Dennis Yu Works for the FTC

January 30th, 2010 by Barman Leave a reply »

I heard a thing or two about this way back when, but never thought Dennis Yu actually worked for the FTC.

But thanks to this tip from pwebbiz, it’s actually fucking true. Peep this document and skim to the last page.

It appears that, looking at the actual FTC Privacy Roundtable site, anyone can apply to be in these roundtables. Knowing Yu, he wants to get his name out there anyway he can, so if it all it takes is an application then he probably got one of his lackeys to do it.

Dear FTC. I know we’ve had our differences. But lets be real here. Do you even do a background check on these people? All you see is someone’s credentials, and figure, “Sure, fuck it, he looks legit.”

Maybe you did your research and realized you have the squeeling pig you’re looking for to rat out the whole industry. In that case, good move FTC. Good move.

21 Responses

  1. Damn. Can’t say I am surprised though if he was.

  2. nickycakes says:

    someone remind me….snitches get what again?

  3. anon says:

    bitches?

    snitches get bitches?

  4. Stranger things have happened….

    Muammar Qaddafi is in charge of the UN Human Rights Convention for example.

  5. sgtryan says:

    holy shit LOL nice fucking find Pomp. what a fucking little bitch, I am sure he is there just so he can snitch like a bitch.. what a fucking cock sucker. one body guard isn’t going to be enough for ad:tech, he better bring an ENTIRE fucking crew…

    • Shut up bitch says:

      Shut the fuck up you pussy. You’re not gonna do shit, and neither are the rest of these interweb dweebens… Stop playin nurga.

  6. Maybe his Techcrunch article was the entrance exam and/or fee?

  7. barman's little wiener says:

    squealing is spelled with an ‘a’

  8. John Chowder says:

    Let’s go cap his ass!

    Twitter @lomak1985

  9. Fuh Duh says:

    Snitches get stitches!!

    What a damn fag that guy is. Does he have an accent at all? I’m thinking of making a flash comic about the fucker..

  10. Ryan Eagle says:

    … that explains everything.

  11. Human says:

    Don’t you mean that the FTC works for Dennis Yu?

  12. Well one thing is for sure, Dennis knows how to rip people off. How come everyone talks about this guy if he doesn’t know jack about the industry?

  13. Josh Todd says:

    FTC + Dennis Yu = Biggest Fail in Aff Mktg

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