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IMGrind Forums Review – IMGrindin or IMSellinOut

July 1st, 2011

(This post contains affiliate links. Its OK. Don’t cry…)

So there’s been a lot of hype about the IMGrind Forums from the dudes at Convert2Media. “What’s their end game?” “It’s probably bullshit!” “Ruck’s gone guru!” they cry from their mother’s basement.

Should “I” Join the IMGrind Forums?

I’m going to make this as little “sales-y” as I possibly can so let’s just get to the point. There seems to be an awful lot of forums launching in the internet marketing space. Is IMGrind any different?

Ruck and Ryan Grey, for whatever reason, have been working on their IMGrind Forums for a few weeks and finally launched it today. Last night I got hooked up with an account because I am internationally known webblogger like Perez Hilton except not gay and not internationally known.

I checked it out and this pretty much sums it up:
IM Grind Community Statistics
Threads: 519
Posts: 536

That’s 500+ threads before launch. There’s only about 15 posts in the forum that are replies to threads. So in between doing P90X and shooting guns, Ruck (and Ryan) have dropped 500+ threads of content before the forum has even launched. Imagine, all that forum posting with no one to respond to it!

Now, the 500+ posts aren’t all groundbreaking information. In fact, a good amount is very newb-friendly step-by-step stuff. But the forum categories cover everything in the online marketing space- from lead gen to being your own advertiser to Facebook. So if what you want isn’t covered, ask away and the sages will respond. (Instead of “guru,” I will call Ruck a “sage.” Thanks Final Fantasy 7, now they can’t say that video games never taught me anything.)

Most people know Ruck and respect his knowledge. He’s forgotten more about internet marketing then most people will ever know (I think I used that line before…). Basically, IMGrind is a Ruck and Ryan Grey brain dump. I think that’s worth a lot, no matter if you’re a complete newb or a fledgling advertiser. Somehow, someway, these two dudes seem to know almost everything when it comes to online marketing.

This post is here to give the IMGrind Forums the Official PPC.bz Seal of Approval. Even before the launch, IMGrind is already miles ahead of the legendary Nick Throlson Marketing Forums, and that’s saying a lot.

Must Read News and Posts for June

June 29th, 2011

Or “I Read the Internet Marketing Blogosphere So You Don’t Have To” Let’s do the damn thang:

Affiliate Marketing

Love infographics and love internet marketing? Add 2 and 2 together and you might like this post. This one explains the mobile eco-system.

The rascals over at Convert2Media drop a good tip for improving CTR on certain types of advertisements.

Also Ryan and Ruck, or Ryanuck for short, launched a new blog called IM Grind. Some very solid posts so far in a short time frame. Definitely subscribe.

Keep up with NegBox’s war on Google. Same shit happened to me and they are absolute dicks about getting an account back if you cannot control the page you advertise (you’re an affiliate promoting someone else’s shit). They are fucking weasels and I’m sure a lot of people can behind the cause! FREEDOM!!!

David at PPVPlaybook has a few good posts. One about promoting CPS and another on being too loyal to your affiliate network. Split-test EVERY THANG.

Also LOL @ #5 on this “Your Aff Manager Might Suck if…”.

Mr Green has a fancypants Google hack for finding creatives. In another post, Nickycakes is called a dick.

Great guest post on BlueHatSeo regarding media buy basics.

Fight banner blindness with a few tips from ImediaConnection.

IMKazu has a post regarding POF advertising and there’s like math and shit.

Z6 Shares 10 tools you should be using. +1 for the free clickmap script.

This post is lacking irony so far, so here’s a link to Dennis Yu giving business advice. Funny, there’s nothing in here about treating your employees like dirt, not paying them, getting investigated by law firms, so on and so forth.

Let’s keep the lolz going with this Dupre’s post on how to profit off death. The kicker is “Well, I haven’t used this method for a long, long time, so I’ll be honest…” which amounts to “Hey all you newb asses that still read my blog: here’s something that I haven’t done in years, probably doesn’t work anymore, but shit, do it anyway.”

I gotta give Dupre credit though. His ratio of Great Headline to Useless Content is unparallelled in this industry.

Investing and IPOS and Startups

Got IPO fever? Then help make Mark Pincus rich(er). Semi-related: Valuating companies for investors. Bobby digital.

Betashop is a blog from Jason Goldberg (a Licensed Cheddar Shipper). I’m not going to link to a specific post but his last dozen posts or so chronicle his Fab.com launch, which include all sorts of traffic stats and numbers. Very cool to watch.

Pay Per Clicks

Really bored and want to read a lot about pay-per-click? PPCBlog does a Greatest Hits Collection.

Need some CTR tips for paid search? PPCHero has you covered.

For the Adwords peeps: Stay updated on changes to the rules and policies. Also, Learn to setup automated rules.

Landing Pages and Copywriting

Unbounce has a good writeup for Social Landing pages. I like the “Pay with a tweet” gimmick they discuss.

Although I read Copyblogger, I don’t usually link to it because the posts are for retarded mommy-bloggers. But this month, there’s two good guides: How to Make a Good Optin Page, and Ultimate Guide to Facebook Advertising.

Speaking of copywriting, The BoostCTR Blog is a great one to follow.

