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December Traffic Stats

February 10th, 2011

Yo better late than never right?

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November Traffic Stats

December 1st, 2010

Back in the lab… Here’s the first post in a while- The fabulous search terms people use to find this site.

I apologize to the many, many people looking for porn and not finding it here.

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October Traffic Stats

November 3rd, 2010

yo here is some shit people searched for to find this website.

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September Traffic Stats

October 4th, 2010

There have been some misguided rumors going around that I fake these stats, or generate them randomly. This is false. It takes me a solid 30 minutes to edit these stats, look though them all, delete the out-of-line shit, and format them for a post. So fuck you.

If you think I have time to fake stats for posts that few read anyway, you are dumb. for real. You are really really dumb.

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August Traffic Stats

September 2nd, 2010

It’s the time of the month.

PPC.bz’s highest traffic month of all time. Has a lot to do with raping everybody out here.

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July Traffic Stats

August 4th, 2010

Here there are.

Unfortunately, now I’m getting search terms for banging 13 year old girls cause of this post title. I deleted a lot of them from the referral stats. There’s still a few in there.

You sick fucks (not my readers. Just pedo’s who find this site through the whims of Google). If this gets out of hand I’m writing something to redirect to makemoniesonline based on referrer string. Or to the FBI. Or to this guy

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June Traffic Stats

July 2nd, 2010

Good times, and a lot of love for Dullspace this month around.

Who live like this?

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May Traffic Stats

June 1st, 2010

It’s that time of the month. Not enough time to leave funny comments on the shit people search for, but the queries are comical nonethless.

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April Traffic Stats

May 1st, 2010

Good times once again.

Most traffic here is either porn, pot, or pizza related. No wonder this blog makes me no money.

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Just Kidding and March Traffic Stats

April 2nd, 2010

If you haven’t noticed by now, PPC.bz did not really sell to Shoemoney for $16,000,000. It would have been nice but it was simply an April Fools prank. Har har.

March Traffic Stats

I loaded up Google Analytics last month to pick up additional search phrases that AwStats was not picking up. It is a bigger pain in the ass to edit these from Analytics than AwStats. Usually I like to leave nifty comments on funny search terms, but there are far too many. Fuck this shit i have to do some real work.

Here are the unedited stats – add your own funny comments
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