How To Get Laid Working From Home

November 19th, 2008 by AMNigga Leave a reply »

Many people in AM work at home and don’t go out because they’re ugly and spend all day hitting on affiliate managers. I am going to teach you how to get laid.

Step 1:

Make a lot of money

That is the only step, now let’s share how to put step 1 to use in different scenarios…

Fat People:

It is important to tell people you got fat eating out every night at Morton’s, Nobu, etc. Do not mention you really eat at Applebees.

Short People:

Stack $100′s in your shoes and you will look taller. No one standing on stacks of $100′s looks short to any female.

Ugly People:

I suggest one of those late night TV local things. Although I’ve had no experience with them, Ryan Eagle said livelink and quest came through big. It will cost a few stacks but it’s worth it.