Givin’ some love to Ian Fernando for this guest post. I like copy-writing posts a lot, and this one is pretty good because it includes some solid links at the end.

WhichTestWon used to be a good blog to read, but now they stuck up a paywall. Fuck that, I WANT EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE!

Facebook and Other Social Stuff

The KissMetrics Blog has some awesome data about Social Timing for Facebook and Twitter. The second half provides good shit about dropping emails.

Advertising to non-fans is more expensive then fans. Pro-tip: Leverage your groups / apps to re-target people. For one, advertising to a FB property (app / page) over an external link is generally cheaper (this means a property you administer! Not a link to an app install CPA) From there, you could retarget your lists with similar types of offers. People make this mistake… they spend money to build up business pages or groups or whatever, but then forget about serving ads to the page members again. For example, you own brewery and got everyone in your podunk town to Like your page. Why aren’t you serving ads for weekly / daily specials? Or, you create a Page for car lovers. Why not re-serve them with “Chicks who can a spark plug” dating ads?

Using Facebook for SEO? Then you probably want to read these SEO tips for FB Pages. Taykey does something with real time ad targeting. Some stats about Page view data. And finally, not-so-shocking news about Facebook page shutdowns.

Here’s a kind of neat infographic breaking down demographics for Facebook. Did you know that Europe is now the biggest continent on Facebook?

Assorted Goodies

Digital Moses has a good Q&A with Mista Walker from W4 about going “direct.”

Oh lookie, the US Government is dropping some domain names. Can you scoop them up for a link juice money shot?

Amazon starts an ad network. I’m pretty sure they already had an ad network / self-serve thing but this new offering seems to be using its own data to its advantage.

An semi-interesting inforgraphic from Yahoo. Thanks for making the text too small to read assholes.

The best posts this month from Marketing Vox: Want to Target Male Shoppers? A Roundup of display advertising research.

Roosh has a blog not related to internet marketing, but rather, banging chicks. This is a solid life advice post, although if you’re in internet marketing the “get rid of internet part” should be replaced with “get rid of doing useless shit on the internet.” This post is about banging chicks internationally and I’m only linking it for Ricardo.

Affiliate Fight Night – Barman vs Shoemoney Update

June 20th, 2011

So there have been some new developments in the Shoemonkey vs Barman fiasco. It’s kind of like the Mayweather vs Pacquiao, except fatter and more sloppy.

Fight Moved to Affiliate Summit Vegas 2012

While I may have jumped the gun by wanting to stomp on Shoe sooner rather then later, it turns out having this event in New York for Affiliate Summit East isn’t going to work out as well as Vegas.

This is why:
1. Shoemoney has other stuff to do during Affiliate Summit and is only in town for a day or two.
2. There are no nearby locations to the conference that make it feasible for a lot of people to attend.
3. Las Vegas is much more fight-friendly, MMA-friendly, gambling-friendly (You know you want to put $5K down on Barman), and overall, more exciting for such an event.

More people tend to go to the Vegas Affiliate Summit over the New York one (not official numbers, I’m making it up) so hopefully there’s a great crowd.

Official Names Needed and Undercards Needed

If successful, this event could turn into an annual thing. So we need a catchy name. Please post your suggestions in the comments. Here are a few that have been thrown around so far….

Super Affiliate Punch Out – personal favorite.
IMF – Internet Marketing Fights
Marketer Mayhem

Do You Fight or Are You Just a Masochist?

If want to get in on this action, holler at me or Shoe along with who’s ass you want to kick. This will be a much bigger deal if there are a few undercards. If you got the skills to kick ass, or just like getting beat up, then get in on this and start training.

Nick aka bb_wolfe is down to fight Ruck so that will be an entertaining card. Maybe Finch wants to take on Mr Green in a Funny Accent Showdown? Justin Dupre vs Nickycakes in a Ladyboy Fem Fatale?

For the Ladies

The casting couch is open if you want to be an Official Ring girl. Unless of course you want to slop around in a pit of acai-berry jello against some other broad you hate, that’s even better! Get your nails dirty girls!

Pending fight flyer….

Affiliate Ball – Affiliate Summit New York 2011

June 8th, 2011

We have some great news on the Affiliate Ball coming up for ASE in New York. Since you’ve previously registered for the last Affiliate Ball in Vegas, you always have the first chance to RSVP and get the latest details. You can RSVP on the site when you get a chance.

The great news is that we found a venue that is walking distance to the hotel of the show and it holds up to 1200 people. The Ball will be at 9:00 pm on August 22nd.

After throwing a super successful old school themed show during Ad Tech (Too Short and Digital Underground performed), we’ve decided to go old school again for this Ball. Considering this show is in New York we’re about to lock in Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick! I’ve done parties with them before, they’re a blast and they also do 20 minutes together as they transition from one act to the other. Don’t be surprised if we lock in Funk Master Flex later too.

Sponsorships are now available, packages range from $250 up to $20k for a main sponsorship for those looking for massive amounts of exposure and branding. The Affiliate Ball also has a booth at the Meet Market during the Summit, all guests can pick up their passes from our booth and sponsors will have another place to be seen. If interested in a sponsorship, please email us at info [at@] affiliateball.com or call 818 825-3972 and ask for Darren.

