You’ve probably heard of AffBuzz, a neat little site that aggregates a ton of affiliate marketing feeds. The best part about AffBuzz is that it lists PPC.bz towards the top.
That is all.
You’ve probably heard of AffBuzz, a neat little site that aggregates a ton of affiliate marketing feeds. The best part about AffBuzz is that it lists PPC.bz towards the top.
That is all.
Jay Weintraub – This dude is heavy on the long posts, but they provide some great insight into the affiliate space.
Many Body Theory – I don’t know what the name means but the blog is good.
PPC Hacking – Diving into some more advanced Adwords theories.
That is all.
FTC got your balls tucked up in your stomach? PPC.bz drops the knowledge yet again.
Here are the actual FTC guildelines for Endorsements and Testimonials. Here’s my “disclaimer” I didn’t read them I don’t know what it says. It looks like a daunting read. I have to print it out so I can read it when I take a duece, then wipe my ass with it. Here’s a link to the Public Comments of a bunch of companies to put in their 2 cents. Maybe Andrew Wee can read it and give us a summary?
Perhaps we should all get together and write our own letter?
“From the Desk of PPC.bz
Dear Federal Trade Commission:
Shallow, and pedantic.
-Signed, The Concerned
But seriously these are “guidelines” and not law or hard-and-fast rules. If you wanted to educate yourself on the topic then you have the information at hand. I just really don’t feel like reading them and writing a post about it. I stopped doing reports when I finished college so fuck that noise.
This is a pretty common question. Some newbcakes will ask, “Will my domain name affect my PPC campaigns? Is spending $500 (or a lot more) on a short-tail and / or brandable, domain name worth it? Or should you just spend $9 on a non-generic, “who gives a fuck” domain name?”
If you know anything, then yes, absolutely everything you do in PPC will have an effect on something else, including the domain name.
For the most part gurus talk out their asses when they give advice, so how about we post some cold hard data? PPC.bz drops the knowledge once again.
Read this Case Study on Improving CTR with a generic domain name by MemorableDomains then stop asking stupid questions.
While checking PPC.bz stats today, I realized that PPC.bz has the unfortunate privilege of ranking for Tracking 202 Pro. (Your results may vary). So, people are coming here for reviews of Tracking202 Pro to see if its worth it, but the post that ranks isn’t very helpful.
If you read any blogs related to affiliate marketing, then you realize that anybody who’s anyone in affiliate marketing is trying to jump on that Tracking202 Affiliate Program gravy train. Everyone is whoring out their grandmas to get a piece of the Tracking202 Referral Commission, which only goes proves the point further that affiliate marketing might as well be an MLM.
But I digress. Let’s get to the meat and potatoes of what’s important here. Everyone is whoring their affiliate link, but who’s will you sign up with? Who is worthy of your 25%!
First up we have uberaffiliate, the man who will try to monetize anything after he realized chatting doesn’t pay. The man who started and stopped ubercamp.com faster than you can spin a dick. Heck, he’ll even try to monetize spinning dicks. He was also the first to whore his Tracking202 Pro link on Wickedfire. A true pioneer.
In Goober’s Review, he does into detail about how he basically used Wes to program shit for him for free. I’ve never met Wes but I guess I know him by proxy. He is a nice guy. Shame that he put his programming powers to use for evil.
The 10% discount code is weak, and there is no good information in that post on how to actually use Tracking202 Pro to make money.

AdHustler is a cool dude. A hard-working dude who doesn’t ask for much in return. While Ian Fernando goes on vacations every 3 days, AdHustler is busy at home banging away at his keyboard building campaigns and shit, posting semi-useful info on his blog.
So his review of Tracking202 Pro is pretty legit. It’s mainly just a shout-out to Wes telling people to give them money for their hard work. Shit, AdHustler is so hoodrich he doesn’t even use an affiliate link! Now that’s class.
Nice post about Wes and the guys. No real money-making info. Score 1 fishhead for no affiliate link.

Bryn is good people, but this post is pretty worthless. He is just jumping on the gravy train and not really giving a fuck if people sign up or not. A direct quote from Bryn: “The guys who did the worst reviews don’t care about the referrals as much.” Now that’s real talk. Bryn slings so many berries he’s putting the entire Amazon rain forest on the endangered species list so he doesn’t care about your 25%.
Bryn.me didn’t even try and his coupon is the same as everyone elses.

Another worthless Tracking202 Review Yes, it automatically updates your campaigns in the big 3. Yes it does cool things like see exactly which keywords are performing or not-performing. Yawn! Next!
This review sucks. I wish I didn’t have to give away a Fish head.

