OK here is the deal. Party planning is a pain in the balls and I’m tired and want to go get drunk. This is what you need to know about the EWA / Circa Direct Party going down on 4.20. It will be at the Mezzanine SF.
9-11PM Private Party
– The reason this is “private” is because of an OPEN BAR. We have limited spots which is why I did a RSVP list. For some reason the venue said i couldn’t publicize “open bar” so I had to keep it a secret. During this time everyone will mingle and get drunk.
Even if you’re on the list – first come first serve! Once we reach capacity then we can’t let people in until 11pm.
11PM to 2AM
– Not open bar. We can let like 100-150 more people in. So if you’re not on the Private Party list, then don’t fret. First come, first serve!
This is when the music gets hoppin’ too with some Dirt Nasty music. I really don’t give a fuck if you’re on a list or not at this point.
OK?
Sorry! PPC.bz throws exclusive shit and we can’t just let everyone in. Way of the world.
So if you’re in the Private Party list you will probably get an email. You won’t get an email if you didn’t opt-in because you’re a clown.
I prioritized the list like this –
1) Important people, performers, sponsors.
2) Affiliates
3) People with vaginas.
4) Everyone else.
Pro Tip: Tip
I don’t know what the fuck it is about some of you people, but please fucking tip. Anyone who works in service knows, people that don’t tip are pieces of shit. You work in an industry that pretty much prints money and are too cheap to tip?
It doesn’t matter if it’s an open bar or cash bar – TIP!
If you don’t know how to tip- it works like this. Give the person giving you a drink $1 for every drink they give you. If you want to be taken care of by a bartender the whole night – slip them a $20 or more so they remember you at the beginning of the night, and still tip occasionally.
It just bothers me that at some of these parties in this industry, the service doesn’t get taken care of. These folks work hourly for a wage, so they make their money off tips. The amount of fun people have is directly proportional to the speed of drinks being served – and the service will suck if no one is tipping.
This has been a public service announcement.




Damn, wish I could have made it out there. Eagle offered to drive me in his Bentley and everything
Yeeaaaa maybe ya boi dollas will get up on stage and start rappin. shout outz to you barman lets fuck some bitches!
lol I want a video
I would have never thought that tipping was an issue in the affiliate space! shhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttt
Working in nightlife for a few years, you learn the importance of that quick. I typically go for being the bartenders favorite customer, and by the end of the night that has it’s value. ;)
Big ups on this! Stoked.
What’s up with the dirt nasty groupies. they on the pre-party guestlist?? ;P
Tip but don’t act like since you tipped a chick that she wants your other tip. Hated the douchebags that did that shit at the bar when I was bouncing.
no need to make it rain just tip appropriately lol
at ASW i couldn’t believe how many people weren’t tipping at some or the parties I was at. It was like “have you fuckers never been to a sponsored event before?”
Untrue. They love the D.
Sluts.
suck… I lost my eagle status… Time to get posting some comments…
It’s ok kris everyone knows you’re just some fag that bought Ruck’s blog. No need to front.
parteeei! animals out there!
If affiliates arent tipping thats pretty pathetic. Next show im at im gonna watch the bar and out people.
Does it really surprise anybody that affiliates don’t tip well? We are always reluctant to pay for software that someone develops and we always want handouts.
Prime examples: Facebook Ad Manager, Mr. Green’s POF Tool.
I think some of that is the issue of “is this software secure enough” though
What’s that have to do with a person not wanting to pay for it? They’re just going to bum it from someone else and use it after they get it for free and won’t ever purchase it.
Heh yeah.
Bartender: “Here’s your drink”
Affiliate: “Rvw copy pls?”
hahahahahahahah
you have a golden heart barman
How can I attend this private party? Me another gf of mine?