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Here Ye, Here Ye!

This is a notice to all of ye (OK I’ll stop with the Middle-Ages speak) who call themselves affiliates. It is likely that you are young, male, and doing well for yourself. This post is a warning for you – those who cannot resist the sweet elixir of the punany.

I’ve heard certain rumors and ramblings recently that sparked interest in this post. You hear the rumors that women in the affiliate marketing industry know how to get what they want with their sexual cunning, and using the men in it to get what they want. They are just rumors, right? Well, when it happens to people you know then it becomes real.

And we all know what happens on PPC.bz when shit gets real.

When these vixens are done with the man and everything he has to offer – he is dropped like garbage in a bin. I also hear about it all the time. One of my friends was recently dropped in a bin during the last industry show. I want him to be really vengeful, but this post warning others is a safer, civilized route. The higher route, if you will.

Let’s be honest … not many young men can resist sweet sweet vajayjay (not even Oprah’s). It takes a while for men to realize that many women are out only for themselves. It is particularly bad in the affiliate marketing industry. Everything you know about women using and abusing men for material things and favors is multiplied 10 times in affiliate marketing. Why? Because you have something they specifically want (traffic and friends) and they are pretty sure they can get it (hot young female has a certain power over a mildly nerdy young male).

So how can you prevent this “pussy-trap”? If you think it can’t happen to you … then chances are it already has!

Here are some warning signals to look out for when dealing with females in affiliate marketing. Sure, they may be friendly, cute and even sexy. But tread carefully. You could just be a little plaything.

Warning 1: Send Traffic

This isn’t really a big one, but it’s where it always starts. There are male and female affiliate managers, and they are just doing their jobs. No biggie right?

If you are being pestered day in and day out for traffic, and the requests slow down or just stop – then watch out. Maybe she’ll want to be friends? Hang out at the next show? Maybe something more? The conversation moves onto something unrelated to affiliate marketing. Slowly, she is not as annoying as she used to be.

But always remember what her original motive was.

Warning 2: Flirting

You start the flirting game. Its easy to be a stud-muffin on the computer. The conversion is no longer her begging you for traffic. It’s about something that interests you. “Talk about yourself.” You find out interesting things about her. Maybe a little connection is starting to form?

You meet in person and this is where it gets a little more serious. Did she just rest her boobs on my arm while we were standing at the bar? Why does she keep playing with her hair? She sure looks good in that dress!

Side note: If your AM is married, then you know you’re being played right here. Single girls, fine – it could be lust or love. But with a married girl, 9 out of 10 times she’s just playing games with your head.

Warning 3: Do Things for Me

If your relationship with your affiliate manager friend goes any further, soon you will be asked some mundane requests. Depending on your addiction to the pussy in question, you may do some shit like design their company website or setup a Myspace for her cat.

Either way, you are being weaved into a web. “If I keep doing favors for her, maybe she’ll give me a hand job?”

She’s thinking: “What a fucking sucker.”

Warning 4: Send Friends

Soon you are convinced that the network she works for is the one to work with. “Do you know Affiliate Q?” she asks. You do. You think you are doing her a favor by sending over your friends. Then you tell Affiliate Q, Z, Y, and Z to run at her network.

You may help her setup events that gather affiliates, all under the guise of just meeting up. But all you are really doing is fattening her paycheck.

Warning 5: Buy Things

This is when shit is serious. You’re buying her things like she’s you’re girlfriend. But she’s not really that, is she? She already has everything she wants from you. Your traffic, your friends’ traffic, and your Rolodex.

Getting nice clothes, shoes, underwear, dresses, flowers, DVDs, and other shit is just icing on the cake for her. Damn, that is a lot of icing.

Lesson: Don’t Fuck with Industry Broads

In all seriousness, not every female in affiliate marketing is a conniving bitch. Many are down to earth, cool, and fun to talk to. But the circumstances of our situation (young male breadwinners vs young female goldiggers) mean that these things happen a lot more than you would think.

