What up you shady fucking guidos!
Tired of motherfuckers jackin your campaigns? Networks not paying? All the other shit that makes your life a living hell as an affiliate marketer?
Announcing Protection.PPC.bz
Now here’s a service you can really use! We know you’re a scrawny bitch that couldn’t fuck up a fly, but that’s why we’re here. We can do the dirty work. Oh whats that? You thought we were gonna launch a Keyword tool or Campaign manager? Shit motherfucker, you don’t know how PPC.bz rolls.
First off, props to LandingPower for hooking up the design.
The service is still a work in progress. Let’s call it a softlaunch. It’s not easy to find goons in all 50 states and those Canadian Providences. It requires a lot of work and money to find bad ass motherfuckers that shall remain nameless.
Our work is guaranteed. We may not be the cleanest clean-up guys in the business, but we get the job done.
Launch Protection.PPC.bz
Think this is out of line? Fuck You! Pay Me!
Not happy with our prices? Fuck You! Pay Me!
Oh what’s that, you can’t pay? Bruno, get over here!
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Nice if i do a review on my blog can you give me a coupon code MANBOOBS 0.001 Off
hahahahaha holy shit barman you’re fuckin awesome
This is awesome, I’m linkin my readers to your new service.
Amazing
Oh snap
Are your services available in China (specifically for dickhead chinafucks)?
Oh shit.
Barman — I need some protection: someone stole my “i have man boobs” handle! (srlsy)
Review copy plz?
Is there a refund policy?
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real mature kids. real mature.
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Hey can my partner in crime Cruz, Tyler cruz do a review on the service?
Where the hell is the bulk pricing?
new handle…not really
Wait wheres waldo
Can’t wait to see this poppin’ up on zacjohnson.com blog comments ;-)
… and LOL on the duodenal bypass surgery, nice touch.
- The Original Poster
zac won’t know what to think “should I be angry, is this a compliment, how do they know about my boobs?!?!?” C&Ds’ll be flyin.
-mad props to the original poster
Finally upgraded to a Ford 150 now my man boobs wont touch the steering wheel :D
-mad props to the 2nd poster
haha…nice
you should get a stupid cartoon character of yourself skinny with a pile of cash around you pointing both fingers like you are giving two prostate exams. peeps will forget about your boobs….. just a thought
Like this http://www.tylercruz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/75.jpg
I’ve got a good one for Tyler… don’t you worry about a thing, the Abrom will take care of you.
- The Original
Oh, and when ZJ wets himself he can send a C&D to deeznuts@********.com
thees is already available in Russia.
Good luck anyways.
This is fuckin great thing. I am really waiting for more..
Can you use this against anyone? well you know, I’ve gotten some letters and visits from men in suits…