Your Network Sucks. They all suck ass. Our network is the best. Here is who sucks more than us.
- HyrdaNetwork Sucks
- Copeac Sucks
- Advaliant Sucks
- Convert2Media Sucks
- Ads4Dough Sucks
- YepRevenue Sucks
- Azoogle Sucks
- Market Leverage Sucks
- Firelead Sucks… Really, what the fuck is a Firelead?
These networks all suck and our network is the shit. No Contest. We Rule at Everything. Here are some things we rule at:
- Our Offers Guaranteed to Convert within 40 clicks – Fuckin’ pissed cause your shit don’t convert within 40 clicks? Our shit is guaranteed to convert. It doesn’t suck. We’ll stuff the lead for you.
- Top Payouts That Don’t Suck – Top Payout means Top Payout. It rules. If you’re not getting the Top Payout on our network we’ll shave someone leads so you do.
- We’ll Steal Landing Pages For You – We’ll give you the copy, offers, and even the fake names to use. It rules. Shit converts. Other networks suck
Roll with us. We don’t suck.
Sincerely,
- ROIShare
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hahahahahaha – ROIShare is a failure!
I’d appreciate if you’d remove my name from this post, I will give you until tomorrow or you will be hearing from my lawyers.
Sincerely,
I require converters at 20 clicks, otherwise not possible.
I miss out on the roishare lols ,I guess. Smaxor still calls me fname though.
ROIshares girlfriend converts on 1 click.
Okay I warned you
Okay your right, I suck balls. Never mind the whole lawyer thing
BB_Wolfe called this one a long time ago, but funny as hell!
roishare makes my vagina tingle
Advaliant has lost my data and can’t keep track of my clicks. The worst of them all.