The Affiliate Ball also has advertising opportunities. We have a 3500 industry only newsletter and banner space on the website. Details are listed on the main page of the site http://affiliateball.com

Our venue has a VIP area which holds about 300 people, sponsors of our event will have VIP passes to entertain their clients and top prospects. Everyone will have a great view of the stage, this venue is perfect for live shows.

As we update you on upcoming news, we will provide you with the best offers in the biz. Always looking to help your business grow as we have fun together.

Also wanted to let you know we have a limited amount of reserved tables about for the Affiliate Ball, first come first serve. Tables come with a sponsorship package which includes VIP’s, site and newsletter exposure and your logo on the big screens during the party. If interested, be sure to email or call the info listed above in this email.

Thanks for reading, we hope you come to the next Affiliate Ball!

Darren Blatt

Must-Read Marketing News from May

June 6th, 2011

I’ve definitely slacked a bit last month, so my reader was loaded with crap to sift through to find some good stuff. Anything written about here is probably worth reading if you’re in online marketing. Something for everybody! Yay!

Derek from Click Consultants has a few new posts. Mistakes I’ve Made Part 1 is sound advice – Once you see some success, invest everything you can back in your business. Don’t Do it All talks about outsourcing the mundane, time-wasting tasks in your life.

Don’t do long-term math with campaigns – “Oh this is making $200 profit a day. That’s like $60,000 a year!” That kind of thinking will get you fucked up in the long-run, especially if you adjust your life as if you’re already made that grand total. Most of the time, campaigns and offers will have a far shorter lifespan than you envision (Offer dies. Campaign dies. Traffic source bans you. So on and so forth) So reinvest everything you make to scale up and milk the campaign till it runs dry. Beat that bitch up!

Would you like a random blackhat Facebook tip? Here’s something interesting for you…

Want to buy and sell domains? Check out this Top 10 List from DNExpert

If you’re a domainer with actual traffic, then you might have heard about Frank Shilling’s new venture Internet Traffic.com. Shilling is a pure domaining boss, so he launched InternetTraffic.com so people can earn much more money off their parked domains (essentially parking companies have been ripping off domainers more and more as each new year passes.) Rick Schwartz, a legendary blog you should be reading in the domain space, has been talking about it constantly. And by talking, I mean cursing at the parking companies and calling them slave drivers.

Yahoo Advertising Blog has a couple of good posts about marketing to women. This post discusses how to connect with women about health, and how to market to women over 40. Both posts are based on larger research that can be found here.

DMConfidential is a blog worth following simply because it’s industry news and opinion you generally don’t get anywhere else. This post on Jessie Willms is quite telling. This is a post on the edu space. Fraud and compliance. It goes on and on so follow that blog.

DirectResponse.net never fails with quality posts. If you’re not following his blog then get the fuck out of the direct marketing business. Long Copy vs Short Copy. Fuck Indian outsourcers, sir!. Pricing Psychology. One Simple Trick to make more money: Call to action!

I don’t like linking to SEO articles that much, but since this post on LunaMetrics is about Game of Thrones, I’m linking to it anyway.

Here’s a neat website I stumbled on call Marketing Charts. Look at all that juicy, juicy data!!

Money Machine Factory recently started a new blog that’s worth following.

ViperChill reviews a twitter following service which may or may not be good but he is too much of a pussy to use it.

Riley does a case study with a PlentyofFish feature that you wish Facebook had.

Make your website faster. Everybody wins. Unbounce shows you how.

Still an Adwords advertiser? Google recently updated the privacy policy guidelines and PPCHero tells you what you need to know about that.

Mr Green reminisces on the past with this post called If I started today what would i do? Daily Conversions goes a little further by telling you How to Fail at Affiliate Marketing.

Mr. Green also has a guest post regarding mobile affiliate marketing from Neverblue.

Finchy always has great posts. He has another blog or two now, but I’m getting tired of linking to his shit. So here are some posts actually related to affiliate marketing: How to Target Foreign Markets. How to approach straight sale on Facebook.

Oh yeah ladies! WHIP THEM TITTIES OUT!

Want to know the optimal link color? #0044CC. Now you know. Thank me later?

Negbox has a few good reads. Here’s an Integrate.com review. This post has a very interesting spreadsheet on cultural differences between countries.

InsideFacebook is a great blog to follow if you use Facebook for makering the money. Here’s how to find approved developers (or ad networks!) and here’s a post about AdParlor launching their API for ad agencies.

In the Local Lead Gen game? Here’s a very thorough post from SEOBook.com on setting up PPC campaigns for local businesses. It is Adwords 101 basically, but still good. If Local SEO is up your alley, check out this post regarding local ranking factors.

While we’re on the subject, I love SEOBook and you should be following the blog because all Aaron Wall does is call Google out on their bullshit. I sense an MMA cage fight between Wall and Matt Cutts….

5 Reasons Why AWeber Sucks

May 16th, 2011

The following is a guest post by an individual who wishes to remain anonymous. It is an in-depth look at his experiences with AWeber and the grief it caused him. It’s well written and gives you pretty good insight on how email deliverability works (if you’re unfamiliar with it). If mailing is relevant to your interests, then you should probably read this post.

