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It’s Wednesday, and unofficially Merchandise Monday! And if you don’t know what schwag is look it up (the non-marijuana definition)

This post is also like 6 weeks late.

Anyway, there was a conference in August in NYC called Affiliate Summit. If you have ever gone to one, you know you can get free shit from the booths like its going out of style. Eventually you realize most of the shit is junk.

But there are some hot items to be had. To be honest, I only got 2 shirts at the conference, and the other two in the mail (which is why this post took so long :: cough cough ::)

Dear Networks – Get more shirts printed in XXL. There are a lot of fat or tall people at these conferences. I have given away nearly every shirt I’ve gotten cause no one prints past XL. That is all.

CashTactics.net “I Will Not Run on Your Network”

You want it, but you can’t have it! Kris from CashTactics.net ordered this one of a kind shirt for me. That’s right, only one in existence. I think I will sign it and post it Warrior Forums Buy Sell Trade… except it might sell better if it read “Please Let Me at Least Sign Up to your Network…”

Convert2Media Billy Mays RIP Limited Edition

This was the hottest item at the conference. I actually wiped down Ruck’s back sweat (if you recall how hot it was in NYC) with it as a momentum – I WILL NEVER WASH THIS SHIRT AGAIN!

CPAHustle Don’t Knock the Hustle

If you haven’t heard of CPAHustle … well, I don’t blame you. But it is an alternative affiliate marketing forum with some quality posts by people that aren’t me.

AKMG Skate Deck

AKMG is popular at these conferences for giving out skate decks.

AKMG Special Gift…

It’s everything I’ve always wanted, but was too afraid to ask! AKMG sent me a special gift along with my skate deck. Don’t you wish you had a bottle?!

Now I just need a tissue box, some tree time, and that topless pic of Amit Mehta that’s been floating around…