How does an affiliate gangster keep his bitch ass ppc campaigns in check? He bitch slaps them, of course. You may be thinking to yourself, “Ron, how do I beat my ppc campaigns into submission?” Well, the answer is simple, and you’re an idiot for not knowing.
The first thing you need to do is ensure you’re making the most bank possible from your currently successful campaigns. You can do this by running what we in the industry call a split test. This is also known as an AB test, but we’re affiliate gangsters, and we do it for real. I like to call my version the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ test. How is it different you ask? Well I’ll tell you, even though your presence disturbs my well-being.
The affiliate gangster version is all about tossin’ them greenbacks in the air. Essentially, what you want to do is make it rain on them hoes. Just like the affiliate gangster you wish you were but probably never will be.
I’m Ron Mexico, stay classy.
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“Essentially, what you want to do is make it rain on them hoes”
That line was the most profound balla shit I’ve ever heard. Sounded like you were quoting aristotle.
this is spot on advice… dead nuts… only thing is, i’m pissed that this bastard Ron Mexico gave me herpes last time he was in town. Uncalled for!
Can we have gangster babies with each other… plz? k thx I don’t mind the herpes either
This is not the real Ronald Mexico, don’t believe a word he said!
this is just the alias i use to get herpes meds
I tried your method on my ppc campaigns, but I’m a tool and can’t make money online, so I applied this EXACT same method to some strippers, and, well, I’m no longer a virgin! Thank you PPC.BZ!!
Great advice, I’ll be making it rain Friday, stay tuned for updates.