as an entrepreneur. Always be improving yourself and your marketing strategies.

“Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.”

Neil Turner wrote a very brave post about getting lazy. Whether your drug of choice is boozing, partying, Xbox, or actual drugs, staying out of the affiliate game for a few weeks, let alone six months, is going to ruin you.

I’ve heard too many stories of successful affiliates getting lazy and ending up in the gutter. Not an actual gutter, but basically back to “square one.” It can happen to you, but if you’re sharp you know what to look out for. It may happen to you once, maybe twice, but hopefully you’ll learn from experience and not let it happen again.

Fighting Off Procrastination and Lazyiness

There’s really nothing I can tell you to prevent laziness in the future. Everyone has there is own reasons for being lazy, so there isn’t a solution that works for everybody. The ability to fight off procrastination is something you learn over time. Once you suffer from the repercussions of forgetting about your campaigns, not launching new ones, or stopping your split-testing, your ass will get bit and hopefully you will learn your lesson.

It’s easier to fix a marketing campaign running at 50% then starting all over. So if you are going to be lazy, be lazy for a short time – not half a year. Take your breaks when you need to, but get right back on track as soon as you can.

When you do take a break from the affiliate gangster game, spend some time to improve yourself. This means reading or watching some seminars or whatever the fuck. A great book to read to get better with the problem of procrastination is “Eat that Frog” by Brian Tracy. Tracy has written a ton of books on success, so he is one of many authors worth looking into if you suffer from this problem (which is almost everyone.)

The Agony of Defeat

So what if you’re not lazy? What if you’re busting your ass day in and day out, but getting no where? What if you spent 2 weeks solid on a campaign that just ended up being a bust? Or 3 months on a website idea that went know where?

Or what if your world is just crashing around you?

If you follow my Twitter, you may have noticed a time period a few weeks ago where I had some crybaby posts bitching about my life. I was lazy early this year and was paying for it, so my affiliate game fell off hard. And when you combine that with problems I was having within other ventures, well I just felt like there was no hope for the future.

After a few days of it though, I realized I was being a bitch and stopped that shit. The occasional expression of depression is fine – just don’t make it your whole MO. Twitter just makes it easy to express what you’re thinking or feeling without definition.

Either way, demotivation hit. You lose motivation when you’ve tried hard to get something to work and it doesn’t, like where you spent a whole lot of time on a campaign and having the offer die on you days later.

Sometimes we fail because of laziness (self-inflicted), and other times because of the unfortunate circumstances (bad luck) the world gives us. So what do you do?

Fight Through it You Bitch

If everything we touched turned to gold, we’d pick our shit up out of the toilet and sell it to pawn shops.

Despite being demotivated – I was still busting my ass to get everything back in order. And as the days and weeks passed, I simply realized there are ups and downs and you just have to deal with them.

Take what you can from failure – the thing you can’t buy, which is called experience. You will learn more from failure than can ever be taught from a book. When you start building your experience, reading e-books and watching seminars makes a lot more sense because you immediately know what you can apply and what you cannot.

Getting through the hard times is what separates the men from the boys. It separates the true entrepreneurs from the wanna-bes. When you give up and decide to get that entry-level IT job, you’ve established that being an entrepreneur is not for you.

But a true entrepreneur will fight through the down times, bleeding bare knuckles and the world on your shoulders and all. And he fights until he gets what he wants.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel, just remember that another tunnel will always come, so be prepared for it this time around.

Ok with the new theme thrown up half-assed, it’s time to finish it up.

Network and Product Presells – In my ongoing effort to whore out this blog, I’ve decided to create pre-sell pages instead of direct linking to shit I like. I’ve always wondered why other blogs direct link to products and networks without pumping the shit up first in their banner ads?

More Whoring – Expect a bit more whoring of products and services that are relevant to your interests. Don’t worry, I won’t sell out completely. Expect honest reviews of shit and practical reasons for using the shit.

