It turns out I start writing these posts as drafts, then I forget to finish and post. So technically some of these reads are from September. This very post took like 2 weeks to write. Stop judging me.

What’s good in the affiliate marketing blogosphere? Not a whole lot really, because most blogs are shit. Also i hate the word blogosphere. Almost as much as I hate that new buzzword “mocial” (mobile social media)

Anyway…

Google is getting audited by the IRS. Finally, Google gets fucked over. Sweet merciful justice. Although I’m sure their legal team is ready to ride…

Affiliate and Online Marketing Stuff

While we’re on the topic of saying F4WK J00 to Google, here are some leaked Quality Score Guidelines.

There’s probably no point to reading the rest of this post since Affiliate Marketing IS DEAD! Get out as soon as you can while there are still job openings at Subway! HURRY! RIP 11/1/11 Never Forget.

Wait, maybe it’s not dead. If you look at this survey about affiliate marketing from Econsultancy, then it looks like the space is actually getting busier. Now I’m confused! Who can I trust?

What’s Jesse Willms up to these days? Shock Marketer investigates.

CTRTard has a good bit on payday loans. Does their seediness know no bounds?

How to Bank on the Football trend from Palanchuck.com.

Prosper 1.7 was released. I haven’t messed with it yet, but CTRTard is already on it with some mods.

How big is Facebook’s dick? Sorry Pingdom but I like my title better. Pingdom also takes a look at the popularity of various social networks around the world.

DirectResponse says the Force Factor landing page is pretty good. DR also has an “Insider’s Guide to Media Buying” that is pretty interesting.

But some good news! Z6 to blogging and reveals some life lessons, then reveals a campaign. Nothing fancy, but boobies work!

ThinkwithGoogle has a pretty badass post discussing consumer behavior in real time. The data is awesome.

Do you do e-commerce? Kiss Metrics has a sweet post on killer product pages.

Mobile tap and pay will be some crazy stuff. Pay with your cellphone. Soon they will be embedded in our wrists. I just want something to vibrate inside my body when pixel fires.

As usually Finch has posts that are worth reading. Here’s a handy global market finder. I greatly enjoy this 7 Deadly Sins of Dating ads post.

Oh shit, Stack that money is getting in on the dating action too! What Women Want.

Here a little part of me dies inside because I’m linking to Zac Johnson’s post with more dating landing page tips.

Yo Dawg I hear you like posts about conversions so we put some posts about conversions in your posts about conversions so you can convert while you convert.

Aaron Wall takes it to big G. Then he proves (as if you needed proof) Google hates affiliates. Pro Tip: Stop calling yourself an affiliate and start calling yourself an Agency or some shit.

Have you ever wondered, Why Affiliate Marketing is like Picking up Chicks. Because your success rate is .04%? Because you try to do both from your mom’s basement? But seriously, Mr Green tells you.

Snoop Dogg is an old ass G.

Are you doing everything right but still failing? David at PPV Playbook looks into why this could be. Solid post.

People can’t stop clicking ads on their mobile device (at least in the financial sector). Compete has a report on this, and there are some “free” whitepapers at the end of this post.

Copywriting, Sales, and Design Stuff Stuff

Looking to mindfuck your customers? Here’s some tricks our brains play on us when it comes to sales and psychology.

I’m not going over all the good stuff at BoostCTR.com. Just subscribe and read the great content yourself, you lazy slut.

Ever wanted a shit ton of user testing tools? Smashing Magazine has you covered! Learn how people interact with your pages – you never know what you’ll discover about your users. Here’s a post from Kiss Metrics with a real eye-tracking case study.

Who doesn’t love a good infographic? Kiss Metrics has a sweet infographic with tips on how to sell more with your website.

Need free website graphics? A handy design resource from Copyblogger.

Marketing to Moms? Yahoo has some tips for you. That sweet, sweet, mommy demographic. Oh look, Yahoo has some tips for marketing to digitial dads too.

Want to reach that pesky student demographic outside of Facebook? Compete has a post on that. Here some more info on recent graduates and their student loans.

You don’t market to moms or dads or debt-ridden college grads? What about Hispanics? Please tell me you’re marketing to somebody at least!

Here’s an interesting story from Daily Conversions about consulting. Moral of the story- if you’re knowledgeable don’t sell yourself short because people might not take you seriously. The good ol’ perceived value thing.

