Clearly this fucking clown used the PPC.bz Guru Product Name Generator to come up with the name for his product.
Seriously? Affiliate Punisher? Are you fucking retarded?
For only $1,997 you too, can learn the basics of internet marketing. Learn how to build a list of people interested in making money online (everybody) and then sell them your shit (basically other people’s Guru shit).
I’ve been listening to this video for giggles for the past …. fuck it seems like hour. Affiliate Punisher is a huge crock of shit. If you listen to this, its line after line of after bullshit. Seriously, it’s pretty fucking funny.
This guy wants to show you today (once you buy the product of course)
1) That he was homeless
2) That he made money online jerking off all the other Gurus
3) How to jack other peoples adds, add “killer content” and attract “buyers”
4) 3 “secret” websites that he uses to make monies online. (Probably Google’s research tools, Ebay Pulse, etc etc – shit everyone knows but he is selling for close to 2 G’s)
5) FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
I swear to god, affiliate marketing is becoming more and more like MLM everyday.
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o shit who got a gay nicka pushing products
Eh yo hold it right there homo
Imm giv you the finger
u dig?
-SD
Holla At a Dolla u dig?
And once again, the American school system has failed.
you sound like DMore lol
“Learn how to build a list of people interested in making money online (everybody)”
LOL
Is this guy DMore’s dad?
Anyway, I like the name. Sounds kinky as fuck. Maybe fore that $2k he can punish me in bed!
I’d do it for free.
Classic lines:
“I’m here today with an amazing piece of content for you”
“My only intent with this video is for you to take action”
“Give your boss the finger”
“I’m an ‘Underground Web 2.0 Multimedia Internet Traffic Specialist’…”
Correction: The GURU industry is becoming more and more like MLM. Affiliate Marketing at its heart is still its own animal.
^^^ This ^^^
Guru shit is just peddling your shit on how you “make money” so other people sign up and then you do the same to more people. Classic MLM.
i’d have picked affiliateironman2.com or affiliatetransformers3.com.
u need v2 of yr name generator…
wee can i interview you? ppc.bz ecksloosive?
Got out the mirror and “gave my boss the finger”, damn i have a very handsome boss.
isn’t IM just like this??? MLM !!
1) I do not care that you were homeless and froze your ass off. If I was homeless, I would walk my ass to Florida. Dumbfuck…
2) Where the fuck is your pie chart? I need to visualize I am monies I will be making while playing PS3. Even Barman has pie charts…
That video is amazing! I’m only about 40 seconds in, but I’ve already heard every IM sales-pages clichée ever.
That guy is completely fluent in guruspeak.
“Ten times more better than getting 100s of 1000s of visitors to your website.”
He clearly knows what he’s talking about, too.
Also: The product name generator is brilliant.
“7 Day Internet Marketing Dominator 2.0″ – totally believable IM product name. Well done.
As a twitter social media xprt with over 38 posts I think this guy is wrt on. He probably can teach you to be Oprah big on all the underground social mediaz.
I was just on IRC and I think it’s making a comeback. I hear Oprah’s doing a special on it and Dr. Phil istarting his own channel #HowsThatWorkin4U
Haha, gotta love these posts..
Biz Opp rebills must provide more info than these guru products.
They could get it all that info for $0 on affiliate blogs (like mine, *cough*)…people are always looking for that magic pill ><.
Dude you write the funniest *hit ever. One of my friends sent me your link. Good stuff, its a shame that you rip on my product when you don’t even own it.
In fact you’d probably learn a thing or two.
I have no problem matching you campaign for campaign cause at the end of the day, Money talks and as you so put it eloquently…Bull*hit guru’s walk.
By the way being a guru is not my bag, I have no desire for it, don’t run in the guru clique, I’m underground.
You should come to Australia if you can afford it and listen to me speak about affiliate marketing and do live demonstrations showing REAL live campaigns being launched and making BANK.