Editor’s Note: I’d also like to throw in the 6th reason Aweber sucks. They get hacked all the time. Their security must be shit because it happens at least once a year. It’s why I get V14GR4 spam 12 times a day to an email box I never give out. If you’ve ever signed up to a PPC.bz event with a unique email address and wondered why you’re getting spammed, the data wasn’t sold off by me. No. I used Aweber.

My AWeber Rant!

Here’s are some reasons why AWeber sucks. I will delve into these points a bit deeper, but I want to get them out of the way.
1) Deliverability is terrible.
2) Scheduled broadcasts are delayed
3) Randomly, a substantial proportion of an email deployment will bounce
4) The API (and libraries) are pure torture to use, but are still better than…
5) The godawful web interface.

I’m sure you’re thinking that I am some asshole buying coreg leads and slamming them through AWeber, and that any problems I have are caused by my own incompetence. In fact, I am using AWeber to send a daily drop which is short, simple, and virtually identical from day to day, and I am using DOI (double opt-in.)

I delete any user who has no opens or clicks for 10 days, and send about 2,500 mails per day. I also send about 2,000 mails per day using my own mail server, many of them to the same users, so I have a good baseline for comparison. All of these emails I’ve described are more transactional than promotional.

Deliverability is Terrible!

So why is deliverability terrible? I have some theories, but lets acknowledge that even the best in the business cannot guarantee inbox every time. It’s a shades-of-grey game. That said, my extremely consistent emails, sent at the same time every day, generate open and click-through rates above 50%. You’re calling bullshit, but it’s my niche.

So you’d think that with the relatively intelligent mail filters in place at most ISPs, this high engagement (and low bounce/FBL rates) would lead to good delivery. And most days, it does. However, over the past year, I have had hundreds of complaints from users whose mail is deferred/delayed, or simply eaten by junk mail filters (mostly at Hotmail). AWeber’s explanation is that it must be the content of my emails which is triggering these filters. This is bullshit because, as I mentioned, the emails are the same day to day.

Since it’s not so easy for a small guy like me to get reliable data on IP reputation, I have to settle for the less-than-accurate SenderScore. So let’s see what SenderScore has to say about the three IPs AWeber used for sending my emails over the last month:

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Looks like shit. If your broadcast happens to be scheduled when one of these IPs is having a dip, you are fucked. The really fun part is that your emails will often be delayed by the accepting mail server, for as long as 48 hours (greylisting). I’ve never found adequate reporting on deferred/greylisted emails in AWeber, so you just get to listen to your customers complain about missing their email without having any of the tools necessary to diagnose the problem. Oh, and don’t think you can use SenderScore to help schedule your drops: the data is delayed 24-48 hours and is therefore useless for this purpose.

Scheduled Broadcasts Are Delayed

This is an annoying and repeating event for an AWeber user. Here are some of the delays I’ve observed:

  • 5.5 hour delay on 1/7/2011
  • 7 hour delay on 1/28/2011
  • 5 hour delay on 4/13/2011
  • Two hour delay on 8/15/2010
  • no email sent at all on 8/13/2010

This means over 1% of my deployed newsletters failed to be sent out on time. Considering that email deployment is basically the only thing that AWeber does, this is pretty crappy. I asked their customer support about the outage on 8/13/2010 and they said:

There was a power outage at our data center on 8/13/2010, which caused your feed to not be sent on 8/13/2010. [...] I do apologize for any inconvenience.

AWeber claims they have 48,000 customers. It’s reassuring to know that their email deployment can be knocked out for an entire day by something as routine as a power outage, when so many businesses depend on them.

Big, Random Bounce Party

Now, the fun part: random and exciting bounces, whenever you start to build some momentum on your list! Here’s some data I collected:

  • 421 daily broadcasts in dataset, averaging 2612 emails sent per day
  • Daily Bounce Counts: Average = 7, median = 2, mode = 0 [for dumbasses out there, this means that I had "0 bounce" days more often than any other # of bounces]
  • Highest daily bounce counts:
  • 321 on 4/13/2011 (12.5% bounce rate)
  • 212 on 4/19/2011 (8%)
  • 170 on 2/3/2011 (4.5%)
  • 146 on 1/28/2011 (4%)
  • And eighteen other days with bounce rates above 1%

April 2011 was a great month, with five days having bounce rates above 3% (13th, 17th, 19th, 20th, 27th) totaling 832 bounces or 1/3rd of my active subscriptions. Fuck!

If you check out the first Senderscore graph above (AWeber’s smtp01), you can see that the biggest bounce days are pretty clearly coinciding with the troughs in AWeber’s SenderScore. Bottom line here is that I get to lose hundreds of subscribers in a day on account of terrible reputation management by AWeber.

They are constantly hitting spam traps and shuffling delivery between their three servers (207.106.200.7, 207.106.200.8, 207.106.200.9). They outright refused to move me to separate or dedicated IPs despite my repeated complaints and even after speaking to a “director” of customer support. All up and down the line the response is consistent: plenty of apologies, but nothing substantial and nothing that leads to any actual improvement in the product.

The Goddamn Piece of Shit API !!!

This section is a bit technical. If you don’t care about APIs, just skip down to the next section.

First, let me say that I’ve been wrestling with APIs of all different types and sizes over the years. I have integrated several dozen different ones spanning ten or so different integration techniques. I’ve even written my own basic webservice. But I have never hit my head against the wall so hard and so much as with AWeber’s API.

