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Ryan Eagle Gets eInterviewed

December 29th, 2008 by ZeroOne Leave a reply »

Got that fools life secrets in here. tacoX = ryan eagle.

[tacoX] whats good
[zero1two] so help us get in the mind of hoes cars clothes money
[zero1two] whats the day to day life like
[tacoX] man, its just a lifestyle for me now
[zero1two] pimpin acai
[tacoX] pimpin acai
[tacoX] talkin shit

[zero1two] mhm
[tacoX] hentai sites u know
[zero1two] i do know.
[tacoX] just doing my thing man I got haters
[tacoX] but they keep me motivated
[zero1two] so what stats do you refresh first in the morning?
[zero1two] mytoppayout?
[tacoX] lmao
[tacoX] hell no dude that dude is a fool
[zero1two] as seen on tv network stats?
[tacoX] i dont even refresh the stats anymore
[tacoX] i got peoples doing that for me
[zero1two] o shit
[tacoX] i just get right to the campaigns you know
[tacoX] the email answering
[tacoX] the daily grind.
[zero1two] so what soundtrack do you have for refreshing?
[zero1two] or in this case
[zero1two] for your workers to refresh to
[zero1two] for you
[zero1two] biggie? snoopie?
[tacoX] you know I bump that G shit all day long. mobb deep
[zero1two] von doogan?
[zero1two] ah
[tacoX] i dont got respect for doogan man I gotta hate on the foo
[zero1two] ouchies
[tacoX] im gonna start some e-beef with him.
[zero1two] what about dullspace and rob hustle?
[tacoX] dullspace got props
[zero1two] would you pimp slap them?
[tacoX] i’m down with his chill beats
[tacoX] i cant say I’ve heard rob hustle yet – guess I’m outta the loop
[zero1two] you could definitely say that
[zero1two] alright
[zero1two] so whats more propah
[zero1two] your whip game, or your kick game?
[zero1two] take time for this one.
[tacoX] i’ve been coppin shoes like crazy these days you know I gotta match it up keep fresh for the scallywags
[zero1two] word.
[zero1two] who stuffs more cookies, you or the dough boy?
[tacoX] stuffin’ cookies? who told you
[tacoX] i’m legit man u all know that
[tacoX] haha
[zero1two] this pic of you did: http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u239/mago1cholo/doughboy1503_1_.jpg
[zero1two] clearly you after stuffing cookies
[tacoX] tru dat you know I rock bandanas to keep it fresh and G
[zero1two] it says on your blog that you’ve been sober for 5 months, how have you managed to stop snorting acai that long?
[tacoX] get money get paid
[zero1two] any tips for us trying to get off it?
[tacoX] i had to stop talking to all the other acai sniffers
[zero1two] ah
[tacoX] and just move on
[zero1two] interesting technique
[tacoX] acai nearly ruined my life
[zero1two] so you cut off communication with darryl mcgee?
[tacoX] the powder is hard to get off of.
[tacoX] i prefer to call him darryl strawberries, but yes
[zero1two] speaking of which, did you rape ethug mcgee after he stole from you?
[tacoX] he is an asshat and I will spit in his face at ASW
[zero1two] and more importantly, did he enjoy it?
[zero1two] so you havent. all in good time.
[tacoX] i e-bitch slapped him
[zero1two] even better
[tacoX] and he been a bit upset but fuck that foo
[tacoX] i dont waste time with cheap chatter
[tacoX] and that fool aint worth my fucking time
[zero1two] any tips for our readers on how to boost those acai converts?
[tacoX] kim kardashian ads
[zero1two] thank you for your valuable time.
[tacoX] thank you
[zero1two] Im sure it aint nuttin but a G thang.
[tacoX] another day another dollar

Needless to say I got an eVite to his next acai top baller conference.

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12 Responses

  1. Contempt says:

    Oh shit son my income has literally tripled by just READING this interview. GOD SAKE!

  2. Sohan says:

    Another day anotha dolla nigguh

  3. Ruck says:

    I HEART this guy

  4. deStone says:

    I have to admit, i’m on the ryan eagle fan train now.

  5. Ryan Eagle says:

    money
    hoes
    cars
    clothes

    thats all I know.

  6. dullspace says:

    $$$ GET PROPS + GET PAID $$$

  7. James says:

    money
    cars
    clothes
    hoes
    jail-
    bars
    hell-
    no

  8. JV says:

    Selling as a clickbank ebook Plx!1one

  9. lame says:

    who cares… yawn. next. God im gay.

  10. What if I combine Kardashian’s ass with Jessica Simpson’s boobs and Angelina Jolie’s lips? In this case will I rule acai? Preach on.

  11. Kris says:

    pimpin those berries aint easy.
    money, hoes, cars, cloths, berries

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