Billy Mays Keyboard

July 2nd, 2009 by Barman Leave a reply »

This is the funniest thing you will see today. I GUARANTEE IT!

Just push the BILLY MAYS BUTTON while writing your ads and you will see an 400% increase in CTR!

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But that’s not all! Press the BILLY MAYS BUTTON after shaving and you will instantly grow a full beard. IN JUST MINUTES!

8 Responses

  1. Contempt says:

    That and the layout change really shows the dedication.

  2. Eric says:

    By far the funniest thing today….. Alot of people watched that pitchman marathon last night…. that was good stuff

  3. Danger Brown says:

    I love it! Where can I buy one. Do they sell these on Ebay?
    Seriously, I’ve got perma-smile now from reading your post.
    Danger

  4. Smaxor says:

    Classic….

    Man I watched that last night and still can’t believe he’s gone. How shitty is that. When he really made it he pretty much died right after that. Sucks man, sooo shitty.

  5. Abrom says:

    You need to replace ‘Ctr’ with “Abrom” because I am always in control.

  6. Alex says:

    Billy Mays was one of a kind. For anyone selling online there is so much to learn from Billy. It is shitty to die right at your peak. Every thing was going great for the guy. Now all we have is Vince ShamWow.

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