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October 3rd, 2008

Sept 2008 PPC.BZ Income

October 3rd, 2008

Sept monthly report on how much money this PPC.BZ has made.

Private Forum Monthly Subscriptions: $168,000.00 

Advertisements on Blog: $00.00

Most everyone who reads this knows we started a private forum & the users were afraid that too many people would come on this forum and it would ruin it (even though its invite only). They decided that everyone would pay $300 a month with a $1,500 deposit paid back after 6 months(to stop people from joining for one month then leaving). 

I know a lot of people out there haven’t gotten invites. Its going to be a very slow process. Basically if someone vouches for you you go into a vote a yay/nay process. Even after you get voted in then if you’re found out to be a retard. Then you’re get booted and so does the person who invited you. So you can completely understand why people are reluctant to send invites out without doing appropriate background checks.

What started as a project that was going to cost a server payment a month is now making over $168k a month in revenue (not including deposits).

I want to thank everyone for there support & patience as we get things up and running. If anyone needs to get ahold of the staff or think you deserve an invite yet don’t know anyone on ppc.bz send a message over to ppcdotbz@gmail.com (don’t remove dot with a .)

How To Make $1 Million Dollars In A Week.

September 30th, 2008

Step 1. Buy Domain in the gold niche.

Step 2. create a live stock/gold ticker to scroll across your landing page

Step 3. Spend A shitload of $ on google adwords selling gold.

Step 4. Collect Orders for a Week.

Step 5. Dissssafuckingpear.

 

PS. Rob we will miss you. You got big balls that’s for sure. Best Wishes.

How I Made A Canadian SEO Empire & Retired Young.

September 30th, 2008

I found a sweet hack in Google. If you want to rank for ANYTHING INSTANTLY in Google for Canadians there is a simple trick. This technique fools the google bots so quick its totally amazing.

tires <–linking like this is normal for ranking for ‘tires’ in the USA

tires eh <– will rank for ‘tires’ in Canada in less than 5 minutes.

Nobody knows this trick it is so advanced. I imagine by tomorrow afternoon people who read this blog will hold all the main terms for everything in Canada. I drop the zero day like there is no tomorrow. Rush out & change your links & become more Canadian friendly.

How To Scam $150+ In Store Credit For $10

September 29th, 2008

Ok first off… a little disclaimer. If you try this and get caught don’t come crying to Mr. Old School because your dumbass don’t have any scammin’ skilz. Ok now on to the method. You’ll need a few unused zip ties like these below.

Go to a big sporting goods store, a chain store, or a outdoor store… you know the likes. Go to the fishing pole section. Look for cameras… Find a cheap decent looking $10-20 rod. It’ll have a plastic zip tie attached to it and the price tag will be on it. Break the zip tie and put the price tag in your hand. Then go find a $100-150 rod. Rip both the plastic zip tie with price tag and just toss it somewhere behind the poles or some shit. Next, thread the price tag from the cheap ass pole that you got in your hand thru a fresh zip tie. Then just attach to the expensive pole. Whaaa-la!

But, you still got work to do. Now go checkout and just get in a line with some dumbass pimple faced chick working or some idiot that doesn’t have a clue what the difference from Zebco and Quantum rods. Act normal and check out. They will run the scanner over the barcode on the tag and it will come up as a $15 rod. Trust me its hard to know the difference if you aren’t a fisherman.

Now you got a $150 fishing pole for $10. You can either sell it, use it to catch some carp, or just a few days later go to another branch of that store in town… and return the item without the receipt saying you go it as a gift. They’ll look it up and you’ll get store credit for what its worth. You can even save one of the price tags you ripped off the expensive pole and reattach when you return it so it looks even more legit.

Remember, Old School never did this. He just heard from friends that it worked like a charm everytime with everything from baseball gloves, clothes, fishing poles, etc.

Old School will be back soon with some creative scammy and blackhat methods.