The old adage, “Don’t Shit Where You Eat” holds true. Don’t do it! Don’t wine and dine. Smash and grab!

Get with regular girls. Girls in bookstores, movie theatres, yoga classes, wherever. It’s a lot less drama this way when the girl in your life doesn’t know, or doesn’t care, what you do for a living.

Now, we all know that I don’t care for gurus and people that make their living selling Warrior Forum Special Offers (If you don’t know what that is, it’s basically e-book peddling on Warrior forum.)

Pushing decent information onto newbies and retards – fine, but pushing shitty, rehashed information onto newbies, that’s just being a bottom-feeding scumbag.

I was introduced to Imran Naseem’s “work” a few months ago by a friend. I chuckled as I saw Imran get furious over someone talking shit about him because he sells garbage to newbies, and it turned into some flame war with lawsuit threats and such.

There has never been a bigger joke in the wanna-be guru space than Imran Naseem. How does he do it?

The Turd Polishing Formula

Guru has big product launch with, believe it or not, good content (Guaher for example.) Many read it, and most won’t make money with said guru product launch. So some decide that they can make money by taking that information, rehashing it, and selling it as there own. (The “Coach” series)

And then there are people who take that rehashed information, rehash it some more, and sell it. Such people are Imran Naseem.

Want to replicate this award winning formula?

Required Skills

The most important personal quality to have is to not actually be an expert, or even a novice, in any of the fields you write about in your e-books. This would be backlink building, making money with Youtube, CPA marketing, making money with dating, Facebook, blackhat, CPALead, flipping websites…. well fuck, anything!

The second important quality to have is knowing how to find shit to steal. This can be accomplished by getting a 5k+ post count on Warrior Forum so you’re an “expert” and can get “review copies plz,” or reading marketing forums like BlackHatWorld and finding a “how-to” or tutorial on making money online.

Once you’ve found something that someone has had success with, you can put it in your e-book. This is where the third quality to have comes in. It’s knowing how to polish your turds!

Someone says they make $100 a day with this strategy? Your product will make them $200! Someone makes $3,000 a month flipping websites? Your product will teach them how to make $10,000 a month!

It’s all about salesmanship! If you feel bad about all these empty promises, then a try using some gay ass graphics.

Step by Step

Let’s cut to the chase. Here is the step-by-step formula.

1. Find Content to Steal – As mentioned above, this is the most important step. Since you’re very unoriginal, finding content that you can rehash and sell is your life blood.
2. Polish Your Turd – Copy paste a forum post or e-book, and put it into your own PDF. Clean up the formatting so it’s not obvious you’re stealing, and change some words around.
3. The Sales Copy – Fake stats by using the same “look at my paypal account go!” screenshots for every product you launch. Yes, even though you may have had success with something back in 2008, you can still re-use these stats for each new launch, no matter how irrelevant.

If you’re having trouble with this, its very easy to fake your stats with plugins like Firebug that let you edit HTML on the fly.

And if you’re even too stupid to figure out how to use a Firefox plugin, just steal Imran’s screenshots! I’ve attached one here for your convenience.

Just look at all those zeros!

Pro-tip: If you want to sell more copies of your e-book, then a good rule-of-thumb to follow is that your Sales Letter should be longer than the actual content of your PDF.

4. Sell it on Warrior Forum & DP, Limit Your Copies – This is scarcity 101! The first 50 people get it for $9. The second 50 people get it for $47. The next 50 get it for $77. So on and so forth. Using scarcity is a ploy that works lovely with online marketing newbies.

And of course you want to sell your product on Warrior Forum and Digital Point, which has a seemingly endless supply of suckers.

5. Sell Only 17 Copies – It’s a week later, and you’ve only sold 17 copies of your product, which is typical when you’re selling shit.

You’re made $153 for all this work, and you feel defeated. “What a bust!” you think to yourself. Most people would stop here and give up on online marketing.

Not Imran Naseem!

Listen, pro bottom feeders don’t give up. No, people like Imran have been doing this for years!