Paper Clique Music is Back – It took a while to put together, and was rarely updated on the old theme, but the Paper Clique page is back. Get all the songs now son! Hurry before we run out of copies.

No Categories – I took the categories off the menu. There is no rhyme or reason for the categories we post shit in, so having them there doesn’t help you find shit anyway.

Updated Blogroll – Took out some of the blogs that aren’t updated, and added a whole fresh set of hot shit. If you feel your blog should be on the list, hit me up. Don’t be sad if i forgot you.

I just uploaded a new theme for this site. We’re more gangster than ever before.

There are still a few things to work out, but be patient, young padawan.

I just realized the home button doesnt work and I already left my work computer with the files. Oh well, deal with it.

Quit hating on my friend Mike filsaime. You want to be w/ the cool kids you will like mike too, CAPIECE?

One little prank phone call and we got ambulance style guru chasers leaving us 32 comments on a thread. Mike had a sense of humor why can’t you guys? I digress.

Anyways, discussion went on… Things were said…

“I bet there isn’t one of em that has made more from his info products than what they paid for them in the first place.” – person who I will not say who it is so he doesn’t get beat to death by mike’s army.

Is this statement Bullshit or Truth? Whats your story? Proof? Screenshots?

Our buddy Shane made what some circles of frieds would call, “A Come-Back Video.”

Watch it first. Pay careful attention.

“For all the haters on Wickedfire…sayin’ that its fake, he printed it from the computer…”

Let’s have a quiz. Let’s call it …

Where’s Shane’s Money?

Question 1: How did Shane Get his Money?

A) Straight Gangster Shit
B) Slingin’ Berries and Kits
C) Robbing Grannies
D) Pimping out Ryan Eagle.

Question 2: Shane has ________ in his house.

A) A Punk Bitches Body
B) Grandmama Kool Aid
C) Wooden Panels
D) All of the Above

Question 3: At what rate does Shane count his through his real money stack?

A) $2,000 per second
B) $100,000 per second
C) 100 Benji’s per second
D) 0. Counterfeit does not count

Question 4: Shane is trying to make barman do what?

A) Eat a dick
B) Commit to a Tyler Cruz ® Hoagiez™ eating contest
C) Make him famous like he did Ryan Eagle
D) Dance

Question 5: How is the .bz extension of ppc.bz pronounced.

A) Dot biz
B) Dot beezy
C) Dot beezy fo’ sheezy
D) Dot bizzle fo’ shizzle resvizzle.

Question 6: Jay Kim is a _________

A) Bitch motherfucker
B) Dumb prick
C) Homo
D) Freemason

Question 7: Shane is attention-whoring so that he may do what?

A) Launch a network
B) Probably launch a network
C) Really? Every kid out there – they gotta have a network now? What the fuck is this shit coming to? Who are their affiliates? LIttle cousin Jackie and Pete from down the street?
D) Drop an a mixtape

Question 8: Shane knows which fighting style?

A) None
B) Karate
C) Ju jitsu mu mitsu
D) He don’t care

Question 9: Shane wants to do what?

A) Put up his chain for Ryan Eagle’s pinky ring and watch
B) See you in the ring
C) Stop hating
D) All of the above

Question 10: Having $10,000 in cash, leaving it around a house that appears to be in a questionable neighborhood, take video on yourself flaunting your cash, posting video on Youtube, talk shit to people on wickedfire, whose members can find out a lot shit pretty quickly, and can advertise your video to anyone within a 1 mile IP range to let the neighborhood know “Yo that punk Shane got what in his house?!?! LET’S RIDE! is probably ….

A) Safe
B) Cool
C) A Bad Idea
D) “Hey who’s at the door….?”

Bonus Question: Ryan Eagle thinks Shane is _________

A) A really cool, but misunderstood kid
B) Someone you can get to know
C) a person with a heart of gold
D) Peasant

I want your answers on my desk by morning!

I love when material just falls into my lap.

Just saw this…

You’re wearing fucking sunglasses how am I supposed to look into your eye?