Fire up those Colt 45 and Magnum XL condom landers, Network.PPC.bz is having a contest!
Not to be outdone by other networks, Network.PPC.bz is throwing a contest that will have you shitting your pants!
My friend, Jonny del Negro, recently became a full-fledged pilot of personal aircraft, so we are using this opportunity to bring you the contest of a lifetime!
You’ll enjoy a breath-taking, yet very scary, flight over the beautiful city of Detroit, through the Great Lakes, and touching down in some wheat field.
Prizes
- First Place – Plane ride with 2 friends. Since the plane only holds 4 people, you can bring one fat friend or 3 skinny Asian chicks. (skinny Asian chicks preferred)
- Second Place – Personal plane ride with the pilot, who may or may not be drunk at the time
- Third Place – Due to the condition of the plane, only 2 prizes are available.
* Term and Conditions – Winner pays for fuel. Winner pays for cost of flight with earnings from network.
Yes that is the actual plane. Comes with its own cloud cover.
Robert Hughes (4)
Ron (2)
Beau (1)
Clothes (1)
Connor (1)
FlaDesign.ro (1)
Gigi (1)
iPyxel Creations (1)
Irene (1)
Jo (1)
OGRE NO FLY PLANE! OGRE SMASH PLANE!!! OGRE HATE FLY!!!!
There isn’t enough duct tape on the plane. I don’t trust it.
I have already won, this post is invalid.
who is johnny del negro and why does his name sound like a parody of my name?
word bond lesgetit… goin out jfk jr style
Lulz
Nice one. espec the terms and conditions.
Sounds liek a dennis Yu competition
I fly on the talons of Ryan Eagle.
gold
you mean you fly on his needle dick?
hi quick question about the contest, if im fat can i still bring a fat friend? thanks.
Can I bring 100 lbs of berries instead of a friend? My berries are always there for me, they listen when I am sad. Friends always let you down. ::sighs::
Good luck bros