Dickrolling Scammers Is Fun

February 6th, 2009 by Eli Leave a reply »

I got this interesting email today from someone claiming to be from Godaddy billing department but with a different number that happens to be a market expansion line for the same area code as Godaddy.

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According to a bunch of comments on 800notes.com its obviously a scam where they try to phish your godaddy account and get your credit card info. So I decided to have a little fun with them. Unfortunately I didn’t think I could pull it off and did it on a whim so I didn’t get it recorded, but here’s the general transcript.

<THEM> Thank you for calling billing this is Keith how may I help you?
<ME> Hi, I got an email from Matthew saying my account has expired and now my website goes to some Godaddy page whats going on?
<THEM> No problem I can help you out with that. What’s your customer number and I’ll look up your information.
<ME> Umm I don’t know my customer number. How would I find that? Should I talk to Matthew he’s the one who emailed me he’ll probably have it.
<THEM> Unfortunately Matthew is not available but I can still help you out. What’s the email address on the account. I can find your customer number from that.
<ME> James@makemoniesonline.com
<THEM> Okay got it. It looks like your account has expired. What is your name and the domain you got the email about?
<ME> James and its makemoniesonline.com (spelled it out for him). How did it expire? I thought it wasn’t supposed to expire for another month or so! Now its gone and my website is going to some Godaddy page.

<THEM> Yes your domain doesn’t expire until April but its probably a problem with the hosting.
<ME> My hosting? Oh no I thought my hosting was good. Does my website work for you? I just get a godaddy page.
<THEM> Yep I just get the godaddy page to.
<ME> You sure?
……..You spin me right round baby rig…..
*CLICK*

The number is 480-366-3333 if anyone feels like calling and spreading the good word about the make monies :)

If anyone does a successful dickroll and gets it recorded please post a link and I’ll put it into the post!

Results
Pr0xyhub and Rudedogg with a successful dickroll

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25 Responses

  1. Miguel625 says:

    Is there a punchline somewhere in that call?

  2. Kris says:

    Oh man this is going to be another Car Sales thing isn’t it…

  3. Ad Hustler says:

    This is HILARIOUS. Don’t fuck with the PPC.bz crew.

  4. Contempt says:

    funny part – the from and signature emails are different in the screenshot. :P

  5. Miguel625 says:

    Still waiting for the punchline, damn how long is this audioclip?

  6. Barman says:

    Miguel has been listening to this phone call for 12 hours

  7. Eli says:

    Miguel doesn’t realize its looping

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  10. Lorenzo says:

    Haha good shit!

  11. kingofsp says:

    ahahahahahah, fantastic.

  12. wigger mcgavin says:

    Ahahha. You guys…

  13. andrew wee says:

    We just need someone calling with a vietnamese accent:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqr3aM-oxc

  14. Raj Sukhdeep says:

    Why you so serious find funny twirly penis?

  15. Build Muscle says:

    Oh man please tell me this will be a regular feature on PPC.bz. Who will you teledickroll next? Also, if you call me I will not answer my phone!

  16. Riley Pool says:

    Damn, that guy was making it difficult as fuck! ahahahaha

  17. Steven says:

    I got a call from that same number today, also telling me my domain had expired. The best part: it was really GoDaddy.com. They pulled up a bunch of my account info that they would not have had if they were scammers. I told them nothing, other than my zipcode for verification.

    In conclusion: you dickrolled Godaddy. Good times.

  18. Rob says:

    ummm…. yah. It really is godaddy… so congratz on being a jackass to customer support. lol I don’t think it’s a bad thing though… when you are in phone support or sales you HAVE to have thick skin. Only the strong survive haha. If you are going to call and get commission off me then Imma make you work for it…

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