Their reference sums up the available functions handily, but that is not the problem. The first problem is that the webservice is balls slow.

From the v1.0.0 to v1.0.4 releases (Nov 17th 2010 through April 20th 2011) I was able to download subscribers from the API at an average rate of 3 records per second. This means 833sec of waiting on their API to deliver just 2500 subscribers. Luckily the April 20th change has increased the rate to 10 records per second; now it takes just 250 seconds to download them all. It took them 5 months and three days in order to improve their API speed from “you’ve gotta be joking” to “slow“.

My favorite part of this is that they had the audacity to “resolve” my support inquiry about the slow API speed once the April 20th revision was released. Good job guys, problem solved.

You may be wondering why I’m downloading all my subscribers. Well, there’s no other way to programmatically check which users are unsubscribed. You cannot search or segment lists from the API, at all, except to find a single user by providing their email address (and this function was only recently added). This is stupid.

Second problem: I count 14 different data types/collections defined in their API specifications. The PHP library they provide has no less than 108 functions declared throughout 9 different files. If you are, inevitably, having trouble implementing the API and you need to dig into the internals, it is a nightmare of abstraction completely lacking in clarity. The most basic requests chain through a dozen or more functions, making it impossible to discover where exactly the request is failing. Also, it seems that their server does not properly support the HTTP PATCH method and so to update even one field on a user’s details, you have to download the entire profile and HTTP PUT it (overwriting the existing profile).

Another stupid choice is OAuth, and even stupider is how they implement it. Every single application that wants to interact with AWeber has to be configured such that ANY AWeber account can theoretically use your application. Unlike Twitter, where you can generate your own OAuth keys for use with private applications, you’re forced to implement AWeber’s entire OAuth authentication flow, even if you are only going to use it once to grab a key from your own damned account and store it somewhere. Fucking stupid.

From November 17th through April 26th, the only “App” in their “Showcase” was the dumb WordPress plugin that they wrote themselves. They finally got a real third party app after a full 5 months and four API revisions. There’s a reason nobody wants to release an app that uses AWeber: it’s impossible.

The most embarrassing part of all this is that AWeber was the last of the big email marketing players to get an API. People were asking for it as far back as 2008, and probably sooner (http://www.nicktemple.com/2008/239/aweber-needs-an-api.html). They took YEARS to finally release an API so full of fail.

The User Interface OR Chinese Water Torture

AWeber’s “web2.no” interface seems to have been designed to drive you crazy.

For one, most every request is executed through super-cool AJAX, but with no indication that an action is in progress or failed. You click, you wait, and most of the time you eventually get what you clicked on. As an example, I just tried to view the newest 100 of my past broadcasts at once. I clicked on the little “100″ icon, and timed how long it took to populate the view. Thirty-five seconds. What kind of web app takes 35 seconds to return 100 out of ~430 rows in a database? Have you motherfuckers heard of an index?

The best part is that I sat there for the entire 35 seconds wondering if my request was in progress, because the browser gives zero indication that it’s processing a request in the background. No status bar changes, no mouse pointer changes, no nothing. I wish that I was cherry picking here, but you will find wait times in excess of 30 seconds for most any request that involves 100 or more rows. Whether you are unsubscribing users or paging through search results, prepare to wait, wait, and then wait some more.

Other deficiencies have been covered before, but I’ll mention them for the sake of completeness:

  • The option to use SOI or DOI applies to your entire account – you can’t have one list SOI and another list DOI.
  • Blog broadcasts cannot be sent to a list segment, only to your entire list.
  • Their default templates look like shit in GMail (at least the one I used did).
  • Unsubscribed users count against your “subscriber count” for billing purposes. I recently had a month where my subscribed count was in one billing tier, but it was pushed to the next one by a handful of unsubscribes.

Conclusion

In short, AWeber sucks and I’m firing them.

My last AWeber blast went out yesterday and I couldn’t be happier with my self-built replacement. I hope this post serves as a warning to those using or considering using AWeber: they cannot be counted on or trusted, and their customer service is worthless. The agents with whom I interacted seemed pleasant enough, but it’s obvious that they are not empowered to do or say anything that could actually help. They mostly seem to read back the same data that you can find on your interface. If you are serious about your email marketing efforts, there is no substitute for building your own deployment system and managing your own IP reputation.

And, joy of joys: they do not offer any prorated refunds for monthly clients, so I get to pay them to send zero emails for three weeks.

AWeber’s even joining the ranks of the guru bullshit slingers that are often featured on this blog. Check out this hideous long sell that popped up when I logged in on May 13th:

Hawking a fucking PDF ebook for $47.97. Fuck you again, AWeber! 3800 vertical pixels of time-wasting trash.

April Affiliate Marketing News and Headlines

May 2nd, 2011

Clearly the top story of today is that Obama killed Osama. I thought it was straight gangster that Obama said in his press conference: “I made it a priority as soon as I took office..,” told no one that this operation was going down till it paid off, and basically took all the credit since Bush gave up.

I’m not a Democrat or Republican because politics are a joke, but I do have much respect for Obama and what he’s done. While he’s been far from perfect, he is getting shit done, which is really just cleaning up the mess that the Bush-era left behind. I find it appalling that some people out there just hate Obama with all their hearts no matter what he does.

