Alternative to Google Adwords

December 16th, 2009 by Barman Leave a reply »

Got that Content Slap? Got that “Fuck you we don’t need you any more banned everywhere” Slap?

Introducing…

Gurgle Adwerdz

31 Responses

  1. Sonny Forelli says:

    That’s the best thing PPC.bz has ever created. I’m all for an anchor text SEO campaign for ‘adwords’

  2. Oh Haiiii Durrrrr Barmannnnn

    Hurrr DURRR I love gurrglezzzz

  3. $20 says your dumbass gets sued for TM infringement here.

  4. Danger Brown says:

    Thank you so much for bringing this new service to market. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this new PPC alternative. You have Made my Christmas.

    Thank you sir!
    Danger

  5. once again Barman saved the day to restore the affiliate marketing industry

  6. Lol, I’ve literally fell of my chair after reading this hahaha

  7. hackcorp says:

    Funny, your ads leaked before the black friday on wickedfire though. :) Seems like you added the ninja section. You should add – “We are all for the positive user experience” at the end. :)

  8. Tom Howell says:

    Hey, if Gary the Retard can become a customer service rep, could they have Artie Lange head the substance abuse program?

  9. Finch says:

    Is this what you turn on Leechblock to work on?

    HOWTHEFUCKDOESBARMANMAKEMONEY.COM

  10. Finch says:

    Unless you’re planning to phish.

    In which case, good work.

  11. Abrom says:

    Why you gotta out my traffic source?

  12. Steve Howe says:

    EPIC! Not this is cutting edge shit right here! Thanks for shedding light on this topic as I have been in the dark for so long now getting canned responses from Gary for over 1 year!

    I should have (TM) my phrases SE0, SE2, SE3 etc!

  13. bigstrov34 says:

    still waiting on the gurgle easy thuper duper profits kit offer to go live..

  14. Human says:

    Love it. Pure win.

  15. Eric Schmidt says:

    He won’t get sued, satire is protected for fair use. South park made fun of Mickey mouse, etc…

  16. Christian says:

    THAT IS PRO!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. SOMEONE NEEDED TO HIT THAT!! THE TRUTH!!!

  17. Mr. Wendel says:

    Anybody got any coupon codes?

  18. Fuck Yea says:

    Fucking Hilarious – SO TRUE – I LOVE IT

  19. Do you help us with se0 tactics? I have something I want to try.

  20. ADSDAQ says:

    To expand on this, Internet Advertising Guru David Szetela just released a new book on how to master two simple content advertising programs – Google’s AdWords content ad network and ContextWeb’s ADSDAQ Exchange – so that you can efficiently get your message out and effectively generate a strong customer base.

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