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This shit goes hard as fuck. I listened to this at least 50 times yesterday. Thanks to dullly once again for the find.

I don’t know if this is really Barack Obama, but that is definitely Michelle.

Christmas came early? Oh fuck yes!

Rob Hustle spits some epic verses about his adventures with Shoe and Epic Advertising at the Playboy Mansion.

Little known fact: Azoogle changed their name to Epic just so Hustle could write this song. True story yo.

Fire is below:

Lyrics
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Verse 1
it’s fuckin epic when you young rich
rock mics at night time laugh when people tell you lifes a bitch
it’s fuckin epic when you on that grind
me and shoemoney poppin bottles in the grotto got them bunnies in line
if life is short i feel like i still me got plenty of time
fuck livin day to day scratchin together pennies and dimes
life is epic.
live every day like it’s yo last don’t be afraid.
go laugh love fuck fight get cash.
cuz if you doesn’t it’ll pass by fast you’ll spend your life regretting what you didn’t do wishin for one more chance.
this shit is epic go get it seize it like you epileptic
fuck doubters haters and skeptics
go do like epic direct did and wreck it
make the party you throwin so epic that everybody in this bitch is beggin to check it
I might not be here tomorrow so tonight I gotta go get it I can live with fuckin up but regret it if i never did it thats why I make it epic.

Chorus X2

Verse 2

it’s fuckin epic to struggle and sweat and to bleed and to take it
to face all the demons that feed on the dreams that you chasin

ain’t no way they can break us, its inside us, can’t take it from us
up and comers, king of the jungle, time to sum up the numbers

when i rip this mic
and i spit raps
and i make cash
and a motherfuckin hater want to tell me i’m wack

well i know that it don’t really matter one bit
i do what i love and i dont give a shit
i may be a broke ass and you may be rich
but i can go get that, you’ll never get this
so call me hustler cuz thats what i is
if you want to get it you know where i live

i dont give a damn,
you can take more
i can make more
but i wonder why? what you wanna fake for?
what you gonna do… if i don’t create more?
how you gonna give the people what they came for?

don’t you understand that it’s not the fame or
any of the things that you bought and paid for
when you make the money whats the money made for?
pushing buttons riding in an elevator?

gotta take that chance, gotta make them plans
cuz you never gonna get em when you let em get away
*aw yeah*
for today i am
in the middle but a little bit of time and it’ll be another day.
*aw yeah*
Das the way i am
and im never gonna hate another hater
cuz the way to make em pay
(to be a veteran orator or a better innovator)
is to let em imitate
*aw yeah*

Chorus 4x

Attention All Cadets and Cadetettes

The new YTCracker masterpiece, Space Mission, has been released. I know it was actually released a few weeks ago, and that I am late to the party, but fuck you anyway.

Get Space Mission on Amazon
Get Space Mission on ITunes
Get Space Mission via Torrent (YT doesn’t really care if you steal his music. It is for the people!)
Get YT on Twitter

You may have heard some of these songs before. Maybe once you visited Asteroids.com? Maybe you came to a PPC.bz party and heard YT throw-down “Take a Knee”?

Whether you heard it before or you haven’t, you need to cop the new YTCracker all on one handy album. Then you need to get high, hustle, hit inboxes, keep your IP’s fresh, avoid spamhaus, build creatives, party, and bullshit.

Space Mission Tracklist

1. These Are the Voyages (feat. Hairetsu)
2. On My Starship
3. I Got the Product
4. The Link <- Peep one of the greatest music videos ever made. Ever.
5. Broke In This Trendy City
6. I Can't Lie (feat. Elijah Lucian)
7. Come Again (feat. Elijah Lucian)
8. Take a Knee
9. No Need
10. Space Walk
11. In a Pinch
12. Throne I Own
13. I Can

Remember Kids, Science is Fun

Yo ima be honest with you, but I don’t play any Starcraft 2 and I probably won’t ever start.

But I’ll listen to Rob Hustle rap about anything. Affiliate marketing, Starcraft, shoes, babies, mathematics, scientific theory, President Taft, bingo, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Lyrics
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Suspense:

Yea I’m back thirst has been attached…
Switched Race felt good when that larva finally hatched…
Now it’s time to drone up, Zerg is for the grownups…
I’m 26 guess I guess it’s time to show up….

Get away from kiddie games play with the power…
Rush me once the creeps down it’ll take about an hour…
I ain’t sour bout the hate threads Idra held it down…
Not jumping on the wagon bitches The Swarm is in me now…

And I’m so proud So good terran tears filling rivers…
Magic Box ain’t really new but that shit delivers…
Aiming banelings for the tech lab he ain’t see it coming…
Now the coast is clear zerglings off and running…

Now the mutas flying but I ain’t crying here…
Here the screams from the base Thor is Fucking Queer…
Gives me safe haven, all I want and more…
What you say Raven? Nevermore , Nevermore…

Chorus:

You’ve been warned the Swarm about to Stand Up…
We taking over Terrans better back up…
Feel the rush start owning the crowd…
I know its a just a game but its a part of me now… x2

Rob Hustle:

We can break.back.in.
If you hidin with the nydus
Dont give-a-damn if-you-don’t like us
Come and fight us
You be lookin-like-a pin cushion
When we open fire with a line full of hydras

Aw shit.
Thats all she wrote.
I bet it itch
When ya balls get fungal growth’d

We got roaches
But they aint the kind ya smoke
They got acid saliva its kinda dope

Yeah i try to cope
I think of broodwar
Take it back
I really don’t know how to act
They need to bring dem lurkers back
We need some aoe
So we can beat back weak harasss

We can beat that ass
Blings online
Get em and i hit em in ya mineral line
Makin yall cry when lings run by
Mutas fly by
Workers die
Money go bye bye

I dont care. if you dont like my verse
Get online and i smash on nerds
Fast expand or go 6 pool first?
Thats the way i like my zerg.
Buy my shirts up-at the handsome nerd
Terrans op, fuck what ya heard
These matchups got me so disturbed
Allow me to just speak on my concerns

I-know-that-in-order-to-win-i-must-have-an-advantage-in-micro-and-cash-flow
So-i-laugh-at-a-player-who-think-that-1a-is-a-skill-and-1-base-equals-macro

Im-reppin-the-toss-but-im-down-with-the-swarm-and-im-tearin-down-buildings-that-terran’s-in
Harrassin-the-people-embarrassin-em-until-nancy-and-sarah-don’t-care-again

The man, the myth, the legend, Rob Hustle is back with a rap about the new Starcraft release.

Now, I don’t play Starcraft II (I would if it weren’t for the whole ‘addiction’ thing) but I know the rap is hot. Some fans of Starcraft might like it.

This is the sincerely the most epic video I’ve ever seen. I used to do animation so I can imagine how much work went into this. I hope YT paid the animator like $8 million dollars.

Shouts to YT Shouts to DG

You know what time it is -

Rob Hustle is looking for beats for new tracks and shit like that. If you got beats that are original, or know a producer, leave your email in within the comment form (it’s private)

That is all.

Yesterday, we dropped a new Rob Hustle track.

As an added bonus (you know how Rob Hustle does), here are the annotated lyrics. If you’ve ever wonder what goes through the mind of a rap superstar, wonder no more…

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Adexhibit Jason RIP, The annotated lyrics, by Rob Hustle

“first off, fuck you bitch and that clique you claim”

If you are going to write a diss track, you can do worse than starting out with an homage to the late rapper Tupac Shakur. The opening line that you see here is taken from his infamous track “Hit Em Up”, and sets the tone for the rest of the track.

“you can’t rap, your producer street beatz is lame”

Obviously, Jason can’t rap. He proves this definitively in his so-called song. But restating the obvious is an interesting mechanic that can help establish the ‘realness’ of a track, and so I employ it here.

I was actually surprised to see street beatz team up with this guy. SB has been on my genitalia for a minute trying to get me to rock one of his beats. I guess he got mad that I was not using his music and decided to team up with someone on his level.

“call my crew out but you afraid to speak my name”

I searched Jason’s lyrics for the string “rob hustle” and didn’t find it. Which is curious, since Jason
goes to great lengths to insult my confederates Barman, Von Doogan and Dullspace. Why did he leave me out? Either he…
a) likes me
b) is afraid of me
c) all of the above

I think the answer is C. Regardless, the omission is telling. In street terms, it sounds like Jason does not want to ‘fuck with me.’ So, I decide to use this angle as the theme of the rap.

“just when you thought fuckin jason couldn’t get mo gay
bb_wolfe said it best, he just gets gayer”

This is taken from the response thread. I was going to quote kidchaos and some of the other respondents, but I didn’t want to get off track. So, I picked bb_wolfe’s reply and went with that.

“who the fuck releases battle tracks on zshare?”

I thought it was comical that adexhibitjason needed to upload to a file sharing site to get hosting for his rhyme. If he had any testicular fortitude, he would have sent his track directly to Barman and dared him to post it. Unfortunately, he lacked both balls and creative thinking. So, he was forced to post his rhyme to one of the only places that would host it: an anonymous file sharing service.

“tony montana? more like jason wisconsin”

This is a play on words based on the first line of his rap. Tony Montana is the name of the main character in Scarface, played by Al Pacino. By invoking the name, Jason is attempting to appropriate some of the menacing attributes associated with the film. He wants us to think that he is ruthless, like Tony Montana.

However, his skills are a joke, hardly threatening at all. Which is why the appellation “Jason Wisconsin” is appropriate. Not only does it indicate his place of origin, it is also fittingly innocuous.

“you scared to say my name bitch i dont think you want none
you call out doogan, dullspace and the barman, but hold it?
no mention of rob hustle. You didn’t think I’d notice?”

Because Jason was lacking in skill, I didn’t want to spend much time attacking him. I had already picked up on the fact that he seemed to be afraid to come at me. And so, this is where I start ‘calling him out.’

When someone really does act like a ‘bitch’, it’s easy to call them out. You simply restate their actions, then you state your interpretation. That leads to the next line:

“you fuckin pussy, i think you duckin”

Making fun of all the people that you think you can triumph over, while conveniently leaving out competition that you think you will lose to, is known on the streets as a ‘bitch move’. Bitches have pussies, and so I make reference to Jason’s here. ‘Ducking’ is another term that people frequently use to signify that someone is hiding or avoiding another person. That is the reason for the second reference.

