Shoemoney’s sick obsession with me has finally reached a boiling point. While I’ve tried to remain nice and civil, and bite my tongue about the stupid shit he does constantly (basically not making fun of him as much as I used to) he has decided to call me out and challenge me to an MMA fight.
To give some backstory, Shoemoney approached me with this idea for an April Fool’s joke a few weeks back which I declined. It’s well past April Fool’s and Shoe does it anyway, so I can only assume it’s not a joke.
Well, fuck this clown. I accept the challenge under this condition.
Do it at Affiliate Summit East New York
Why are we waiting till Affiliate Summit West? That’s like 9 months away and I don’t think my rage for bashing Shoemoney’s skull in will last that long. I want to fight at Affiliate Summit East which is about 4 months away. That’s ample time for an out-of-shape internet nerd to get his shit together (and Shoemoney too.)
Unless there are laws in NY that won’t allow us to do this, I don’t see any reason to wait so long for a fight. If we can’t do it in NY then I’m jumping this fucker in a dark alley anyway.
Also (I’d just talk to Shoemoney about these but since he’s a pussy he makes that post then disappears from the internet the whole day)
1. Charge for Tickets – Pretty sure a lot of people would want to see this so why not raise more money for charity?
2. Add More Fights – Why not make a big deal out of this and add a few cards to the ticket? I know a bunch of people in the game who do MMA or box and would love to fight (unfortunately, you all can’t fight Shoemoney).
3. Let Me Pick My Charity – While I’m sure the Wounded Warriors Foundation could use the money, I’d much rather give to a charity of my choosing such as DonorsChoose.org
4. I Get to Punch All of Shoemoney’s Dick Huggers in the Face – I’m sure Suemoney will have his gang of Warrior Forum ball-lickers following him around everywhere (now that I think about it, I doubt they could afford the ticket to any conference) It would be an honor to get to punch the losers that think he is some god in the throat too, after I stomp their Lord and Savior into submission (If not his fans, then John Chow. He’s got reach but he’s going a big target with those teeth)
Ok that last one is pushing it. The first 3 I’m serious about though.