You may have heard about EWA Network because it’s all over the internet. If there’s unsold ad inventory on a blog such as this, Birdman is buying it, putting up a slew of seizure-inducing multi-colored banners, and pissing off the blog’s readers.
But this strategy leaves a lot of mystery in its wake. Someone who is not familiar with affiliate marketing might be intrigued by one of these miraculous banners, but still has the question: “What is EWA Private Network?”
The Truth Behind EWA Network
For the answer, we turn to the world’s most respectable information site on the entire internet: Yahoo Answers.
For decades, Yahoo Answers has answered many of man’s greatest questions with the power of the collective mind. “Is there a God?” “Do I look pretty in this picture?” and the ever-classic, “How is babby formed?”
.Hack stumbled upon one question on Yahoo Answers that a lot of people have asked: What is ewa private network? (capitalization not necessary)
The geniuses who provided answers to this question show some great insight into the mystery.
But first, the question:
some of my friends they have begun talking about working and starting their own business. One of them always talks about ewa private network. I was wondering what is that?? he said he now owns his own business and such.
are they like a makreting group? do they make that much money? my friend he said he started his own business and now “husttles” or makes banks everyday….is it true? I met his friends and alot of them seem cocky, their like I drive new cars everyweek, I wipe out anyone who isnt my friend I crush competitors and I sleep with different women every night. do you really make that much??
Key takeaways
Business owners, also known as “husttlers,” make banks everyday. Friends of “husttlers” should be cocky, drive new cars every week, crush the competition, and most important sleep with a different woman every night.
Of course, every business owner should aspire for these things. Not a profitable, sustainable, and professional business but the ability to drive a new whip every day of the week and a new bitch every time you change the sheets.
The Answers to What is EWA Network
The chosen “Best Answer” is a bit of a tease.
supposidly my friend opened his own he says he advertises on facebook and myspace and he has enough money from this to pay for two cars, his college tuition but my other friend sais this is all bs and hes only lying he isnt making much
So, is Ryan Eagle all BS, or is he a multi-car owning, college tuition paying, facebook killing stud?
You can’t see him, he can barely see him.
Source(s):
Ryan Eagle
We’re getting closer to the answer…
There’s no way something like that exists! Must be a scam!
Affiliate marketing is too good to be true, therefore it is a scam. Also, affiliate marketing is dead. Again.
Affiliate marketing died a long time ago. If you hear the term make money online run because it’s not possible. Anyone who tell of this is speaking of an Urban Myth that you can sit at home and make monies from the said internet. If you want to see proof visit www.MakeMoniesOnline.com and it is all explained. Ryan Eagle is unfindable, I once heard a tale that he soars above the skies, higher than a plane. When one cannot see thyself, one cannot seek to find them.
I’m starting to worry that a lot of you Wickedfire members spend too much time on Yahoo Answers. +rep for the MakeMoniesOnline.com link, it’s a very helpful website for newbies!
But he is correct. The tales of Ryan Eagle’s of mystery and intrigue rival that of the Most Interesting Man in the World.
In fact, I heard a story once that Ryan Eagle and the Most Interesting Man in the World ended up in the same Chicago bar. The Most Interesting Man in the world was asked to leave because of the bar’s “One Alpha Male at a Time” policy.
I’m very familar with this group. They are a cult no doubt. Yes most of them are rich. They flaunt their money and talk about the wonders of capitalism and such. They Fly ” High “. They are led by a crazy young leader named Ryan who is always creating wierd pictures in photoshops of eagles doing strange things. They listen to rap music. They use slang like ‘hustle” “grind” and “stunting on competition” to brag about the way they get monies day and night. Stay far away from these people. They will brainwash you into thinking you could do this too. Nothing but a cult of young rich capatalists. A small group but they are growing odds are if you click an ad somewhere online around the world you are feeding this money whore called EWA!
I … am … speechless. This paragraph pretty much describes anyone who is “killing it” in affiliate marketing. Cult of Rich Young Capitalists. BRING ON THE DOM PERIGNON AND HAVE THIS PEASANT SHINE MY SHOES!
We make all of our money off of gay prison dating websites. It’s really hard though, nothing hits quite as hard as life, not you, not me, not nobody. So you have to go behind life’s back to get what you need, Carpe Rearem is the company motto.
The ads don’t always fit. So we jam it in, make it work, even if we get a little blood and sweat on our hands. All of our affiliates are hard 24/7.
We have this term, called banking, or “exploding” a campaign. It’s where we get so many leads behind us that we explode with profit from the inside.
We have this technique called the “Eagle”, that’s how 80% of our money is made. We have one guy sit behind two others, and he reaches in and explodes two campaigns at the same time, while getting exploded from both sides by other affiliates. It makes insane amounts of money.
Wow buddy! Don’t give away all the secrets!
its widely known that EWA is a private network. this network is in fact so private, that along with an invite, you need to know and are tested on things like: whats tattooed on his second cousins ***, how to speak pig latin, what the color of ryans shoes are on a tuesday morning, how to tie a knot like a eagle scout, and the square root of $.
This is true. To join EWA Network (well, you can’t), you need to read the Ryan Eagle Encyclopedia (11th edition was just released) front to back. If you don’t score at least an 1500 on the EWA Network entrance exam… well, better luck next year. (that is, if affiliate marketing is still around)
Mystery Solved!
The last answer on the page reveals the true secret. Unfortunately it wasn’t chosen as the “Best Answer” but when all is said and done, this is the truth.
Greetings,
EWA Network was created by Nick Throlson, Ryan Eagle is just an alter ego of his. In fact everyone in this cult called internet marketing is just an alter ego of Throlson’s. Your friend has indeed been brainwashed. I would check your friend’s neck to see if their are any vampiric bite marks, it’s one of the biggest signs that he is indeed in this cult.
What if these things could be explained? What if you can explain why your friends are driving around in super cars and iced out from head to toe? What if you can explain why Eagle has more commas in his bank account than a purebred ginger has freckles? Why is the sky blue? Why is Pace Lattin batshit crazy? Nothing can be explained… I am sorry but nothing can be explained… I wouldn’t ask more questions and pretend you never posted this. These cult members are vicious and will track you down through the googles and rape your ancestors, family, bank account, and kill you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Source(s):
JOOMLA BIBLE
There you have it. Nick Throlson is the mastermind behind all of affiliate marketing (hint hint FTC). The mystery has been solved. Nothing can be explained.
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