6. Bonus Step 1 – Rinse and Repeat There is just so much content out there to steal, and so many retards on Warrior Forum, that you’d be stupid to not repeat this process for every promotion method, traffic source, and strategy you can think of!

Examples:
Blackhat Buzz Method!
Youtooooobe!
CPA!
Facebook!
DOMAINERS!

ANY-FUCKING-THING! REALLY! YOU DON’T NEED TO BE AN EXPERT IN SHIT!

7. Bonus Step 2 – Sell It On Flippa! This where the profits really roll in!

Let’s say your half-assed product launch goes well. You make $2,500 the first month. The second month you made $500, and the third month about $100. Months 4 through 6 you’ve sold jack shit. Your content is stale and no one really cares about. Worthless huh?

Nope! Not on Flippa!

Set-up a listing for your product, and when it asks you for your “Average Monthly Revenue” just use the revenue numbers from the first month! IT’S FUCKING GENIUS! LOOK!

Ready. Set. Super Scumbag.

I’ve laid out the plan for you in plain English folks. It’s up to you to take action! Imran has been ripping peoples content and selling his shit for too long! It’s time for some new bottom-feeders to take his place!

Take action!!!

Parting Gift: Horrific Rap about Imran

Before you leave, I present to you this horrible rap from / about Imran Naseem.

Believe it or not, thanks to Wee for the heads up on this nonsense.

Another Guru shit bag has come out with a product revealing “secret traffic sources” and promising riches beyond your wildest dreams.

The product is called PPC Ninja CPA Guru Dojo or something.

You can watch the Sales video here without giving up your email address.

I love how he keeps talking about this “secret traffic source” in the video when it is clearly Plenty of Fish.

Anyway, if you want to waste a few minutes of your life that you’ll never get back, watch the video, then opt-in with a spamtrap e-mail. Hmmm… I wonder if that would work? Every time a guru product launches, the collective effort of a bunch of Wickedfire members can be used to opt-in a ton of spamtrap email address, ruining the guru’s account at aWeber.

What I’ve been Saying for Years

PPC Classroom is some newbie training bullshit for learning pee pee see.

Recently, an inside source there helped me rip it to shreds. It’s just more guru bullshit that sells because of the hype. All fluff and no flavor. Lot of sizzle and no steak, as they say. Insert additional cliches here.

So this came to my attention the other day. It’s a video from Anik, who is the man behind PPC Classroom. I was going to embed the video here but it autoplays (tempting to do – but it might annoy far too many people). You can go to Anik’s blog to watch it douche.

Watch it if you want, but I’ll give you a brief summary:

This motherfucker ADMITS to screwing people! ADMITS IT! PPC Classroom screws people because it was sold completely on hype. Amit Mehta made millions with Adwords – so you can too fuckwad! Just prepared to get rebilled every month and learn just enough of the basics so we can say we actually “helped you”!

Anik basically says there were only a few success stories to come out of PPC Classroom. The good majority of their students failed. That’s capital F, as in Fucked in the ass. Well no fucking shit. How far were people supposed to get with watered down material and PPC information from 1992?

The same old story goes for all these guru bullshit products, not just PPC Classroom. They take one success story and milk its for all its worth. This shit is just one big circle jerk designed to fleece newbies over and fucking over.

The fucked up part is that its marketing 101- sell the dream! People will buy into it. This is exactly how shitty As Seen on TV weight loss products work (not all, but most) – no one gets the advertised results by doing whats said in the advertisement. You’re not getting six-pack abs with a belt that electrocutes your stomach… just a fact.

Losing what little faith in society i had left …

So I can’t get mad because this is what I and most readers of this blog do all day. Sell shit people don’t need but think they do.

But I can and will get mad at this- the comments.

The fucking comments on Anik’s post. Holy fucking shit these people make me mad.

