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Easy Curves – Greatest Invention Ever?

January 11th, 2010 by Barman Leave a reply »

Who doesn’t love a great pair of tittays? You don’t? Maybe you’re a homosexual.

But for the rest of us, comes a product from the depths of As Seen on TV, which can only be called the Greatest Invention Ever. If every woman on the planet owned one of these, I think the collective weight of breasts throughout the world would increase by several million pounds.

If only Billy Mays were alive to promote this. R.I.P

19 Responses

  1. Human says:

    I gotz one, and I’m a dude. Wonder what will happen to me…

  2. Jason says:

    throw in a shake weight….then it’s a party!!!

  3. conv3rsion says:

    I could just loop that video all day long. Somebody needs to make an animated gif of that shit.

  4. Shane says:

    I hear it works for increasing dick-size as well.

  5. wasn’t she in that one movie??

  6. sgtryan says:

    i used to masterbate to this as a kid

  7. Barman says:

    shit i just realized im not in my own top commentros

  8. Barman says:

    holla at your boy I love TITTIES!

  9. Barman says:

    AND I LOVE TO SMOKE WEED

  10. Thales Prado says:

    Best post ever. No, 2nd best post ever, I’ve just reminded first one is the weed girls.. w00t

  11. WOW. I just bought TWO.

  12. Smaxor says:

    This thing makes the world complete.

  13. I wonder how many men buy this just because of the commercial…

  14. Ryan Eagle says:

    Just ordered one for my broad.

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