Facebook Stuff

DM Confidential posts this press release that dives into which Facebook Posts get the most attention.

Motivation Hacks

Some of this stuff is a little cheesy, but hell, we’re not perfect. Sometimes we need a kick in the “arse.”

Looks like Finch is expanding his writing portfolio by writing a post for Filthy Rich Mind called How to Improve Your Concentration in 4 Easy Steps.

Here’s a great read on fighting micro-burnout from the creator of AppSumo. Sometimes you can lose motivation even when you love what you do.

A buncho crap from Strategic Profits: Self-confidence = power. Self-confidence boosting techniques. Take Inventory of your life. How to get motivated to do anything.

Random Stuff

Check out this great piece of journalism: How Spamming Craiglists gets your company a $1 Billion+ valuation!

14 Social Media Fails. How a single tweet can bring a company to its knees. Or politician. Whatever. Wiener.

More Facebook and Mobile Stuff to Come

I’m planning on creating a little resource for blogs specific to Facebook and Mobile Development and Marketing. That way, I will refer your lazy asses to said resource instead of reading the shit myself and making posts out of it.

Finch. One word that should send shivers down your nether regions. If you don’t know Finch, he is an affiliate marketer that writes one of the best blogs in the online marketing space. I don’t know if this is a natural ability granted to all British people, but Finch’s writing is though-out and top-notch. Words of wisdom from start to finish.

Now Finch is on a quest to shamelessly whore out his excellent literature for pennies on the dollar. Introducing, Premium Posts from Finch Sells.

Finch sent me his Premium Posts eBook just because he loves me. I’m not getting a cent. I’m posting this because I like his squeezable cheeks.

Anyway, the book is full of great information. Take Finch’s best posts, multiply it by 10x, then put it in a PDF. That’s my review. Suck on it. By this shit if you mess with PlentyofFish advertising or dating.

Waaahhh I have to spend money?
You can cry and bitch all you want about paying for content, but this is the way the world’s going. At least, it is in internet marketing.

Giving away good information for free ruins the effectiveness and usually pisses people off. When you put a price tag on something, the perceived value is actually value, because you spent real $ on it. That’s why I like this clever move by FinchSells.com.

It’s also why you’re seeing a rise in paid communities like IMGrind.com, PPVPlaybook.com, and StackThatMoney.com Forums.

Free, open communities are just not sustainable anymore. There are just too many handout-seeking, basement-dwelling, Digital-Point-failing beggars in the world today. If you believe in your product, and it’s better than anyone elses, put a price tag on that shit to keep the retards out.

October already? Really? FUCK!

Advertiser Shout Outs

If you’re interested in advertising, there may be a spot or two available.

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And now, the keywords people use to find this website. You sick, sick fuckers.

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You may have heard about EWA Network because it’s all over the internet. If there’s unsold ad inventory on a blog such as this, Birdman is buying it, putting up a slew of seizure-inducing multi-colored banners, and pissing off the blog’s readers.

But this strategy leaves a lot of mystery in its wake. Someone who is not familiar with affiliate marketing might be intrigued by one of these miraculous banners, but still has the question: “What is EWA Private Network?”

The Truth Behind EWA Network

For the answer, we turn to the world’s most respectable information site on the entire internet: Yahoo Answers.

For decades, Yahoo Answers has answered many of man’s greatest questions with the power of the collective mind. “Is there a God?” “Do I look pretty in this picture?” and the ever-classic, “How is babby formed?”

.Hack stumbled upon one question on Yahoo Answers that a lot of people have asked: What is ewa private network? (capitalization not necessary)

The geniuses who provided answers to this question show some great insight into the mystery.

But first, the question:

some of my friends they have begun talking about working and starting their own business. One of them always talks about ewa private network. I was wondering what is that?? he said he now owns his own business and such.

are they like a makreting group? do they make that much money? my friend he said he started his own business and now “husttles” or makes banks everyday….is it true? I met his friends and alot of them seem cocky, their like I drive new cars everyweek, I wipe out anyone who isnt my friend I crush competitors and I sleep with different women every night. do you really make that much??

Key takeaways

Business owners, also known as “husttlers,” make banks everyday. Friends of “husttlers” should be cocky, drive new cars every week, crush the competition, and most important sleep with a different woman every night.

Of course, every business owner should aspire for these things. Not a profitable, sustainable, and professional business but the ability to drive a new whip every day of the week and a new bitch every time you change the sheets.