Let’s look at some these dumb fucks –

Its about time that someone is taking the time to help out the newbies that are broke and believe in all the hype that is out there. I am one of those and it really is hard to know who to follow and who not to. Thank you for figuring it out and offering the help!!! That is huge! Jodie

Hey Jodie. How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up?

It’s about time? Are you fucking high? This motherfucker Anik has been fleecing newbies with hype for years and suddenly he has a change of heart because no one buys into PPC Classroom anymore, and now it’s about time he’s helping broke newbies? Bitch you crazy.

Well to be honest this the one of the few email subject lines that grabbed my attention since I’m overwhelmed by depression for achieving absolutely nothing so far in the IM world and I’ve been around for quite a really relatively long time to be not earning not a dime. but THANK YOU for this video because somehow its a wakeup call to me. Thanks again.

Hey dumb fuck – I think if you haven’t figured it out by now you should proably… you know… give up? I really fucking doubt Anik is going to change your life. I really do.

Seriously give up you stupid failure before you get so depressed you kill yourself.

Thank you. I have no doubt thousands–millions–of hopefuls will benefit from this. My problem has always been STARTING SMALL. Now, I find myself in the position you describe–not bankrupt, but for all practical purposes broke. I can see what to do if I still had money to work with. What I CAN”T see is how to get there starting with ZERO. I at least have an active web hosting account paid for. You teach me how to use it to make the necessary cash, and I’ll BUY anything you have to sell.

You fucking idiot. You’re whats wrong with this whole situation. The last thing this industry needs is millions of “hopefuls” jumping in. Where’s your hosting at? 1and1? Lololol.

Now you sound like someone that can be believed!

:: facepalm ::

Thank You Anik
You don’t know how much this means to me. I have spent about $30000. in one year jumping all over the place, and yes I am about to declare bankrupcy. I have done nothing but trying to learn how but then something new comes along and the rest is history.

The only good of it is now i don’t have the money any more to jump around so now I have to use what I have and that’s it.

You must be one of these retards that lines the guru pockets with money? Say “I” if you’re on more than 20 “make money online” mailing list.

If Frank Kern asked you to pay him to suck his dick, I bet you’d be on your knees, mouth open wide, with a $20 in your hand in less than 5 seconds flat.

GREAT point. Finally somebody is not sucking $$$ from us right away. Thank you!

Yes finally the lord and savior of newbies, Anik Singal, has descended from the heavens! Praise him!

I’m looking forward to your videos, I have a website set up, but not able to work out how to generate cash from it.

Yeah dude. I can’t wait to see what Anik does to help you with your Amazon-affiliate car parts site for a shitty car I’ve never heard of

Is this going to help and work for someone who doesn’t know how to work a computer??? I know how to send out e-mails to friends, but don’t know how to send to people I don’t know in order to build a list, if that is one of the things required then I am Stymied. Or to build a website, is beyond me. In otherwords I am at kindergarten level with computers. Hope you can come to my level of learning for this. Thanks Fred

Fred, you dumb fuck, with my system you can make $500 a day just emailing your friends from Outlook. No having to deal with those new-fangled “link” things and HTML codes.

Anik,What a breath of fresh air! My family is about ready to throw either me or the computer out the window. I have drained my retirement savings buying into program after program but still don’t know how to market and profit.Like many others state. there is information overload but getting from a to b is the main problem. I look foreward to your videos and hope to make that first $500. Millie

Your family should throw you out the window because you are fucking dumb. You are a drain on them, and you risked your life savings on what equates to a spin of the roulette wheel. Do them a favor and jump out yourself.

After three years of really trying to make it work, I hope you can show us “non-proformers” something very simple and easy to do. I’ve tried many ways but getting the right steady traffic is still the biggest hurddle to overcome It was always way too expensive and very time consuming.. PPC only made Google money not me and it is way too competitive for the little guy. I’ve slowly died on the vine from all the past IM hype.HELP I am on the edge of being bankrupt ! Here’s my S.O.S.

