Shoemoney’s sick obsession with me has finally reached a boiling point. While I’ve tried to remain nice and civil, and bite my tongue about the stupid shit he does constantly (basically not making fun of him as much as I used to) he has decided to call me out and challenge me to an MMA fight.
To give some backstory, Shoemoney approached me with this idea for an April Fool’s joke a few weeks back which I declined. It’s well past April Fool’s and Shoe does it anyway, so I can only assume it’s not a joke.
Well, fuck this clown. I accept the challenge under this condition.
Do it at Affiliate Summit East New York
Why are we waiting till Affiliate Summit West? That’s like 9 months away and I don’t think my rage for bashing Shoemoney’s skull in will last that long. I want to fight at Affiliate Summit East which is about 4 months away. That’s ample time for an out-of-shape internet nerd to get his shit together (and Shoemoney too.)
Unless there are laws in NY that won’t allow us to do this, I don’t see any reason to wait so long for a fight. If we can’t do it in NY then I’m jumping this fucker in a dark alley anyway.
Also (I’d just talk to Shoemoney about these but since he’s a pussy he makes that post then disappears from the internet the whole day)
1. Charge for Tickets – Pretty sure a lot of people would want to see this so why not raise more money for charity?
2. Add More Fights – Why not make a big deal out of this and add a few cards to the ticket? I know a bunch of people in the game who do MMA or box and would love to fight (unfortunately, you all can’t fight Shoemoney).
3. Let Me Pick My Charity – While I’m sure the Wounded Warriors Foundation could use the money, I’d much rather give to a charity of my choosing such as DonorsChoose.org
4. I Get to Punch All of Shoemoney’s Dick Huggers in the Face – I’m sure Suemoney will have his gang of Warrior Forum ball-lickers following him around everywhere (now that I think about it, I doubt they could afford the ticket to any conference) It would be an honor to get to punch the losers that think he is some god in the throat too, after I stomp their Lord and Savior into submission (If not his fans, then John Chow. He’s got reach but he’s going a big target with those teeth)
Ok that last one is pushing it. The first 3 I’m serious about though.
eweezy (5)
Andrew (3)
Barman (3)
Grind (3)
groomez (2)
Hillary (2)
Jake (2)
John Bowman (2)
Papajohn56 (2)
Abednego (1)
go get em tiger
I want to see NickyCakes vs. John Chow!!!
omg that would be awesome
viking vs ninja
Dino Vedo vs. ?? xxx ;)
My gut tells me this is just a publicity stunt to try and increase traffic to his blog so he can get more advertising revenue, but if this actually happens then kudos.
He’s made these statements before and not followed through though, so probably not gonna happen.
If it does happen, I fully expect the loser to appear on a Youtube video in a dress saying they are the winner’s bitch.
nickycakes vs tobsn
wut? did i miss something?
only backwards thinking retarded losers who ride vip on the failtrain would want to fight me. am i right?
i would never fight nicky, and im sure he doesnt has any urge to fight at all.
If shoemoney bails on this, he’s officially the biggest douche alive. KO this bitch!
MMA is illegal in New York still. But, you could set it up in Massachusetts or maybe Jersey which isn’t too far away.
you shut the fuck because you need an ass whoopin too
Hahaha!
LOL
1) I thought we actually did discuss it and you said it would be glorious to bash my face in or something like that. I would have to look at the conversation.
2) New York is one of the 3 states that its illegal.
We could do it in New Jersey though. Kurt Pelligrino has a gym there and he is down.
If we did it in Jersey we also would not have to give the money to coutures foundation. Peligrino will do it for nothing.
I dont really care about the charity to be honest.
Its funny how people say I train with Randy Couture lol… I have been to his gym 2 times in my life and 1 time I worked out with Shawn Thompkins.
Whatever. Dont bitch out.
If you want a prefight I’d love to fight Jon.
Come on Barman you know no fight will happen.
It’s either a late April Fools prank, or an attempt by Shoemoney to get a crowd to do another product launch.
I would be pleasantly surprised if I am wrong.
Definitely sounds like a link bait, I would love to see a fight though.
“I dont really care about the charity to be honest.”
You suck, go catch aids and die slow. K thnx.
hmmm did I hear Link Baiting?
i think it’s a bluf:D but I can’t wait to see how it ends, if it’s real:)
KICK HIS FUCKIN ASSSSS
If it goes down I’d love to watch.
BEAT THAT FATASS TO THE GROUND
Waiting for this
*popcorn.gif
This is going to be “epic.”
I too want to call out barman for a fight. Inb4 any other ***Moneysssss
There is a line of about 150 people in this industry that want to bash the arrogant, white trash, loser that is DoucheMoney’s face in. Do a good job!
You talk down on shoe, and link to this shit?
innnetsmarketing.con?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSSOSLSOLLOLOLSOLOLOSLOLSOL
You hate shoe because he pushes more newb shit than you do!
I especially like the part on your Fan page where you fav Ryan Deiss:
http://www.facebook.com/InternetMarketingIMC
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSSOSLSOLLOLOLSOLOLOSLOLSOL.
Tell ya what – I’ll fight you at affiliate summit west. For charity. All money goes to the C2M keg.
that’s not my page dumbass
He was referring to the comment he replied to.
roflmao….omg this is goonna be cool. I want to see a video of it, man this is becoming interesting. A UFC fight between 2 internet savvys…wow im speechless.
HAHAHA, I just saw this post. I love it, I would love to watch. In fact, let me know about a sponsorship. I’d love to be in on this.
Stone cold THUGZ dwell in Nebraska- ya HearD Meh!?
you guys should invest in some white gloves. nothing says you’re my bitch like a slap in the face via white glove.
AW SNAP GETTING DIRTY IN JERSEY SONNNN… We need to get the Ian Fernando party bus going over the bridge to make sure this goes off properly.
There better be beer for the crowds and fuck yes charge for a ticket, raise more for charity and do the damn thing!!
Party Bus + Affiliate MMA Fight = Best Conference Evar.
If my trip to Affiliate summit east was paid for, I’d gladly walk up and punch both Shoemaker and Ryan Eagle in the dome piece(even if that means I gotta spend a night in the slammer). Can’t stand neither of those cock munchers..