“but luckily the hustle specialize in pussy fuckin.”

As many of you know, although I do allow the ladies to pleasure them both orally and anally, my specialty IS fucking the pussy. Making reference to one’s own skills while at the same time highlighting the lack of skills of an opponent is an excellent technique that the up and coming battle rapper might wish to make use of.

“and i’m already hard because of how much you been suckin”

This double entendre revolves around the dual meaning of “sucking”. On the one hand, it can mean performing poorly. On the other hand, it can mean providing oral sex. Since both cases apply equally well to what Jason is doing, its inclusion is appropriate.

“i got more fuckin trojans than a motherfuckin russian”

Here we have a double double entendre. I am using the meaning of the words “Trojan” as well as stereotypical representations of Russians online. A Trojan can be both a brand of condom and a hazardous computer program. And russians are known for wanting to engage in sexual intercourse a lot and also for being able to ‘hack’. Since both meanings are applicable in the context of this rap, I use them here.

“so when i’m bustin nuts you better not be sayin nothin”

Another double entendre, completing the trilogy. “Busting” is a colloquialism that can mean either ejaculation or the act of rapping. “Busting Nuts”, then, can either mean ejaculating or rapping excellently. The reference to not saying anything plays on this. On the one hand, it refers to the fact that women (like Jason) often make vocal sounds when taking the penis. It is also a segue into the next line.

“you shouldn’t talk ‘shit to someone you don’t want to fuck with’”

This is taken from Jasons sig. Whether he changes it or not after the fact is irrelevant. I thought it would be humorous to take his own aphorisms and beat him about the head with them.

“ad exhibit jason? you need to go exhibit an ad
i just served you with your own sig, you makin me mad”

Because the mental acuity of Jason is in question (who attacks the Paper Clique?), I wanted to make sure that he understood that I was using his lines against him. Subtlety is not always rewarded when dealing with the mentally challenged. After all, this is the guy who spelled inbred with an M.

“you may not give a fuck, but hustle read the TOS
you’re in violation, your rhyme’s a fucking POS
I took your offer offline with my DOS
wiped my ass with your file till the EOF”

I did not want to respond to his entire rap, but I did want to include one or two lines that he used, just for flavor. I picked up on the TOS line because acronyms often offer a number of lyrical possibilities. His exact line was “I dont give a fuck if you didnt read the TOS”. That served as the starting point for the end.

“so if you want it you can be my guest
ppc.bz beat dat ass till dey be none left”

And there’s no need to be verbose. An ounce of gold is worth more than ten pounds of shit. And our rhymes demonstrate this fact quite clearly.

Although the verse is short, at PPC.BZ we try to make sure that our responses are appropriate to the provocation. Since Jason obviously can’t rap, there was no point wasting a lot of time or energy on him. A quick KO would be enough to serve notice that the paper clique is still in effect, and PPC.BZ is still the heavyweight champ of the affiliate rap game.

If you don’t know, now you know. This cat known as AdExhibit Jason fired off at the Paper Clique. Now I don’t know much about AdExhibit Jason, but I’m pretty sure he owed people money. Here’s the original spit from AdExhibit Jason, check it out if you want.

All that did was piss Rob Hustle (aka the Paper Clique Assassin) off, so he fired back with this –

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RIP AdExhibit Jason Lyrics

first off, fuck you bitch and that clique you claim
you can’t rap, your producer street beatz is lame
call my crew out but you afraid to speak my name
just when you thought fuckin jason couldn’t get mo gay

bb_wolfe said it best, he just gets gayer
who the fuck releases battle tracks on zshare?

tony montana? more like jason wisconsin
you scared to say my name bitch i dont think you want none

you call out doogan, dullspace and the barman, but hold it?
no mention of rob hustle. You didn’t think I’d notice?

you fuckin pussy, i think you duckin
but luckily the hustle specialize in pussy fuckin.
and i’m already hard because of how much you been suckin
i got more fuckin trojans than a motherfuckin russian
so when i’m bustin nuts you better not be sayin nothin

you shouldn’t talk “shit to someone you don’t want to fuck with”

ad exhibit jason? you need to go exhibit an ad
i just served you with your own sig, you makin me mad

you may not give a fuck, but hustle read the TOS
you’re in violation, your rhyme’s a fucking POS
I took your offer offline with my DOS
wiped my ass with your file till the EOF

so if you want it you can be my guest
ppc.bz beat dat ass till dey be none left

and thats a one bitch

rob hustle in this motherfucker
adexhibit jason rest in peace

i can’t believe i just picked up a mic and killed you
you should feel honored, motherfucker.

shout out to barman. dullspace. von doogan. the paper clique.
ppc.bz exclusive, the one and only
special shouts out to KimboSlice, Blank Czech, Amanda11, Guerilla, and all the other soldiers
lookin out for us on them threads.

ppc.bz
paper clique.

Rob Hustle.

And we out.