PPC is not too competitive for the little guy. The whole point is you can buy as few or as many clicks as you want. Riches have been made over and over with PPC by people in their boxer shorts. You fail because you spend too much time and money reading and buying guru bullshit, instead of getting those clicks.

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The most fucked up part, beyond what these idiots are writing, is that most of their names link back to a website that’s about making money online. If you’re all marketing, SEO super business experts, why the fuck are you leaving comments that proves how little of an expert you actually are.

Fucking clueless people. FUCK.

Peter Parks should be Affiliate Spiderman, not Affiliate Punisher. Get it? Parks. Parker. Peter Parker. Spiderman.

Oh wait… Affiliate marketing already has it’s Spiderman.

If you are very confused right now, I made a post about some guru dipshit product called Affiliate Punisher recently. Today I noticed a comment from the creator himself. You can read the whole rant here

The part I care about is this –

You got balls, if you really got balls, set up a live webinar for your subscribers, I have no problem showing them affiliate marketing campaigns live, because that’s what I do… “LIVE”

So I want to take him up on his offer. I would like to tell all of the “subscribers” on my “list” about this “underground” “opportunity” from Peter Parks the “guru.”

If we can get enough interested people in the comments, perhaps Mr. Punisher will show us all how he’s making monies online.

Clearly this fucking clown used the PPC.bz Guru Product Name Generator to come up with the name for his product.

Seriously? Affiliate Punisher? Are you fucking retarded?

For only $1,997 you too, can learn the basics of internet marketing. Learn how to build a list of people interested in making money online (everybody) and then sell them your shit (basically other people’s Guru shit).

I’ve been listening to this video for giggles for the past …. fuck it seems like hour. Affiliate Punisher is a huge crock of shit. If you listen to this, its line after line of after bullshit. Seriously, it’s pretty fucking funny.

This guy wants to show you today (once you buy the product of course)
1) That he was homeless
2) That he made money online jerking off all the other Gurus
3) How to jack other peoples adds, add “killer content” and attract “buyers”
4) 3 “secret” websites that he uses to make monies online. (Probably Google’s research tools, Ebay Pulse, etc etc – shit everyone knows but he is selling for close to 2 G’s)
5) FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

I swear to god, affiliate marketing is becoming more and more like MLM everyday.

Exhibit A:

5 PM EST

Mr. Yu said “The traditional agency model can’t adapt to these changes and in our interview we’ll discuss the mechanics of the new model”

I tried so hard to avoid this drama after the former posts – Don’t Tell Dennis Yu shit and Dennis Yu – Hyprocrit defined.

Seriously. I hate writing about shit that has no real value (that’s a lie) – but shit, it’s just too good to pass up.

Before I continue, I have to say i have had no contact with Yu ever in my life. So all I had was second hand accounts of his shady dealings. But our bald-headed friend Shoemoney, has had personal experience with him and he wrote: Rise and Fall of a Conman and just today – Dennis Yu Worse Than Originally Thought. And since everyone rides the PPC.bz coattails to popularity, we have to get a piece of our own action.

So Much Hate

After I wrote those two posts, I was contacted by a few people with direct relationships to Yu. These are generally nice, innocent people that did work for him or with him. But the common thing between them all – they all want to see Yu go down in flames.

For someone that was formerly thought of as a “nice guy” in our space, how could there be so much hate towards him?

Clearly he takes advantage of people, as you can see from the stories below. Shoemoney touches on extortion, which is clearly a illegal – but these stories are in a grey area. In any case, these are tale4s of Yu taking advantage of people. Whether they are kids just jumping into this industry, or people he works with – everyone gets some sort of fucked by Dennis.

Dennis Yu made a post his blog (not even going to link to it) crying innocence, like he is the victim. This motherfucker is not the victim. Like Shoemoney said, he is a conniving, sketchy fucktard.

Keep in mind these are just kids – not some super affiliates.

Making an Employee Miserable

I was working for [retail establishment] here and I had done freelance for Dennis. He offered me twice that of [retail establishment] and showed up and showered me with gifts, and taking me out to eat and shit, then 3 months later he was immediately threatening to fire me after he set up the blitzlocal.com mailservers.