Attempt to save the middle class from exploding health care costs (ie; profits)? Fuck you!
Slowly turn around job growth? Fuck you!
Shit on Donald Trump? Fuck you!
Kill Osama bin Laden? Fuck you!

For five fucking minutes, can you just appreciate that he finished the job that Bush couldn’t accomplish and forget that he’s black?

/end rant.

OK Now Industry News

The FTC shit on a lot of advertisers lately for their testimonial and billing practices. If you want to protect yourself in this cutthroat game, check out this webinar replay with A4D and some lawyers. DirectRepsonse.net continues with some tips on making compliant pages that convert.

OKCupid never fails with the goods, and this 10 Charts about Sex post is great. Did you know men pushing 60 gradually get into rougher and more freaky sex? Well now you know and you probably wish you didn’t learn such a disgusting fact. Other intersting facts include: People who use Twitter masturbate all day. Jewish people lie about jacking it. And the higher your tuition the more likely you are to be a slut. The last one i thought would be the other way around….

Do females pull better than men? Why, yes, yes they do. Sex sells even when they’re wearing a disgusting outfit.

Eleah from Adsimilis rants about some affiliates on Mr Green. Frisky!

Mr Green also has a post that breaks out a media buying campaign in detail. Worth the read!

HeavyT has upped his posting lately and keeps outing his own campaigns. Noob!

Want to know the magic font face and size for writing copy? Hint: It’s one thats the easiest to read. Duh! There’s more detail on the topic here.

Ben from PlentyofFish drops bombs for his advertisers on the PoF platform. Dude where’s my volume? and Part 2.

Finch drops some knowledge on personality traits then writes about monetizing the scraps or something.

Want to know how to implement iFrames for Facebook? Lucky you, here’s a tutorial. Part 2 shows you how to track said pages. Pro-tip: Pages are a great way to get cheap clicks on Facebook ads- the niche just has to be passionate about the subject to click- “Click here if you hate Obama!

While we’re on the subject of Facebook, MarketingVox reports that FB launched a new community for advertisers. Should be useful…. not! Why don’t they make themselves useful and improve the ad interface? Give us some fucking dayparting already!

PPC Hero has a post on improving Facebook marketing which is pretty decent, but it also links to a few other posts that drop knowledge on out-of-the-box Facebook keyword targeting.

Got a mobile app that needs more conversions? Unbounce shows you how its done.

Microsoft AdCenter is rolling out Quality Score for its platform. Here what they look for, straight from the horses’ mouth.

Google launches Think Insights, which is a bunch of data and case studies for marketers. Could be useful.

That is all.

Spy on Media – WhatRunsWhere Review

April 26th, 2011

Lately, a few “spy” tools have popped up for the media buying space. Spy tools for pay-per-click and social have existed for quite some time because those ads are easy to scrape and spy on. But media’s a little trickier, due to the sheer size of the space and lack of centralization / consolidation.

But never fear, there are some new tools on the market for spying on the mejia. One tool is AdBeat, which got a little push from the peeps at Prosper in a recent webinar. Another tool, What Runs Where, comes from our favorite black-hatted mastermind: the ever so Slightly Shady SEO.

Before I continue: I am not, by any means, a seasoned media buyer. I get the concepts but it is not something I dabble with a lot compared to other stuff. Also I am writing these review because Shady is the shit, and I am not being compensated for it besides a free account. Look ma, no affiliate links!

In fact, I spent a good amount of time writing up a bug / features list that spanned a few pages, for Shady to change or include, for free, because I am such a nice guy :D

The Good About WhatRunsWhere

I haven’t used AdBeat so I can’t compare, but What Runs Where provides a pretty simple interface for viewing a large database of scraped media, which include: image banners, flash banners, and text ads. These ads are scraped from the most popular sources like Adwords, Pulse360, Adbrite, etc.

What Runs Where is basically a big repository of data from the entire web. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make sense of the data and use it for your own profiteering.

You can lookup domains from a specific advertiser and see where they are running. You can do a search and see what’s popular on X traffic source. You can see what kind of banners what have been popular in your particular niche in the past X number of days. This competitive intelligence gives you an advantage over someone who just posted their “OK I got a media server with OpenX now what?” thread on Wickedfire.

How to Maker the Monies with WhatRunsWhere?

So you have these tools, but now… what do?

1. See What’s Running on a Specific Traffic Source – You can do your Search for a specific traffic source like Technorati media, for example, and see types of banner ads running there.

So what does this tell you? It tells you what type (niche) of offers tend to work on that traffic source. It tells you what kind of offers a specific traffic source allows (Are they allowing rebills? Downloads? Or is it just big brands you don’t want to compete with?)

2. See What’s Popular on a Broad Scale – A few hours of going anywhere online, or a few minutes of using What Runs Where will reveal some types of ads work almost anywhere. Can you say “Today’s Daily Deal” or “$YourState Bucket List”? Better yet, can you improve on these types of popular creatives and beat out the direct advertisers?

3. Find New Traffic Sources – One of the best and worst thing about media buying is the sheer number of traffic sources available. There are big aggregators all the way down to individual site buys. The internet is fucking huge and you will never be able to wrap your head around it.