The Answers to What is EWA Network

The chosen “Best Answer” is a bit of a tease.

supposidly my friend opened his own he says he advertises on facebook and myspace and he has enough money from this to pay for two cars, his college tuition but my other friend sais this is all bs and hes only lying he isnt making much

So, is Ryan Eagle all BS, or is he a multi-car owning, college tuition paying, facebook killing stud?

You can’t see him, he can barely see him.
Source(s):
Ryan Eagle

We’re getting closer to the answer…

There’s no way something like that exists! Must be a scam!

Affiliate marketing is too good to be true, therefore it is a scam. Also, affiliate marketing is dead. Again.

Affiliate marketing died a long time ago. If you hear the term make money online run because it’s not possible. Anyone who tell of this is speaking of an Urban Myth that you can sit at home and make monies from the said internet. If you want to see proof visit www.MakeMoniesOnline.com and it is all explained. Ryan Eagle is unfindable, I once heard a tale that he soars above the skies, higher than a plane. When one cannot see thyself, one cannot seek to find them.

I’m starting to worry that a lot of you Wickedfire members spend too much time on Yahoo Answers. +rep for the MakeMoniesOnline.com link, it’s a very helpful website for newbies!

But he is correct. The tales of Ryan Eagle’s of mystery and intrigue rival that of the Most Interesting Man in the World.

In fact, I heard a story once that Ryan Eagle and the Most Interesting Man in the World ended up in the same Chicago bar. The Most Interesting Man in the world was asked to leave because of the bar’s “One Alpha Male at a Time” policy.

I’m very familar with this group. They are a cult no doubt. Yes most of them are rich. They flaunt their money and talk about the wonders of capitalism and such. They Fly ” High “. They are led by a crazy young leader named Ryan who is always creating wierd pictures in photoshops of eagles doing strange things. They listen to rap music. They use slang like ‘hustle” “grind” and “stunting on competition” to brag about the way they get monies day and night. Stay far away from these people. They will brainwash you into thinking you could do this too. Nothing but a cult of young rich capatalists. A small group but they are growing odds are if you click an ad somewhere online around the world you are feeding this money whore called EWA!

I … am … speechless. This paragraph pretty much describes anyone who is “killing it” in affiliate marketing. Cult of Rich Young Capitalists. BRING ON THE DOM PERIGNON AND HAVE THIS PEASANT SHINE MY SHOES!

We make all of our money off of gay prison dating websites. It’s really hard though, nothing hits quite as hard as life, not you, not me, not nobody. So you have to go behind life’s back to get what you need, Carpe Rearem is the company motto.

The ads don’t always fit. So we jam it in, make it work, even if we get a little blood and sweat on our hands. All of our affiliates are hard 24/7.

We have this term, called banking, or “exploding” a campaign. It’s where we get so many leads behind us that we explode with profit from the inside.

We have this technique called the “Eagle”, that’s how 80% of our money is made. We have one guy sit behind two others, and he reaches in and explodes two campaigns at the same time, while getting exploded from both sides by other affiliates. It makes insane amounts of money.

Wow buddy! Don’t give away all the secrets!

its widely known that EWA is a private network. this network is in fact so private, that along with an invite, you need to know and are tested on things like: whats tattooed on his second cousins ***, how to speak pig latin, what the color of ryans shoes are on a tuesday morning, how to tie a knot like a eagle scout, and the square root of $.

This is true. To join EWA Network (well, you can’t), you need to read the Ryan Eagle Encyclopedia (11th edition was just released) front to back. If you don’t score at least an 1500 on the EWA Network entrance exam… well, better luck next year. (that is, if affiliate marketing is still around)

Mystery Solved!

The last answer on the page reveals the true secret. Unfortunately it wasn’t chosen as the “Best Answer” but when all is said and done, this is the truth.

Greetings,

EWA Network was created by Nick Throlson, Ryan Eagle is just an alter ego of his. In fact everyone in this cult called internet marketing is just an alter ego of Throlson’s. Your friend has indeed been brainwashed. I would check your friend’s neck to see if their are any vampiric bite marks, it’s one of the biggest signs that he is indeed in this cult.

