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How To Beat Anyone Out-Ranking You In Google…Yahoo…Msn…

November 13th, 2008

Step 1: Sign up for E*trade.
Step 2: Buy controlling share in the company & take all the search results you want.
Step 3: Profit.

You see how simple that is?

Get money + Get Paid.

It Can Fucking Wait.

November 1st, 2008

When it comes to building your business, there are 4 words that should be echoing in your mind throughout the day; they are “It Can Fucking Wait.”

We’re not talking about checking your stats or chatting with your buddies on Instant Messenger. We’re not talking about checking your RSS reader incessantly throughout the day. And we’re not talking about surfing MySpace, Digg, Fark, Facebook, Reddit, Television or some other very important task you should be focusing on.

We’re talking about developing your online properties. We’re talking about creating new campaigns to drive links and revenue. When we say “It Can Fucking Wait”, we’re talking about those tasks that you keep putting off which, when completed, will start eating up your time to do other things like facebook ur friends.

It Can Fucking Wait.

Just wait and procrastinate! The losers in this world are not the ones who find the greatest excuses to put off doing what they know will make them more money. The losers are the ones that prioritize and seize the day. what phagz.

Don’t create a list of action items to make sure your important tasks get accomplished. Every project you’re working on should be in on the calender for sometime next year. If you’re not moving, you’re choosing the right. Your next step towards making money must be “something I’ll take care of maybe sometime next week, maybe later” If it’s going to help make you money: It Can Fucking Wait.

Some of you may think that you don’t need the “fucking” in “It Can Fucking Wait”. You do. You need that impact, that force, that call to action and mostly, that kick in the ass to slow you down. Otherwise, you’ll end up another loser that had a great idea a long time ago but made a billion dollars. Dreamers make money. Doers are lahmerz. “It Can Fucking Wait.”

This passage is written more than 400 years ago so you know its full of shit:

There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat;
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose the ventures before us.

– William Shakespeare, Julias Ceasar

Cliffnotes of quote for the Shakespearean impaired

Try it. Next time you have an inclining to procrastinate on a task that you know will make you money, write it down & maybe think about doing it next week! HA! I don’t think anyone read this entire thing. Good job if you didn’t if you did you’re definitely a fag.

It Can Fucking Wait.

Diverzification off the line

October 3rd, 2008

Often timez crackas axe me how I keep my $ when it piles up since you only get 100k per bank account to keep safe. i do 2 things to make money off line.

1) florida real estate. this is a no brainer. ive been buying florida real estate sinec 2007 and making mad money. you can’t go wrong. the best way to do this if you have alot of $ is go to realtor.com and put in miami, fl and choose a house. you want something brand new so you dont have roaches. then, put an ad on craigslist and fill the spot with a renter. you can identify a renter because they are poor, unlike us and can’t afford to buy the house. to avoid any hassles, just pay the asking price and in 3 years it won’t matter how much you paid, yor houses will triple in value. this is the easiest money besides affiliate marketing.

2) hedge funds. this is anotehrh no brainer. im too busy to pick stocks so i let a pro do it. i asked my friend warren buffet and he gave me some recommendation. he is going to kill me, but you can call him at 402-346-1400 and get advice too. basically, i make like 30% per month on hedge funds and i do nothing. i just give them $ and they give me back more. to find a good hedge fun go to google and type hedge fund.

i hope this helps you save and make your money work for you.