Aight Let’s Make Buddy Famous

Our buddy Shane made what some circles of frieds would call, “A Come-Back Video.”

Watch it first. Pay careful attention.

“For all the haters on Wickedfire…sayin’ that its fake, he printed it from the computer…”

Let’s have a quiz. Let’s call it …

Where’s Shane’s Money?

Question 1: How did Shane Get his Money?

A) Straight Gangster Shit
B) Slingin’ Berries and Kits
C) Robbing Grannies
D) Pimping out Ryan Eagle.

Question 2: Shane has ________ in his house.

A) A Punk Bitches Body
B) Grandmama Kool Aid
C) Wooden Panels
D) All of the Above

Question 3: At what rate does Shane count his through his real money stack?

A) $2,000 per second
B) $100,000 per second
C) 100 Benji’s per second
D) 0. Counterfeit does not count

Question 4: Shane is trying to make barman do what?

A) Eat a dick
B) Commit to a Tyler Cruz ® Hoagiez™ eating contest
C) Make him famous like he did Ryan Eagle
D) Dance

Question 5: How is the .bz extension of ppc.bz pronounced.

A) Dot biz
B) Dot beezy
C) Dot beezy fo’ sheezy
D) Dot bizzle fo’ shizzle resvizzle.

Question 6: Jay Kim is a _________

A) Bitch motherfucker
B) Dumb prick
C) Homo
D) Freemason

Question 7: Shane is attention-whoring so that he may do what?

A) Launch a network
B) Probably launch a network
C) Really? Every kid out there – they gotta have a network now? What the fuck is this shit coming to? Who are their affiliates? LIttle cousin Jackie and Pete from down the street?
D) Drop an a mixtape

Question 8: Shane knows which fighting style?

A) None
B) Karate
C) Ju jitsu mu mitsu
D) He don’t care

Question 9: Shane wants to do what?

A) Put up his chain for Ryan Eagle’s pinky ring and watch
B) See you in the ring
C) Stop hating
D) All of the above

Question 10: Having $10,000 in cash, leaving it around a house that appears to be in a questionable neighborhood, take video on yourself flaunting your cash, posting video on Youtube, talk shit to people on wickedfire, whose members can find out a lot shit pretty quickly, and can advertise your video to anyone within a 1 mile IP range to let the neighborhood know “Yo that punk Shane got what in his house?!?! LET’S RIDE! is probably ….

A) Safe
B) Cool
C) A Bad Idea
D) “Hey who’s at the door….?”

Bonus Question: Ryan Eagle thinks Shane is _________

A) A really cool, but misunderstood kid
B) Someone you can get to know
C) a person with a heart of gold
D) Peasant

I want your answers on my desk by morning!

I love when material just falls into my lap.

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