What if these things could be explained? What if you can explain why your friends are driving around in super cars and iced out from head to toe? What if you can explain why Eagle has more commas in his bank account than a purebred ginger has freckles? Why is the sky blue? Why is Pace Lattin batshit crazy? Nothing can be explained… I am sorry but nothing can be explained… I wouldn’t ask more questions and pretend you never posted this. These cult members are vicious and will track you down through the googles and rape your ancestors, family, bank account, and kill you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Source(s):
JOOMLA BIBLE

There you have it. Nick Throlson is the mastermind behind all of affiliate marketing (hint hint FTC). The mystery has been solved. Nothing can be explained.

So, you wanna make a killing in affiliate marketing game but still haven’t busted that nut yet?

Then you should be running offers on the biggest social networking website on earth. For the sake of legal complications, I won’t mention this website by name. Hint: It begins with what is on the front of your head, and ends with something that you haven’t read since high school.

I won’t get into how much traffic UnnamedSocialWebsite has or how fast it’s growing or any of that bullshit. You know what it is and if you don’t then you’re probably still using payphones.

More importantly, you may have read that international opportunities are plentiful on UnnamedSocialWebsite. While the United States is congested like thirty clowns stuck in a phone booth, the international landscape is still wide open.

I also won’t say that it’s super easy to make money on UnnamedSocialWebsite. There are bidding strategies and best practices in targeting that you need to know, even if you’re the only person advertising in that country. It’s not as simple as throwing up an ad and making money (although to be honest, sometimes it is.) Even if you have the same ads, different account nuances or strategic deals with advertisers means that copy / pasting ads won’t always work.

Direct linking isn’t dead, but you can see far more success if you put in some work to figure out the power of Applications and Pages. (More on that in the near future)

But You Gotta Start Somewhere, Right?

This is where LotsofAds.com (Use “PPCBZ” for 10% OFF) comes in.

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Let’s say you heed my advice and jump into international markets. Where do you start? You can ask your affiliate manager for what’s good, or you can just pick and offer and start translating ads. This, of course, is the hard work method since you have to gather all your own data to start building solid campaigns.

So why not draw some inspiration from other peoples ads? I’ve always been one to say that creativity always wins. I’ve never been a fan of direct copy-pasting, but people do it anyway. Personally, I like to use scraper tools like these to see what niche seems to be working. Then, I create my own creatives “borrowing” the best elements from what’s already working.

LotsofAds Review – Is it pretty sweet or just kind of sweet?

Overview – LotsofAds.com (Use “PPCBZ” for 10% OFF) is essentially an ad database for UnnamedSocialWebsite. The problem with similar tools that serve the same purpose is that they rarely, if ever, went outside of the United States. This tool does that by scraping ads in about 10 countries. As of writing, there are about 400,000 ads scraped. I say got damn. You couldn’t copy all of those if you tried.

Sorting – One of the powerful features of LotsofAds.com is the sorting. You can single out almost anything whether it’s Age, Gender, Relationship Status, Ad Copy, and more.

It gets even better because you can add in a few more filters. Last Seen After lets you set a date where you’ll only see ads that ran after that date. So you can kind of see “what’s hot” in the past day, week, month, whatever.

Additionally you can sort the ads by the Number of Times Seen, Last Seen, or Days Running. This lets you push the even more popular ads to the top of your searches. If you see something that’s been running for weeks, you can bet your ass that ad and copy are doing something for somebody somewhere.

Pricing – Up until this point, this post has been pretty newbie friendly. “Oh yeah I’m gonna get rich quick and not do any work!” Sorry newb, LotsofAds.com is not a cheap service. The ALL Country package runs about $400 a month.

That price is sure to scare off most newbies. I wouldn’t recommend this service to newbies until you get your feet wet with all the shit you have to deal with on UnnamedSocialWebsite.

Seasoned UnnamedSocialWebsite advertisers will get a lot of value out of this service. If you already know how to put up ads in bulk and can bid with the best of them, LotsofAds.com gives you the ability to brainstorm a lot of new creatives. You already know that international is the place to be.

LotsofAds.com Alternatives and Additional Information

LotsofAds.com is great for one specific traffic source. Fortunately, the traffic source is fucking huge and you can feed your family with it. All it takes is one ad and you can pull in $xxx – $x,xxx per day. Get a few solid campaigns running and you can see why high limit UnnamedSocialWebsite accounts are in such high demand.

But if $400 is out of your budget, there are definitely alternatives out there. WhatRunsWhere.com is a quality service built by the smartest motherfuckers alive, and it only runs about $230 a month. The scraped ads are media banners and some contextual (no social stuff), but the idea behind good creatives is the same. All that matters is the headline, image, and call to action.