How I made $113,938.72 My First 3 Days Advertising On Myspace

September 28th, 2008

I got the hottest tip from my boy shoemoney who flew in for the weekend. He told me about all the craze going on selling acai berry. I heard on wickedfire that myspace ads was released. I immediately set up an account and put my budget at $25,000. I bid the minimum bid of 25 cents. I wait for my ad to be approved & waited 3 hrs NOTHING! I go to sleep wake up and I’ve got over $45,000 copeac account. CLICK HERE to see the screen shots. Also HERE is a screenshot of my myspace account. I won’t talk about how much I’m making now but lets just say things have only been getting bigger. =) There you go. Get to work. LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!

Affiliate Marketing Tutorial For The Blind

September 27th, 2008

I put it all into one image for you blindies.. Lemme know what ya think! (its very detailed and took me a long ass time)

Blind Affiliates Need Love Too

Blind Affiliates Need Love Too

Shamwow Keyword Empire

September 27th, 2008

This is a step-by-step guide on how to build a shamwow keyword empire which will help you quit your job and be like deStone.

1. Start off with basic keywords that everyone knows convert. Here’s a little list I stole from Topspinner Barman:

Pomegranate, acaiwow, pedsham, shamegg, pedegg, pedegg coupons, pedegg shaving edible, michael phelps uses shamwow

Please be aware that these are a world exclusive.

2. You’re gonna so many of these that you’re gonna need more than 1 adwords account to handle these bad boys, so get a adwords MCC so you can handle it all.

3. Go over to Boston and find newbydoobycakes’s crib and knock on the door pretending to be a door-to-door acai salesman. Ask him what he would like for breakfast while taking out a baseball bat and knocking him out. Additional methods of capturing him have been covered here: http://www.ppc.bz/random/how-to-deal-with-newbcakes . After you have him wrapped in shamwow force him to make you a list of keywords that convert at a minimum of 20% and for him to draw you an lp in paint with one arm(bring a laptop).

People have reported having difficulty restraining gooberdoobercakes due to him now carrying around a pedegg for protection. Wut a foolio julio. If he is complaining during the process  feel free to talk shit about him in IRC while he is wrapped in shamwow as to convince him.

4. Paste keywords into adwords and link to my lp = great success.

-zero1two

How To Make $5,000 CASH Each Month For The Rest Of Your Life

September 27th, 2008

I have the lovely oppertunity to follow barman around for a week documenting what he does. I am trying to recreate his business in my local area. As for all of you that don’t know barman makes $5,000 cash each month every month by owning a small web design company. I asked him a few questions and these are his answers.

Q. How many hrs a day do you work on your business?

A. I sleep like 4 hrs a day and troll wickedfire for 19 that gives me aprox 1 hr to work on it.

 

Q. How many pages do you make a month?

A. I make 1 page a month. I charge $5000 a pop. I do quality like nobody else does around.

 

Q. Can I see an example of this $5,000 quality you speak of?

A. Yea. this asshole from mike’s roofing didn’t pay me. I had to make 2 landing pages that month. (notice: happens like once a year max). This guy had the gull to say my quality wasn’t up to par. That’s okay though. I burned his house down & had a 3-some w/ his wife & daughter. Here is a link to the screenshot of the page.

 

Q. Wow that sure is a definition of quality i wasn’t expecting.

Response: Yeah, surely people will be able to make money learning from this post unlike nickycakes blog. What a newbcake.

Q. Where do you find these people to buy landing pages with such “quality” for so much money?

A. Its easy ya breezy. I spam the craigslist I spam the myspace I spam the aol. I spam the telephones. I blast the faxes. i’m a balla baby. I’m like a swiss army knife I do it all, ya hear?

END OF Q  & A.

 

Well, Its been an extraordinary week. I would like to thank barman for allowing me to follow him around and show me the business. I hope everyone can take this & learn from it and make some money.

 

–MY COUNTRY