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Hypocrisy in the Game

May 1st, 2009

PPC.bz is back in business taking on all comers in the business horseshit and hypocrisy!

Clickbank VS Biz Opp Rebills

If you’ve been a member of Wickedfire for any amount of time, then you know this crowd doesn’t care for Clickbank offers. “They rip off people!” “Snake Oil!” they scream!

Give me a fucking break. First off, while Clickbank does make it’s living selling stupid ass e-books to stupid ass members of Warrior Forum, they have a ton of other digital products that have nothing to do with making money online. I’m not trying to defend Clickbank or anything, but let’s get real – they know what they’re doing with digital products.

So you have a problem with people selling information to gullible idiots? Then what the fuck are you promoting shit like Google Money Tree System Web 2.0? At least with Clickbank, they get a product in their hands and don’t get their bank account raided by some sketchy mafia in Utah. The smash and grab techniques used by some of these advertisers is not a viable long-term strategy and only hurts the affiliate marketing industry as a whole.

Sure you make a killing in the short run, but so did pharma. Rip off enough people and you get attention on you from the gubment, and the whole industry suffers.

Get the fuck off your high horse and decide – Are you a filthy scammer on the same level as e-book peddlers? If you promote biz opp and hate on Clickbank, then get your shit in order because you’re lower on the morality ladder.

Please note: I <3 the rebill. Not all advertisers are created equal. Some clowns are taking it too far though.

NickyCakes Vs. Shameless Self Promotion

We all make fun of John Chow and Tyler Cruz for making up stupid contests to stroke their ego and grow their reader base. Then nickycakes goes and has one and everyone is on his nuts about it, swinging from the left nut to the right nut and back again.

That said, I could use a new TV cause I’m moving soon, so use this link to shill for nickycakes.

Personally, I think this contest is more fun than following Nickycakes on twitter

Dominos Pizza Sucks… STILL…

April 22nd, 2009

OH YEA! another post about the worlds worst pizza place.

Every since I’ve ordered pizza using there pizza tracker I’ve gotten emails. I definitely don’t want them since I never order from them anymore. Ok, no big deal… UNSUBSCRIBE… wait 10 days as mentioned in the CAN-SPAM act… keep getting emails… repeat process 5 times… keep getting fucking emails… *MONEY MAKING ALERT* Easy money making scheme. If you live in California order a pizza online then take videos & document unsubscribing and the failures of still getting emails. Then take them to small claims court. You will win. (I hope someone will do this so they will fix their system.)

EPIC failure… I ordered a pizza. XL I believe. I don’t remember the ‘inches’ size which dominos uses. but they used the Large size breadball to make the XL pizza. It was like fucking thin as shit & nasty as fucking hell. If i wanted to a pizza that tasted like it was made on saltine crackers I would have ordered it. SO… I call them… They explain to me they don’t get shipped the XL size bread balls. So they make the XL pizzas w/ the L breadball and somehow i’m supposed to be okay w/ that? Its fucking DOUGH… you know you’re short… maybe add a large and a small size bread ball together? So after this & the email saga & the last saga i’m 100% done w/ dominos…. or so I think…

Two days ago…. My room mate orders dinner. Doesn’t tell me what he ordered or where its from… you can guess where!?!?!? DOMINOS!!! They said it would be to our door in 45 minutes. After 1 hour of waiting he called them. They said the driver was just getting back and then would be right out. Its 2-3 miles down the road… It ended up taking 1 hour 55 minutes to deliver to us. WTF dominos WTF….

Love Advice from PPC.bz – Stay Single

April 9th, 2009

Step 1: You have to turn your speakers up. As loud as they go. The message only gets through on full blast.

Step 2: Play.

This Blog Spam…

March 12th, 2009

What is it? I see it everywhere. It makes no sense.

What the Fuck is this?

January 16th, 2009

I’m still writing my Unofficial ASW Wrap-up post. But this little picture caught my eye. This photo was taking at the Copeac Party….

What kind of fucking monster would throw away a limited edition PPC.bz business card?!

Johnon Says White Hat SEOs are Full of Shit, Google Too

November 20th, 2008

I agree. If you’re a reader of this blog (all 12 of you), then you’re probably not a white-hat SEO. You do some shady shit, and there’s really nothing wrong with that. Keep on keepin’ on.

Anyways, this article by Johnon is a great novel to read. Show it to your stupid white hat friends and tell them they’re wasting their time.