Shamwow Keyword Empire

This is a step-by-step guide on how to build a shamwow keyword empire which will help you quit your job and be like deStone.

1. Start off with basic keywords that everyone knows convert. Here’s a little list I stole from Topspinner Barman:

Pomegranate, acaiwow, pedsham, shamegg, pedegg, pedegg coupons, pedegg shaving edible, michael phelps uses shamwow

Please be aware that these are a world exclusive.

2. You’re gonna so many of these that you’re gonna need more than 1 adwords account to handle these bad boys, so get a adwords MCC so you can handle it all.

3. Go over to Boston and find newbydoobycakes’s crib and knock on the door pretending to be a door-to-door acai salesman. Ask him what he would like for breakfast while taking out a baseball bat and knocking him out. Additional methods of capturing him have been covered here: http://www.ppc.bz/random/how-to-deal-with-newbcakes . After you have him wrapped in shamwow force him to make you a list of keywords that convert at a minimum of 20% and for him to draw you an lp in paint with one arm(bring a laptop).

People have reported having difficulty restraining gooberdoobercakes due to him now carrying around a pedegg for protection. Wut a foolio julio. If he is complaining during the process  feel free to talk shit about him in IRC while he is wrapped in shamwow as to convince him.

4. Paste keywords into adwords and link to my lp = great success.

-zero1two

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