Jonathon Volk might as well be an Andrew Wee or John Chow, because he will whore anything on his blog to make money. So it’s no surprise that Volk was one of the first to jump on the Tracking202 Pro gravy train. Volks review of Tracking202 Pro is the same old shit. Here’s what it does and here’s how much it costs.
The sad part is most affiliates don’t make money, and these bloggers with like several thousand readers are pitching shit to people that are too cheap to pay for anything. So Volk will probably see 20 signs up at most, and 18 will be done in the first month. Such is this life.
Nothing new here, just shameless self promotion. At least he goes into some more detail than the rest of these worthless posts.

In what has been the fastest rise to blogging insignificance ever witnessed, tan.gy will whore anything to anyone and look good doing it. And by good, I mean like a clown. But seriously, he wins one big ass TV from advaliant.com and is all of the sudden the next Tyler Cruz.
Tan.gy’s review of Tracking202 Pro goes into more detail than most, but all he did was copy over the demo accounts pictures. Maybe those pretty graphs will entice people into using his affiliate link?
I like Tangy in real life because he is a funny motherfucker. But this review sucks. At least he tried a little harder than most bloggers. Minus 1 Fish head for no Discount code!

Listen up kids. If you want to be a 2nd tier whore, look no further than Nickycakes dot com. This man is a true pioneer of 2nd tier whoring. He single-handedly put Advaliant on the map.
Here is why most affiliate bloggers don’t make money. You expect to start a blog and make money promoting your affiliate links to networks and applications. But the majority of people will never make a buck and you’re left with 100 referrals that earn you $12 a month. Didn’t work out as planned, did it?
Nickycakes does it like a pimp. He will whore his affiliate link, but then he will tell you how to make money with it. The referral makes money, Nickycakes takes a cut, and everybody is happy. So lesson learned, if you want to be a filthy 2nd tier whore, show people how to make money with what you’re selling. Otherwise you’re wasting your time.
Nickycakes’ review of Tracking202 Pro is good shit. Rather than listing out features without explanation, he’ll tell you why Tracking202 Pro is the shit.
And the most important thing, he actually dropped the knowledge on how to make $ with Tracking202 Pro. It’s a good plan… throw up a broad keyword and see which long-tails convert. Hot info. But if you’re a dumbass newbie don’t try that because you’ll blow through a budget so quick you’ll loss $800 in a few hours and blame nickycakes for it. Or you’ll limit your budget to $20, see no conversions, and wonder why your statistically insignificant data isn’t making you money.
But in principle that is basically the easiest way to make money with Tracking202 Pro written on any blog.
Oh shit mothafucka 30% Discount? Every other blogger so far is stuck at 10%. Oh shit Nickycakes drops the knowledge on how to make money with something? No surprise there.
If you want to 2nd tier whore, learn from the best.

No surprise here, but PPC.bz’s review of people reviewing Tracking202 Pro is the best Tracking202 Pro Review out there.
And we have a special discount code to give you 50% for an ENTIRE YEAR. Use Coupon Code: ECAPSLLUD for this special offer!