No matter where you find (inspiration for) your creatives, getting them to actually work on UnnamedSocialWebsite can take some time to master. There are a few blogs that regularly touch on UnnamedSocialWebsite, so read them whether you’re a pro or not.
Stack That Money, Scotch and Sales, and BoostCTR Blog.

Join LotsofAds.com While the Going is Good

There is no better time then now to jump into UnnamedSocialWebsite traffic. It’s constantly growing and people spend more time on the site then any other in the world. The campaigns are also easier to throw up then many other traffic sources.

But I’ve tread carefully throughout this post to not mention any trademarked words. In the past, many services that refer to that certain trademark have been shut down swiftly. I believe UnnamedSocialWebsite has a TOS against these kinds of tools, so who knows how long it will last.

All I know is that summer is over, everyone’s going back to work, and it’s time to make money all the way through shopping season. Peace out ya punk bitches.

Use Coupon Code “PPCBZ” for 10% OFF of LotsofAds.com!

Holy shit it’s been so long, if I could print my RSS feed it would be bigger than “War and Peace.” So let’s get into it!

Industry News

Justin Bieber wear’s women’s jeans. How’s that for breaking news?

OK, on to the real stuff…

Always entertaining, AdHustler’s “Observations” during Affiliate Summit East. Affiliate Summit Day 1, Day 2, and Day 3. Some Sun Tzu shit.

Shake-ups at the 202 Offices. Wes is stepping down as CEO. All good because Nana keeps the hustle up with posts like this. I also heard there was a 1.7 version being released or has been released, haven’t tried it yet though.

DirectResponse points out that crime does, in fact, pay.

You can’t even see this interview that Ryan Eagle did on Ricky Ahuja’s blog. Not even I can see it. Maybe you can see this one on Z6. NOope, can’t see that either.

Ruck apparently broke it off with C2M. I don’t know what the drama is all about, but Ruck’s gone guru basically. That’s fine, since he’s one of the people who actually practices what he preaches. There’s been a ton of posts to the IMGrind Blog, so just subscribe because I’m not going to list them all here.

Also, join the IM Grind Internet Marketing Forums if you really want to step your game up.

Speaking of blogs that are good enough to subscribe to, BoostCTR is an absolutely amazing read for learning how to write response-driven copy for online. There’s too much good content there to highlight, so read the whole damn blog you git!

MobAff Blog from the Angry Russian is another one worth subscribing to. If you’re in the mobile marketing space at all, there isn’t that much good content out there compared to SEO or PPC or something. This commie sheds some light on the subject. If you’re not into mobile, MobAff’s first post could change your mind.

I haven’t read through all of Scotch and Sales yet, but looks like another promising blog to follow. All I know is that I enjoy sales while drinking scotch with a finely rolled Cuban cigar.

Paid Search, Social, and Conversions

This Shannon chick from PlentyofFish writes a good post on how to advertise to women. I’m going to write a post on how to advertise to Shannon :: wink ::

Here’s Part2: Advertising to Women.

The people that kill in direct mail are advertising masters. Here’s a nice Q&A from Direct Creative with some great info about copy and response.

Conversion Rate Experts has this neat little “Process” for Conversion Rate Optimization.

Here are 10 Examples of “Call to Action” in the real world, from Unbounce.

Continue your epic journey into conversion optimization by increasing your Clickthru rates. How? Stack that Money has this great case study on various image styles for Facebook Ads.

6 Elements of a Failed Facebook Campaign from MoneyMachines Blog. Very good read!

Here’s a great post from MrGreen with some great copywriting goodies. The follow up post has bacon in it. That’s all that matters.

Volk does a Case Study with a live chat. Should you implement this feature?

Facebook becomes more gambling friendly. But you gotta pay to play! ($30,000!)

Mo Facebook
Women leading the charge in Latin American Growth
Top 20 Facebook Updates. Notice how Buffalo Wild Wings does it.
Facebook launches Topic targeting in the ads. New to me, I’ve only played around with the broad categories they implemented a while ago but not this.
Women Click Facebook Ads more than Men.

I’ll just leave this right here… Script: FBPwn – Cross-platform Facebook profile dumper.

