Don’t Feed Tyler Campaign a Success

If you recall, a few months ago we made a post telling all affiliates to not give Tyler Cruz your money. His referral whoring has gone too far, and was becoming one chunky bastard because of it.

Well I am pleased to announce that the “Don’t Feed Tyler” Campaign is a success. Cruz is now blogging about some stupid weight loss challenge with Jonathan Volk.

The Workout Plan

If you’d like to lose weight with, here’s how it works:
– Tell Us You’re a Fat Bastard. You don’t even have to tell us. Just put your picture online. We’ll find it.
– We will make up several Photoshopped images that mock and ridicule your fatness
– We will post them, and in the post call you fat in various ways.
– You will feel guilty and depressed.
– Months later, after many long nights of sobbing yourself to sleep, you decide that you will lose weight!

It’s a pretty solid plan, isn’t it?

Who Will Win the Cruz / Volk Weight Loss Challenge

First off, who really gives a fuck? Have they run out of things to post about that this is what they’ve come to? If for some reason, you actually read Tyler Cruz, then you will have to put up with his daily weight loss posts from now on. That means much less money making tips posts from Tyler. And when I say money making tips I mean absolutely nothing informative is posted.

Second off, if you can’t lose 10 lbs in 2 months you are fucking hopeless. 10lbs can be done in 2-3 weeks (depending on your starting weight) if you put your heart into it. I predict they both “win” their challenge and not have to pay out whatever stupid bounty they have going.

The loser in all of this is their readers. Anyone can see this linkbait ploy for what it is. Put up easily attainable challenge, circle jerk on each other, and in the end no one really cares it happened.

  • I finally decided to write a comment on your blog. I just wanted to say good job. I really enjoy reading your posts.

  • obey.

  • You are right. Also, I’m gonna predict that Volk will win and Cruz will actually go the other way, then in a fit of rage at Aff Summit East, Cruz will kidnap Volk and actually try to eat him but before he does that he’ll take a picture of Volk tied up on a giant dinner plate. Just before Cruz starts biting into the skinny Volk, Shoemonkey and Chow will break into the room and stop him by telling him they will signup through his marketleverage link. This will keep his attention long enough for Gery Vaynerchuck to hit him in the head with a bottle of wine and stop the carnage. Then he will twit it.

    Could happen.

  • Berko

    Whats even funnier is that these guys blog like self help gurus and yet they are clearly both fat fucks.

  • My picture was up here for over a month and I’m still fat as fuck. What are these lies you speak?

  • ChrisS

    Thith post was seriouthly not nithe.

  • Holy Shit! I haven’t even visited his blog since I used to hangout on SitePoint back in 2003-04 and he used to brag about making 30-40 bucks a day that he made on his poker site.

    Now I visit his blog after you mentioning it, damn, what a fat fuck he has become…

    And making a big deal of losing 10 lbs. in 60 days?!?! O.o I doubt he would even want to know the kind of exercise routine I am on…

  • good luck bros in your challenge. may vishnu bless your souls in this difficult challenge you will be facing to achieve enlightenment.


  • hoichenue

    well.. it’s like I said!

  • groomez

    looks a lot like man vs food guy

  • Thats awesome, who actually ended up winning?

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