This post is about the upcoming Affiliate Summit West show, happening in Las Vegas January 8th thru 10th.
Now, there are two main things that people keep pestering me about… Am I fighting Shoemoney and Where the Parties At?
Affiliates with No Balls
Let’s start with Shoemoney.
No I will not be fighting Shoemoney.
As much as I wanna do this, Shoemoney has health concerns regarding his precious appendages.
While I’m not going to run around claiming this cheesy, give-away victory, I do encourage all of my readers to call Shoemoney a pussy, bitch, or nancyboy at every opportunity.
Also, Clickbooth jacked the Fight Night idea, but theirs will probably suck. It doesn’t look like there will be actual fights. Just meet Randy Coulture and shake his hand or some shit.
Affiliate Ball
Next is some information on one of the better parties for Affiliate Summit, Affiliate Ball.
PPC.bz ( The Party Planning Committee ) passed on the party torch to Darren at last years ASW 2011. The performer was 3 6 Mafia and it a lotta fun, but I’m not even going to lie and say my brain wasn’t warped on drugs during that whole conference. I haven’t been to a conference since last year’s Vegas, so I can’t say anything about the awesomeness of Affiliate Ball parties since, but Darren is a godamn professional.
Below is Darren’s detail’s of the Affiliate Ball. Sign up or Sponsor, FOOL!
Sponsorships are still open.
Hit up Darren – info [@] affiliateball.com!
This time around, we really stepped up our game up a notch.
MaxBounty Presents The Affiliate Ball will have a top 3 performer of the decade named by Billboard, Nelly. He’s going to perform a full concert infront of 2500 invited guests of the Ball. I recommend everyone interested in attending should register online at http://affiliateball.com/registration.html to guarantee their ticket. All passes can be picked up at our Affiliate Ball Meet Market table.
We are the only “official” party of the Affiliate Summit on January 9th. We welcome everyone at the show to come party with us. For those who don’t like Nelly’s music, we still have a few DJ’s that play a mix of everything and some smoking hot Go Go dancers provided by our friends at EnvyusMedia/Scrubkit. YT Cracker is one of our super star DJ’s. The other is DJ Diamond who was also the DJ for Beyonce, Prince, Diddy, Executioners, Making Da Band and more. He’s a battle DJ and puts on a crazy show.
This event has a few reserved tables left, all of them come with HUGE exposure. If anyone is interested, I’ll put a logo on the big screens all night in rotation, text link on the site and promo in our RSVP’d newsletter, thanks on the microphone and 20 VIP’s with every table. Super deal right now,your peeps can hit me up directly at info [@at ] affiliateball.com. Trust me, I’m not breaking the bank on my prices. I will guarantee this party will be regarded as the best party and the biggest of all time. I’ve thrown some good ones too so that’s big statement ;)
For those who don’t know, the party is on January 9th (Monday night), starts at 9:30 until whenever. Same venue as last years when we did Three 6 Mafia, Crown Theater at the Rio.
Oh yeah, one last thing I’d like to address. In the past, before I started throwing the big parties at these trade shows, there were horrible girl to guy ratios at industry parties. That has changed this year with the Affiliate Ball. Also consider that most women at the show are dying to see Nelly and are huge fans. You might even see more girls then guys this time!
Get in where you fit in…







Shoemoney a pussy, bitch, and nancyboy
but I’m not even going to lie and say my brain wasn’t warped on drugs during that whole conference. —— I somehow feel responsible for this
If you look closely at Shoemoney’s neck, it looks like an old vagina.
Fuck you idiot..Whay are you linking a virus site. My computer crashed.
Looking forward to Affiliate Summit in Vegas this year!!
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