He forgot to email me to tell me that he was forwarding my work tasks there nor did he even give me my user name and password for it. I had to argue not to be fired, work a 16 hour deadline project for an analysis deck and then do spamming on Facebook group accounts which ultimately got me banned from FB from that account.

After that things were OK until December of last year on Christmas day where he just kinda flipped his shit for no reason. Well actually I was lectured for 3 hours in [an affiliate conference] by him over an analysis deck for [a client] which wasn’t my task to begin with it was [friends]. [friend] supposedly dropped the ball so I had like 3 days to prepare this hugely in depth analysis with no help from anyone aside from the word document [friend] worked on. I put it together hastily – Dennis said it was shit someone else then added 2 pages to it, didn’t even bother to change the font. They just put blitzlocal serves (pictures of businesses) and an end synopsis left everything I put in before those and Dennis said it was golden.

December he flipped his shit on me cause I asked if he had any books I could read to help with writing focused more on top 500 clients – this was Christmas day mind you. He threatened to fire me and put me on a leash of checking in every 24 hours on my work status and told me I had to work 6 days a week etc etc. He then punished [another friend] by waking him up and making him agree to the same terms or we were both fired.

Then went on about every 2 weeks after that point for a year that it was YOUR WORKS AMAZING to YOUR FIRED every other day, it ruined my work moral and it really messed with my head on having any faith in the company. After so long I just quit fighting it and even with me not saying anything the man would argue with silence. I feel like I wasted a career at a [retail location] I enjoyed working for and 2 years of my life I could’ve worked on focusing solely on my [career] and everything else.

I’ve never had so much disrespect for one man but he has managed to hit the top level of my hatred. I’m not a malicious person. I just want him to quit fucking with me out of everyone else that has been talking shit about him and everything i’ve been silent until now.

The Plot Thickens – Yu Strongarms a Laptop

We had two guys working for us, [Person A] and [Person B] – They were chugging along and doing whatever and Dennis didn’t like [Person A] because he wouldn’t roll over. So this little plan was hatched, and it involved that seedy [Yu Employee] fuck spying on them through RDP / Remote Desktop, where he saw them talking half-half on how they were fed up with bullshit.

So Dennis pulls this good cop bad cop shit where he splits them apart and says “_____ ratted you out, its OK, if you just come clean we’ll fire him for causing drama” – Both of them were canned… Sad thing is, Blitzlocal had a client, and [Person B] was the presidents son trying to help out Dennis by lending a hand

So he sends someone to [Person A] house to ‘confiscate his laptop’ and [Person A]’s wife answers the door and says ‘Uhh, thats his laptop, he bought it 3 years ago’ and Dennis chucks a shitfit and starts threatening all of this money lost shit

So the cops get called and the guy says ‘Ok, we can drop it’

The [Big Company]’s Gig

“The guy who landed it, He was on Salary, and he landed us our biggest clients, dude had connections with people like [Partner Company] and [Big Company]’s – So he negotiates for [Big Company]’s and the day of landing it, he’s like Fuck yes, we closed it for $84,000!

As he walks outside, Dennis approaches him and says “sorry dude, you’re not cutting in” and basically goes on about how he’s a fuckup. So the guys in shock and says “Well, can we at least negotiate a revshare so i can live comfortably, and get out of your hair?’

“Nah man, cant do it”

“Not even 8k?”

“No.”

7..

6..

3..

2…

…..Finally, they agree on a meager $1,000.

Random Thoughts by Real People

We make the joke that when Dennis starts running the speaky networky circuit, he’s going to haul back another sucker

I didn’t expect such a huge reaction to my Don’t Tell Dennis Yu Shit post, but I guess when you shit on a whole industry of people then you should expect a lot of people to come out of the woodwork.