This is a neat little tool that shows Alexa rank at the bottom of your Firefox Browser. It also adds these mini-graphs to your Google Search Results.
Seriously. It’s easy. By starting your own offer, you get the power of super affiliates promoting your offer through many networks! Then all you have to do is put your product together!
All you need is $33 to get started!
If you’re a retard then you’re still probably running your tracking on shared hosting. If you are, it will eventually bite you in the ass like it did to me. Then I realized I was stupid and moved that shit to a dedi.
Don’t get me wrong, having your LP’s and stuff on shared isn’t bad (hostgator ftw), but the resources required for something like P202 need something a little robust in order to always be up. The wrath of your traffic can easily bring down shared hosting and you’d be fucked for hours or days before you realize it.
The Planet is currently having some sick ass deals for unmetered dedicated servers, and all kinds of other stuff that I can’t explain. They are also banging out 3 Months free when you move to The Planet, but I don’t know the conditions of that deal. Maybe you have to sign a year or two contract or something?
But unmetered dedicateds for $99-$150 a month is pretty damn slick, so if you want to make sure your hosting never goes down, you need to hook this up.
This might be Newbie 101 shit but I’m writing it anyway. This article is geared more towards actual marketing, rather than those playing the numbers game of copying peoples ads on Facebook. With cheap enough traffic you can pretty much do anything and profit, but when margins aren’t huge and clicks are expensive, squeezing those pennies out of your campaign like a shifty jew can make or break it.
I don’t remember where I picked up this “catchphrase”, but I think it was in the book Always Be Testing: (great book by the way. The book actually has to do more with split-testing practices than Google’s Optimizer. Go buy it and make me 3 cents through my aff link):
Now what the fuck does that mean? Well, every online marketing campaign has its main components: traffic source -> ad copy (whether image or text) -> landing page -> offer. Any half-assed affiliate marketer will split-test the offers and networks, the landing pages, the ad copy, etc… but sometimes we forget that there’s an actual path taken by the visitor. You’re looking at your campaign front-to-back, back-to-front, upside-down, while the visitor is taking a path laid out to them. We might change something on an LP and completely fuck up conversion rates because we broke the “scent.”
So when you’re split-testing and creating campaigns, you have to carefully look what you’re doing so you can separate things into changes that will effect the path (example: headline), and changes that are isolated from the path (example: color of a call-to-action button). Of course there’s crossover, but most changes will lean to one side or the other.
“Follow the scent” implies that a visitor has intention when they click your ad. They read your ad, like what you’re saying, and expect to have their curiosity answered on your landing page. So if your ad has nothing to do with your landing page, or your landing page has nothing to do with your ads, then you’re not providing a very “followable” scent, are you?
Sometimes you have to step back and look at your overall campaign. We tend focus on the individual components to squeeze more CTR, or conversion rates out of our shit, but we may not realize that one change is fucking up our “scent”
Of course, most marketers won’t make this mistake and will provide some relevance. But most times you can be even more relevant, like the color theme of your ads can match the color theme of your landing page. That’s just an example, and it’s not a hard-and-fast rule either. Always be testing because what you think will work has a chance of not working when applied.
You want to minimize roadblocks on your conversion path. Roadblocks in our situation are things that will confuse, throw-off, or distract your visitor. But mostly it’s because you’re not providing the visitor what they wanted (or expected) when they clicked your ad.
Some campaigns are made by throwing a bunch of shit on the wall and seeing what sticks. You set-up a 10,000 keyword (which i would never actually do) and over time see that 50 are profitable. That’s good, but not good enough.
When you want to squeeze the money out of a keyword campaign like this example, you would start creating a highly-relevant landing page for each keyword. Improve the conversion path to improve the end result: conversions motherfucker!
You can take this route, or you can plan ahead and build your campaign in a way that provides relevance from the beginning.
Fuck! Was Google right the whole time when they were ramming “relevance” down our throats? Basically “following the scent” is relevance. Creating relevance is an ass-ton of work, but that’s why the hardest working people are making chedda.
So ideally you need a landing page for each situation and every type of visitor. But this sucks because it takes a lot of work.
If you wanted perfect relevance, there would be a different landing page for every type of visitor, keyword, ad, etc. In the real world, no one is going to do this shit, but you can find a middle ground. Every minute of planning you do will save you many more down the line.
I read a blog post that inspired this article. I was only going to post the link, but decided on babbling on instead and wasting a few hours of my day. Blogging sucks. Anyway, the post is this: Landing Page Planning and Strategy
That’s a really good read, and definitely something worth considering. When you plan out a new campaign, ask your self the tough questions. Who are my visitors going to be? How did they get here? What do they want? So on and so on.
If you’re feeling sassy create yourself a little chart like that so you have a road map, or at least a general guide line of what will work and what will probably not work so you don’t waste time doing it.
How does the Landing Page Planning article apply to your situation? Goddammit why do I have to spell everything out for you newbcakes?
Like I said, these aren’t hard and fast rules. Everyone’s situation is different, so always test and track your shit. With cheap enough traffic you can ignore all of this horseshit I just spewed and still be profitable. And sometimes being completely irrelevant can work better than providing a scent to follow.
But you’ll never learn what tends to work and what tends not to work if you aren’t tracking and testing everything.
Bad boys, bad boys, Whatchoo gonna do when the alphabet boys come for you?
Think you’re safe ripping off someone’s *weightlossblog.com without consequences? The marketer this whole industry stole the idea from can’t do shit, but right now that don’t matter. The FBI, FTC, and FDA are all coming down hard on false testimonials in the affiliate marketing game.
You may think you’re safe, but it’s always better to be prepared in the pimp game than not, so this PPC.bz hot tip comes straight from the blackest of black hats: Mr Contempt.
When your mom’s basement gets raided, would you rather get out of prison in 24 hours, or spend weeks in Federal Pound me in the Ass Prison? If you want to get bailed out, keep some cash on hand to say “Fuck da police!” Your best option is to PPC: PayPal Cakes. He’ll get you out when you’re in a bind!