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This is How the Ballers Roll

June 23rd, 2009 by Barman Leave a reply »

If you don’t have a blog, you ain’t shit. And if you have a blog and you’re not posting your stats, then you also ain’t shit. Real ballers aren’t afraid to post their stats online.

Here’s a gem I found in my referral logs from Matthias Elmer. His latest post, “The Week So Far…,” is something we should all strive for. I mean seriously, look at these numbers! They’re massive! That’s like what an Indian makes breaking 1,000 captchas. Easy money!

Better yet is his first “I made money online” post. He’s just getting started here and already balling out of control!

Matthias’ finger must hurt from refreshing stats all day. Super Affiliate Tip: Write a script that will automatically hit F5 for you and at the same time play all of the PPC.bz classics while you refresh those stats!

19 Responses

  1. Ad Hustler says:

    Nothing like losing 54 cents and bragging about it.

  2. Matt Fraser says:

    Im just suprised he got laid

  3. alexa7 says:

    Google Slapped in 44 clicks flat.

    Google giveth Google taketh away.

  4. MarketTech says:

    Makin money, gettin laid… He’s sure livin the life… Almost ready to right an e-book about it.

  5. I bet that one lead was him putting in his email.

  6. if he’s that good at making money, I can’t wait to read his essay on laying girls. next level+

  7. Matt says:

    Haha thanks for the backlink :)

  8. Abrom says:

    I guess I’m not a balla for not posting my two dolla bills online like this playa.

  9. Dullspace says:

    See fname for a second, cheese, then photo.

  10. Dan Anderson says:

    “LOLOLOL thanks for the back link suckerZ!”

    Standard weak ass response from butt hurt internet heroes.

  11. Murali says:

    “Ball Till Ya Fall Son”

  12. phrench says:

    Damn, I thought emp and me are the only guys living in Zurich, which make money online.
    Looks like some serious competition!

  13. Penis says:

    Please post your links on my forum http://www.uberaffiliate.com/forum/

  14. ricdes says:

    He be ballin soon son.

    Cheeseland based AM’s ftw.

  15. Hannah says:

    Hahahah Justin’s comment is awesome.

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