Unofficial Affiliate Summit West 09 Wrap Up – Part Uno

Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. What can be said about this fucking town? A mecca of excess, a 24/7 party, the Olympic Sport of debauchery. We got stories to tell, some we can’t, and some we can’t even remember.

There might be one or two more posts depending on how much shit I can fit in each post, and how many waivers we get signed. Let’s get this road on the show, shall we?

PPC.BZ Attends the WickedFire Meat Market

Meet or Meat? Either way, both names apply. The PPC.bz crew stopped by the Meat Market for a couple of minutes and left because it was a sauna of sweaty affiliates. No offense guys, but that’s not really our party scene.

PPC.Bz Press Pass Goes to Waste

PPC.bz was started as a joke blog with one single goal: Get an Affiliate Summit Press Pass for the free drinks. It’s still a joke. With that goal accomplished though, PPC.bz drifts through life aimlessly, trying to be theSuperficial of the Affiliate Marketing Game.

With my Press Pass in hand, I finally made it to Affiliate Summit on Monday to meet some people. It was tough wading through all the no-name networks and sales pitches to get to where I wanted to go, but because I’m a big mofo I tell these cats to step the fuck off and they listen.

The drink passes were almost useless because you can drink for free in Vegas.

Barman Pops His Vegas Cherry

Vegas will make you poop a lot. I don’t know why it that is. It’s either the buffet food, the constant drinking, or the dry desert air, or even a combination of the three. Just a fair warning to anyone who has yet to go.

On a less disgusting note, Vegas is fun as shit. There is always something to do, and there are scantily clad womens everywhere. It was my first time there and I didn’t even scratch the surface of all the shit there is to do there.

Barman Schools Wickedfire Kids in Poker

Copeac had a poker tourney for Wickedfire members before they had their Party in the Suite. By the way, Mike Krongel is cool as shit and there’s probably good reason Copeac(look ma no referral link) is where it’s at today.

Let it be known that Wickedfire members are awful at Texas Hold ‘em, especially CorrectAd. This cat would raise like 5x big blind with Q 8 off-suit. But for some reason he ended up with the biggest chip stack towards the end of the game. I’m not trying to be a douche but play like that just drives me nuts haha.

SlightlyShady also talks a lot of shit, but is not very good either. He was coming for me, but I laid low and he eventually busted out. PEACE SUCKA!

Not to put a target on my back, but I am not great at poker, but I’m not horrible either. The reason I say I schooled people was because I survived the whole tourney as the small stack. When there was about 5 people left my chip stack was about the size of the big blind. The reason the big blinds got so high was because the dealers kept raising them. They wanted to get the fuck out of there, but the last 5 players wouldn’t budge. By the way, the dealers were smoking hot, BONG!

So anyway I took second place. The highlight of that game was BannerBlindness busting out, standing up, and giving us a sales pitch while he tossed everyone a business card. Good luck finding that $5 million fool.

Shoemoney Gangster Enough to Attend Affiliate Summit

Shoemoney attended the Copeac party to grace us all with his presence. He was smashed from hanging out at his booth all day, drinking his way out of sadness because he didn’t sell any copies of Shoemoney Tools. I’m really surprised he showed up because he called it a conference for gangsters. Maybe he brought his Shoemoney gat with him.

More to Come

If I can still remember some of the shit that went down, there will be a couple of more posts.

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