So you can do a search on What Runs Where for your particular niche or keyword, then look up all of the places similar ads are running. You will find a new traffic source about 100% of the time- whether it’s some site you’ve never heard of, ad network you didn’t think had any traffic, or get reconnected with a familiar traffic source where you didn’t think a specific offer would work before. What Runs Where lets you dig deep on a particular ad and root domain name so you can find all of the traffic sources for a campaign. Repeat the process a few times and you’ll have a list of new traffic sources to try that will keep you busy for days.

4. Don’t Copy 100% – Seriously! – You can’t just login to What Runs Where, copy an ad, and make monies online. I mean, you could do that, but the chances of your ad being successful will be slim to none. There’s a bunch of data that scrapers can’t track, like Click-thru Rates. That’s data you can only acquire yourself.

The smartie-pants will take the general copy of a banner ad and make it better. Copycatting runs rampant in affiliate marketing and those chumps will always fail in the long run. Creative people can stick around much longer, because they read books from marketing legends, apply their own wisdom, come up with their own original campaigns, and know how to avoid shit when shit hits the fan (like government crackdowns on more nefarious advertising practices- mainly because their whole lives don’t revolve around copy-pasting non-compliant advertising materials.)

What Could Be Better about WhatRunsWhere?

Difficult to Tell What’s a Popular Advertisement – While you can tell an advertisement’s popularity based on how long it runs for, you can’t see click-thru-rates or profitability. It’s not really a complaint because this data is basically impossible to grab, but it would be good to see what determines popularity metrics.

Media Buy Tips – If Shady and the team at What Runs Where provided a few pages of beginner to advanced media buying strategies, they’d probably be able to sell a lot more copies. Stuff like choosing an adserver, optimizing a server, negotiating IO’s, etc – is information that would be worth the price of admission. Seasoned media buyers deal with this stuff on a daily basis, but people looking to jump in have a steep learning curve ahead.

Should I Buy WhatRunsWhere?

If you want competitive intelligence on banner ads throughout the web, then yes. If you want to discover new traffic sources or get inspiration for new creatives, then yes. It’s roughly the same price as AdBeat. I can’t tell you if its better or worse, but anything Shady-made is fine by me.

If you’re looking for some “Get Rich Quick” tool or heard that media buying makes people filthy rich with no work, then you should probably hold off on this tool until you’re ready to take the game seriously.

Pro Tip – Make Real Flogs

As I write this post I’m listening to the Ads4Dough Webinar about the FTC and compliance, and the basic gist is this: Fake marketing is dead. Done. Gone. Forever. Anything FAKE is not allowed. You can’t just make shit up with stock photos and stolen weight loss pictures from BodyBuilding.com.

Completely lying in marketing isn’t new, but people do it a lot now because it’s the anonymous internet. “Hey, they won’t catch me!” Laws against completely false claims have been around for decades so I don’t know why this comes as a surprise to many people. It will take the government a while, but they will catch you eventually.

If you wanted to do it long term, you’d get an affidavit weight loss testimonial from someone with a real product. I honestly thought that’s what a lot of people did after the first crackdown a year or so ago, but apparently not. Now a lot of people are getting their ass kicked. :| And its fucked up because scammers on Clickbank are still running rampant with completely fake statistics and bogus products (One isn’t necessarily any better or worse than the other, but the fact that make money online peddlers on the Clickbank side haven’t been targeted is kind of bullshit)

So do what the pharmaceutical industry does. Create your own “think tanks” and “research centers” to create favorable data around your product. Or do what “As Seen on TV” advertisers do. Get people to lose weight with an awfully shitty product, like the Ab Twister Flyer Zapper. It easy because when you diet and add other exercise, someone will eventually lose weight no matter how useless the product. “Just look how easy it was to get 7% body fat and 8-pack abs with this belt that zaps my stomach with electricity!

* Asterisk- I am not your legal counsel.

Useless Service #296 – CPA Bull Automatic Signups to CPA Networks

April 25th, 2011

From an inside tip on Wickedfire (via faceblogger), comes something from the “What the fuck are they thinking?” files.

CPA Bull is a “special” service for the “special” people at Warrior Forum that signs you up to 150+ affiliate networks. The official CPA Bull site features a low-budget state senator candidate that wants to make everyone’s life simpler. Tired of spending all day signing up to, confirming with, and getting rejected by CPA networks? Well fret no more, because CPA Bull is here!

Here’s my review of CPA Bull and why it’s completely useless.

1. I Don’t Trust This Clown – Judging by the cheap suit on the sales page, I can only assume that this guy is out to collect data and do dirt with it. He’ll more than likely spam the shit out of any contact information he has on you. Worse, he’ll have access to your more personal data like address, social security number or EIN. Good thing it’s only for “warriors” who are “special”, right?

2. Signing up to Affiliate Networks is Hard and Annoying – God, so many applications to fill out! Ugh, it’s so hard remembering my address and phone number and email! Ugh, I gotta waste 90 seconds filling out 30 fields! It’s soooooo hard! Now I gotta confirm my email address after signing up?! How annoying! There’s got to be a better way!

3. Signing up to 150+ Affiliate Networks is Necessary – What’s worse than giving a complete stranger your data? Letting that complete stranger submit your information to 150+ affiliate networks.