As Mr. Yu rides along on his high horse, the people he trampled in his wake are none too happy. So, being the epicenter of affiliate marketing drama, PPC.bz gets the full scoop on this Dennis Yu character and his dirty laundry. So if it’s war on affiliates he wants, then it is war he shall get.

There is some juicy drama below. Don’t get your dick out just yet!

All of the people below are active affiliates, some balling quite harder than others.

Anonymous Source #1 says –

He has 5 more guest posts going on to Techcrunch…but you didn’t hear that from me

It’s on like donkey kong, motherfucker!

Anonymous Source #2 says –

lulz this the same Dennis Yu who emailed me 2 weeks ago about how he was sad I’d been outing Facebook techniques? Lynch him!

We’re just getting started.

Anonymous Source #3

Dennis bought all my families names as he does with all his new ‘biz partners’ my dad had a small legal dispute and wanted to rid of the site so Dennis made my dad pay $2,000 for it and he refused to transfer **.com for leverage. And they make no money and did a bunch of Porn Stuff, blitzAds.com, and pretty much everything they’ve talked shit on, Dennis tried and failed at.

He’s a virgin btw (low blow!)

Ouch. And now the best part:

Anonymous Source #4

I used to work for this company. They fucking suck. Period.

When you inquire about the company, Dennis sends you a 100 page document with different pieces that his written. Half of which are about his failed network, BlitzAds.com….He then quizzes you on this crap during an interview and you’re always wrong no matter what. This happened to me, and four of my close friends. The guy is a fucking idiot.

Anyways, he liked me and offered me a job. $15/hr. Not bad for a young guy in a rough economy.

He claims that BlitzLocal is a 50 person company. HAHAHA…more like a 3 person company. The guy who handles all their finances, who is a two faced bitch, didn’t even attend college. That’s right, the guy managing all the banking for this 50 person company is a 20-year old college dropout.

So, what’s workng at BlitzLocal like?
It’s a fucking joke. Dennis spends all day e-mailing random people seeking out new business. He then passes these leads on to “Analysts” and expects them to figure out what to do with it. He pawns off work to everyone in the company. He NEVER does anything himself. He has no idea what goes on in the company.

So, people do the work he sends to them?
No, they don’t. They all sit in a room and place dating ads on facebook. Dennis knows damn well that this is to create extra income for BlitzLocal that he can’t make from local/enterprise clients. That’s right, DENNIS YU has his employees “spam” facebook because he’s in so much debt.

Why is he in debt?
Because his company is a joke. He always boasts about working at Yahoo and how he walked away with millions from the company. BULLSHIT, you didn’t make shit dennis. Those 20 year olds working for you have more money saved away than your bitch ass ever will. Furthermore, he claims to have exclusive relationships with Scott Richter and ShoeMoney. Both Richter and Shoemoney backed out of deals they had with Dennis because they don’t trust him.

What about those 20 year olds he’s fooling?
Yeah, there’s some Michael Jackson shit going on around there (too soon?)…He wines and dines them and claims that they’re all going to make millions when the company scales. Dennis specifically told me he’d have local 500 clients by mid 2009. He told me I’d get a rev share, and I believed that little asain. He had 6 paying clients at that time. A couple months after I left BlitzLocal, nearly everyone quit. He’s now left with just 2 employees. He lives in apartments with the 20 year olds he farms in to his scammy company. That’s right, a guy in his upper 30s, that’s obviously never been laid in his life, lives with 20 year olds.

Basically, Dennis is full of shit. He supports spamming Facebook because it puts $$ in the bank for him to blow away on the “legitimate” side of his business. If any of you are smart, you’ll avoid this guy. He goes to every conference, make fun of him if you see him.

He also just signed Maggiano’s, great job Dennis. Did you know that Maggianos is owned by Brinker International…who’s CEO, Doug Brooks, is actually my father’s best friend? You’re so fucked. That’s what you get for being a little deceiving bitch and calling people shit out on that you do yourself. You’re the kettle calling the pot black, and you will pay for everything that you’ve done to the people in this industry.

And there you have it

Don’t shit on this industry.