The Zac Johnson Prize Pool

November 11th, 2009 by Barman Leave a reply »

If for some reason, you read Zac the Sac’s blog, you may have noticed he is giving away Facebook coupons. All fine and dandy, until you realize where he got them from.

Last week at AdTech, Facebook had a booth and they were giving away $50 free trial coupon codes. I swung by the booth and managed to pick up around 20 of their Facebook Ads Free Trial business cards. I went back to grab more later, but they didn’t have any more out.

Ask yourself – why would a self-proclaimed “Super Affiliate” have to steal vouchers while kids go hungry in Africa?

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PPC.bz had to get to the bottom of this. Our thorough investigators caught Zac Johnson in the act of stealing Facebook vouchers! We followed him more closely, and it turns out he uses his Spiderman costume for not good, but evil! Shame on you!

Other Zac Johnson Giveaways

Because The Sac has to steal things to give away on his blog, we followed him for the next few days to expose these crimes. Here are a few more things that will be “given away” on his blog…

“I <3 Affiliate Marketing" Shirt stolen from Amit Mehta
Ivory Jewelry (which is actually just one of John Chow’s giant front teeth)
Bag of day-old donuts from Krispy Kreme parking lot.
Tyler Cruz’s virginity.

13 Responses

  1. Clint Lenard says:

    lmfao@ the John Chow comment. Hilarious!

  2. PPCpimps says:

    Fucking Facebook $50 at a time.

  3. PPCpimps says:

    Here come more newbs to FB.

  4. Lorenzo says:

    Quality post. Would love to hear more on the weekly antics of Zac the Sac.

  5. the photoshop made me lol

  6. Melvin says:

    lol lol lol.. funny..

  7. mr pooper says:

    sack johnson is my idol , he is good at rippin da newbs

  8. Jay Kim says:

    spiderman has bitch tits :)

  9. Bryan says:

    Stop picking on Zac. He’s my best buddy. Ever.

  10. Steve says:

    Your love for Zac is warming my heart.

  11. Contempt says:

    I thiink every time I read a post about zac I get a boner.

  12. Human says:

    At least he’s not selling invites to Google Wave or anything.

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