Magic Bullet System Reviewed

Let’s cut to the chase. There has been a lot of talk and hype about the Magic Bullet System recently.

It is a program created by the infamous Amish Shah and the ever-so-elusive Jay Styles. Who are these two men of mystery? While I have never met Amish in person nor smoked a blunt with Jay Styles, I always thought they were legit. That said, once you release a Guru info product, your job is done and PPC.bz has to make fun of you.

What is the Magic Bullet System?

I talk to Jay Styles a lot, and he is usually baked out of his mind. He says “This is the hottest shit ever released”. I asked him why he would sell this product when he could just use it himself, and he goes “It’s easier to sell 500 copies for $3k to newbies versus the work in creating these campaigns yourself.”

Makes sense.

So I used adwerdz to search for the Magic Bullet and the result can be found on the right.

Now you may be thinking – “How the fuck will this make a newbie like me money?”

How does the Magic Bullet System work?

After looking over my Magic Bullet review copy, I couldn’t figure out how it worked? What does it do and how does it apply to making money online?

I asked Amish and Jay Styles why they are selling this product to newbies if it doesn’t work. But they told me the secret to how it works – which I will now lay out in detail here.

Stick it up Frank Kern’s ass

In order to get your Magic Bullet System to work properly, you must first stick it up Frank Kern’s ass. If you don’t know who Frank Kern is, he is the master of selling false hope to people new to internet marketing. His list of suckers… err… customers is so big, if Frank Kern even whispers your products name in bed you will have instant riches.

How do you get your own “goose that laid the golden egg?” You have to find Frank Kern, and stick it up his ass. Leave it up there for about 30 seconds and your Magic Bullet is good to go.

Once you stick it up Frank Kern’s ass, all of the other top guru salesmen in the industry will follow. John Reese, Amit Mehta, John Chow, and all those other scumbags… err salesmen – just stick it up their asses!!!

Anyway, Magic Bullet promises to do pretty much everything from click to sale in the CPA marketing space. Just push a button and your shit is set.

1. Sit down at computer.
2. Put your favorite fruits and mixes into your Magic Bullet.
3. Push button.
4. ….
5. Profit!

Actual Magic Bullet System Testimonials

‘I used the Magic Bullet system & i got food poisening & i couldn’t afford my medical bills… after that i got the motivation to get off my ass and now i make a solid $xx.xx a day. thank you Jay Style’ — 012

‘I use the Magic Bullet to get the bitches in bed. You see, since I’m such a baller I always have chicks over. They are like you got something to drink? Then im like bam bitch i’ll make some margaritas in my Magic Bullet. After 6 or 7 they are drunk out of their minds and I just slam their hoochies’ – circa

‘i copied someone’s campaigns 100% jacked their pages & ads… they bashed in my face with a baseball bat. now due to magic bullet system i can now eat my food. the smoothies it makes are just awesome.’ – coop

‘I do payday loans and fuck people over for 450% APY. The Magic Bullet smoothies help me sleep at night’ -jonny

Edit: What if i didn’t get the joke?

The joke here is that there is already a product called the Magic Bullet that makes smoothies and shit. It also looks like a fat dildo. So that is where the ass joke comes from.

Do not actually attempt to stick anything up Kern’s body parts cause I think he knows Kung Fu and shit. Also I will promise to stop making fun of Kern in the future if he 1) smokes us out at ASW 2) tells me his secrets to those flowing blonde locks of his.

In addition, Amish’s Magic Bullet is legit (as far as info products go) so buy it if you got $3k to throw around. No affiliate link

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