The scumbags at Google Adwords have started reviewing paused ads. BlackHatPPC tells you how to avoid the slap from some random ad you made in 2002.

While you’re at it, BlackHatPPC also drops some black hat ppc tools that you should have.

To add insult to injury, the Adwords team has the balls to post this about Affiliate Marketing. “Hey businesses! Promote your business through affiliate marketing… even though we hate affiliates!” I guess it’s all gravy as long as the affiliate program is Google’s own.

It’s OK though. If you’re a big brand or have an “in” somehow, PPCBlog shows you how to do straight-up Adwords to Adsense Arbitrage.

Oh yeah… if you ever wondered why Google’s support is absolute shit, here’s why: They’d rather have cash then hire more people.

Infographic Mania

Unbounce – Badass Infographic with some conversion optimization and copywriting tips.

IMGrind – Facebook Likes – More Powerful then you think.

Yahoo – The Most Popular Content on Mobile.

Why are those damn users leaving your website?! KISS metrics explains.

Programming

Great post from CTRTard on how to install the Maxmind GeoIP extension. I did this a few months back (all by myself, somehow…) and it’s significantly faster then any 3rd party service you source within your website.

Did you ever wonder… “I don’t have enough buttons to use on my landing pages.” Fear no more, because CTRTard.com does a guestpost on PPVPlaybook’s blog: Killer CSS Buttons.

A while back I wrote a post about a “from the top” banner slider. Here’s a different spin that’s probably much cleaner than mine, from CSS-tricks.com.

Local

10 Tips on How to get Customer Reviews for local businesses.

KISS Metrics also has a post on how to get creative with user testimonials.

Motivation

The Long Grind Before You Become an Overnight Success. Great read. For most people, it can take years for something to hit. Angry Birds is a perfect example. The company worked on games for many years before they developed their hit.

Fucking Sue Me. Life lessons in risk-taking.

Want to double your affiliate income? Z6 says stop being a basement dweller and socialize with your local affiliate neighbors. Once you do that, Z6 recommends you stop being such a bitch, BE ABOUT IT! “Fortune favors the swift.”

Do you suck at programming? Well all you need is some Aviators and you can start getting your BroGrammer Game proper. Shouts to everyone’s fem-nerd for that one.

Miscellaneous

Check out the biggest file-sharing sites on the web. Could be handy if you know how to convert this traffic.

Email Marketer? This post has a ton of blogs and people you could follow.

Mediatrust has a post about EDU Leadgen compliance and the recent changes to it.

Want to live the vagabond lifestyle? Finch tells you the Top 10 places for an online professional.

Launching a product or service, but still in Beta? A handy post from Smashing Magazine discussing viral landing pages. Some features can definitely be borrowed for affiliate style stuff.

Smashing Magazine turned 5 so they’re giving away a Free ebook. Just some content around good design and what have you- their “Best Of.”

How to Create Your Own Privacy Service. Get a PO Box or UPS Store box. BAM! Instant office!

PPCBlog reviews some services that have been making noise lately. Here’s a MixRank Review. Here’s a BoostCTR review (mentioned earlier.)

Well, I hope you enjoyed this little overview of the past few weeks. I’m getting back into updating this blog on a consistent basis, but it’s easier said than done. There’s definitely some good stuff coming though.

Shouts to the advertisers still doing the damn thing here even though I haven’t updated with any good content in months.

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EWA Network
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This month’s winning search term is:

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If you’re wondering if Barman has died or something, he hasn’t. Let’s just call it the end of the summer lull. Even when I tried to make posts, the universe would conspire against me with hurricanes or extra long waiting times to get cable internet installed in a new place.

Anyway, it’s time to get back on the damn thang and grind till it’s 2012, where we’ll all die anyway. Expect some good shit in the coming days. We got badass FB spy tools, reviews, good reading, reviews, and maybe even some drama.

In the meantime, watch this mushroom trip I recorded:

About to call the paparazzi on myself.

That slut Hurricane Irene knocked out my internet but I’m gettin my wifi theft on to post this. At least one of you nerds will get your 15 seconds of fame tonight on the TMZ Show. Shout out to DMoney and his Affiliate Ball(s)!

(click below)

52-Year-Old Kurtis Blow UNREAL Breakdancing Moves

Hope everyone had a good time! Playa play on.

Woah it’s been a little while. Here’s a post that should’ve been up a few weeks ago.

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like it’s going out of style. Can’t even see me.
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