Ok we wanted to give you guys something special before the year ended at PPC.bz so Barman called me up and said, “Old School, you been around. Come up with a post to end the year on a good note and start 2009 with a bang!”
So I hit up my stoner pal and brainstormed what could we do. We thought about it for days and days… and couldn’t come up with shit. But then, my stoner buddy said, “ All the rage in the beginning of 09’ is ASW in Vegas”. Then boom! Click! A light bulb went on.
So we would like to introduce to you the…
PPC.BZ ASW 09’ GET PROOF GET PAID SCAVENGER HUNT
The rules are simple. We have 10 tasks you need to do, find, or complete. Each task is worth a certain amount of points. The clown that completes the most tasks and submits pictures or proof to PPC.bz after the conference (deadline Feb. 1st) wins a prize worth $250 from PPC.bz. Also, there will be a few tasks you can get points for IF you complete 7 out of the 10 main tasks. Trust us! All 10 of these things will actually happen at ASW. So let’s get down to business!
Tasks 1 through 10 will be worth 5 points a piece and the bonus taks will have their points listed next to the task.
10. Take 3 pictures of Smaxor, in 3 different outfits, with his chest hair out flailing in the dry desert air.
9. Get a picture of at least 5 Wickedfire members that are confirmed queers… that means no fake gheys posing for pics so that you get a prize.
8. Have at least a 30 minute chat with Bofu2U about blackhat and record it.
7. Get a picture of you & Amit Mehta wearing either a sweater vest or corduroys while you give him bunny ears.
6. Find tmoneyfromwickedfire and get a picture of you polishing his shoes.
5. Get 10 pictures of Andrew Wee taking pictures of others. This shouldn’t be hard task.
4. Get a video of someone dumping beer on deStone.
3. Buy Barman a shot of Jaeger.
2. Get a picture of Scott Richter sucking on a cherry.
1. Get a picture of some chick flashing her tits in the exhibit hall.
BONUS TASK:
Bonus 1: Rickroll the Nickycakes session and get it on video. + 25 points.
Bonus 2. Get a video of someone throwing shoes at Tobsn during or right after his session. + 35 points.
Bonus 3. Get video of you taking and eating John Chow’s food off his plate while he is trying to take a snapshot of it. + 45 points
Ok. That’s it. Print the list and complete the tasks. Submit everything by Feb. 1 and the person with the most points will get a $250 prize.
NOW GO GET PROOF GET PAID!







Bonus 2: And watch your ass get stormed by security.
Have at least a 30 minute chat with Bofu2U about blackhat and record it. – I’ve had that one recently, but not recorded – lol.
10 points for finding me NOT with one of your sisters.
I’d so do this if I was going. Someone please do bonus #3
Actually I probably wouldn’t do it because I’m kind of a pussy. But I still want someone to do bonus #3
The images these tasks conjure up in my mind are hilarious.
I have a good feeling someone will do #3
wow jamesh you’re a huge pussy. if you’re shook just stay the hell home.
I would take John Chow’s food solely for the satisfaction it would bring me to rob him of something he holds so dear.
Just FYI #8 can be done at any of the parties I’m going to. Just get me drunk and I’ll easily ramble for 30 minutes, jesus.
Can I use proof from last year? I already about about 4-5 of these knocked down.
Oh its on… I’m gonna PwN
No you can’t use shit from last year.
2 Bad I am the only one who can officially complete task 9 (I got papers and all!) so you guys have no chance bitches!
hey! i never saw that bonus comment! wtf!