For one, even if you got approved to half of these networks, why would you want to? Affiliate networks are notorious for spamming you with the best, hottest, and most exclusive offers. You might as well stuff a few email submits why you’re at it to ruin your inbox further.

Next, most affiliates I know doing the right thing signup to an affiliate network for a reason. They either got a referral, met someone from the network, or need a specific offer. I don’t know of anyone making money that spends their entire day signing up to all the hasOffers networks out there. Joining a network is about .01% of the entire equation, so it continues to blow my mind that these ‘tards keep making it an issue.

4. Affiliate Networks Probably Hate This – Frauds and bums probably make up 96% of all applications to affiliate networks as it is. I can only guess at the influx of shitty applications to affiliate networks that CPA Bull will cause, but I assure you- a fraud’s a fraud. Whether you’re filling out an application from Bangladesh or using CPA Bully, the chances of you getting approved to an affiliate network will remain the same: Approved for Denial

5. Affiliate Commissions Not Gonna Make Your Rich – There’s this common misconception in affiliate marketing that people get rich from referral commissions. This is purely false, and if this is your only avenue of making money online then you’re doing it wrong. Too many people want to follow in John Chow’s footsteps by starting an blog about making money online, getting people to sign up to affiliate networks thinking they’ll make money online, and then never actually make money online.

CPA Bull is going to rake in the pennies with their service! Here’s how:

- Get 1,000 “warriors” to sign up to CPA Bull. That’s a very generous number because I assume that CPA Bull will get about 49 signups then fade into oblivion.
- Submit those 1,000 people to 150 CPA networks.
- 150,000 applications submitted! 50% get auto-rejected right off the bat.
- 75,000 applications left. 50% of those will never “pick up the phone” for their phone interview (lol if this actually a requirement)
- 37,500 left. 20% of those make it through miraculously.
- 7,500 turn into real live signups to affiliate networks. Since we started with 1,000 people, that’s about 7.5 network signups per person.
- But remember! 97% of “affiliates” won’t make a dollar online!. So we’re down to 30 people, with 225 network signups in total left.
- The rest of the “warriors” average about $10 a day (generously, at each network), so that’s $2,250 per day in revenue generated by CPA Bull affiliates. At 2%, that’s $45 per day that CPA Bull is making in this completely fictitious scenario. Escobar status indeed.

Top News and Other Stuff Worth Reading

April 18th, 2011

It’s that time of the month where I skim through tons of feeds in Google Reader to find the shit worth reading so you don’t have to. There’s a couple weeks worth of backlog here, and there are quality posts to check out in the sea of worthless drivel that typically makes up the blogs in the affiliate marketing space.

Clearly the top news this week is that Shoemoney has challenged PPC.bz to a match of fisticuffs, but other stuff happened as well.

Roissy discusses the evils of the FDA (no, not Fuck Dat Ass) and it trying to stop you from accessing your own genome data. The FDA is the organization that wants to take away your right to buy supplements or grow your own food so that big corporations can profit from you. Note: Roissy’s blog is not marketing related but it’s a great one to read if you like banging chicks.

How to use Excel to Visualize Ad Tests for Better Confidence by CertifiedKnowledge.org and here is the downloadable file for it.

Unbounce always with the great content. Two good reads: Landing page design Showcase and “How I Created a Viral Ebook” using readily available services.

How has the Google Panda Update affected top sites? I don’t care about SEO, but you might.

StackthatMoney.com has a great case study on Facebook CPC vs CPM. Stack Dat also had another post about dating statistics, which basically leads to this page: Dating and Relationship Facts which has a lot of great info not only for marketing but for real life (like get rid of the stank breath if you’re trying to game your affiliate manager.)

InsideFacebook.com is updated constantly so get on it, but a few posts stuck out:
Appatyze launches which is a place to buy ads for app traffic.
Facebook approves more ad providers and then adds a few more.

Ruck stops polishing his guns for 5 minutes to write some posts: Using Adbeat.com to spy on media and then some motivation and mood stuff.

Josh Todd has a tip on targetting demographics for PPV

Conversion Rate Experts has a good post on getting people to scroll below the fold. Useful for just about any traffic source as long as you’re doing landing pages.

MarketingVox.com also explores some white-label daily deal options. If you’re a local mastermind then this could be for you.

Finch, as always, writes good content regularly. Here’s a post about dealing with competition and here’s a post about gaming user attributes.

If you’re not subscribed to DR.net then something is wrong with you. Rich is constantly posting and the content is valuable. SEM Tips from an Insider, affiliate managers are, indeed, bitches, and leaked content from the A4D Meetup by a boss media buyer.

Legal News

FTC has cracked down on online marketers. Granted, some shit has gotten out of hand (again) but it’s kind of bullshit they’re going after small businesses instead of the big banks on Wall Street that gutted America. Anyway, here’s what it might mean for you: Direct Response breaks down the FTC Rules for continuity marketers.

The Privacy Bill is also making the rounds. MarketingVox explores what we hate about the Privacy Bill. I venture to guess that any privacy bill past will kill Facebook forever.

Even more Government drama! The FBI shut down a ton of Poker sites recently – here’s how they did it. (Hint, someone snitched and snitched hard)

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