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Warning: This post contains no comedy. Only hot infos

If you have DirecTV, maybe even cable… you need to hook up the BBC America Channel. It is fucking pimp and I will tell you why.

First off, the best thing about the BBC is that they don’t bleep out the curses (except for fuck), unlike most cable stations. So that is kind of cool as far as cable tv channels go. Yay I’m 12 years old!

Top Gear – The best show about cars ever. Jeramey Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, and of course, The Motherfuckin’ Stig. If you want to see a bunch of clowns drive around fast cars you can’t afford, then this is the show for you. Not only do they drive around fast cars, they do some dumbass shit with regular cars too. For example, a series of challenges racing around 18-wheeler trucks. Or a road trip through America’s whitest of trash areas.

The dry ass humor gets me too, I love it.

Dragon’s Den – A bunch of ballers listen to pitches from entrepreneurs. The rich motherfuckers (dragons) hear pitches, then invest in the ideas they like. Most of the time though, the ideas and people are dumb as shit, and they get ripped to shreds.

This show isn’t funny like Top Gear or anything, but you can actually pick up a thing or two about business. Especially investment pitches ::hint hint bannerblindness ::

Kitchen Nightmares – Gordon Ramsey comes into shittiest restaurants run by completest of retards and berates them for 45 minutes. I can’t get enough. Every other word out of this dudes mouth is a fucking curse word. This show is a barrel of laughs because Ramsey keeps it real like no other. Realer than nickycakes.

So that is my post of the day. If you waste any time watching TV, you should waste it watching BBC America.

I was browsing around for Wu-tang videos to get the gay out of ppc.bz, and I stumbled across this gem. Is it because I’m lit that this dude is the creepiest motherfucker to ever post a video on Youtube. Moms and Dads, keep your kids away from this demented mess. This guy seems like the type of dude that would duct-tape his mouth shut, and then record himself in some Erotic asphyxiation torture in the corner of his mom’s basement.

Bryn, Shoemoney, Barman, Nickycakes, Erik.

How Long Can You Stare at This For?

This shit is going viral son.

This post is for all the affiliate managers out there that read this blog. Thus far, we have yet to get any invites to any parties and such for PPC.BZ. What’s the matter? You don’t want the coolest motherfuckers on the planet crashing your party, busting out sick flows and freestyles in the middle of the night?

We await your reply.

Sincerely,
The PPC.BZ Staff.

This has nothing to do with affiliate marketing, but I had no fucking idea pirates were still around. I mean I kind of knew, but I thought they only robbed boats in the Pacific rim or whatever. But lately there has been a huge rash of pirates stealing bigger things, like fucking oil tankers. How you jack one of the biggest ships on the planet I don’t know.

And just today, they tried to hijack a cruise ship. Unfortunately for the pirates, the cruise ship outran them within minutes.

Still, fucking wild. If this whole affiliate marketing thing don’t work out, I’m going to sail the high seas and steal booty and plunder and shit! Real pirates rule! YAR! (Not becoming an ass pirate tho)