You may *hit your pants :-)
Here’s the link for details
http://www.fastwebformulanews.com/peter-parks-guest-presenter-at-fast-web-formula/
You got some good copy on your site, its a shame you waste your talents spitting out venom of your own.
Did a guru hurt you in the past? not look at your product or return your email?
You got balls, if you really got balls, set up a live webinar for your subscribers, I have no problem showing them affiliate marketing campaigns live, because that’s what I do… “LIVE”
Get back to me when your ready you got my website and email address :-)
Yours in success,
Peter.
BTW leave the post up and don’t edit it, let your peeps see what the deal is (cause I’ll be back to check)
LOL HOLY *HIT YOU ARE A FUCKING NUT JOB!
IF BARMAN COMES TO AUSTRALIA I’M GOING TO HIDE IN HIS SUITCASE. WHEN WE SEE YOU, I’M HOPPING OUT AND DRINKING ALL OF THE FOSTERS I CAN FIND AND YOU’RE GONNA BE PISSED.
I THINK IT’S FUNNY YOU THREATEN TO COME BACK AND SEE IF THE POST IS STILL UP. HAVE FUN SATURATING AN INDUSTRY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PROFIT ANYMORE. GMGP RIGHT?
“Come to Australia if you can afford it”
May Vishnu protect you once Barman make his presence there.
By the way, how much did you pay that skank in your video to suck your nuts.
Truth be told a lot of what you write about my product is way off base.
If you are going to critique, bash, or review a product maybe do your database justice and get a hold of the newest version, and state fact.
Give your readers hardcore truth rather than rhetoric.
Over 92% of my students are in markets that are not in the “make money online market”
I specifically show them how to get into these other niche markets so they don’t have to fight with the gurus.
(Notice how I said 92%, hey not everyone wants success or wants to work. Some people feel like a Armored truck will crash into the side of their home
and dump a truck load full of money beside them.
so they want to compete and enter the make money
niche.)
What’s funny is my students have gone on and done it within the silliest of niche markets,
*Piano niche – playing piano by ear
*Educational niche – teaching Chinese
*Security niche – training dogs
*Computer niche – clean up your computer
*Medical niche – physiotherapy for athletes
*Construction niche – home renovations
*Home lifestyle niche – home design home showings
*Cell phone niche – selling zunes blue tooth accessories
*Website design niche – corporate web design + traffic services
*Holistic niche – information products for diabetics
*Renovation niche – specialized flooring
*Groceries niche – coupons+cpa offers
Just to name a few, yea I know crazy niches to get into where they’re making 5 figures or 6 figures using web 2.0 and social media traffic for free.
Again the kicker, my students have gone and done this without entering the DREADED “make money online niche”
“You don’t have to be in the make money online niche to be able to make money”
My mantra is…
“Why fight like cats and dogs under the kitchen table for scraps of food when you can sit at the head of the table and eat like a KING.”
So that blows your theory out of the water that I’m
teaching my students how to make money in the make
money niche, and selling other Guru’s *hit,
Your too funny,lol
The beauty of being a CASH multi millionaire is I have time to read blogs like this without having to struggle and fight like so many others on a daily basis.
I can sit back, be blessed for the fortunate turn of events in my life, and be blessed for having the skill set to help entrepreneurs that want success and teach them.
When you have the ability to turn students into six figure income earners, that’s a beautiful thing and a
skill set that very few have.
DO YOU HAVE IT?
Dude you got a lot of peeps here that are crying out for help.
Because lets face it, if half the posters here were even making SIX FIGURES PER MONTH or SIX FIGURES PER YEAR they wouldn’t be posting what they are posting.
Its about mindset.
Again, if you are taking home more than $2.5 Million per year after taxes then step up to the plate and spew out your venom.
If not, come on down to Australia March 5,6,7,8 ask a bunch of questions, get solid training, and make some BANK.
Ignorance is bliss, but more importantly, I tell my students… “Ignorance will put you in the poor house.”
You don’t know what you don’t know (literally)
How can you saturate a market? that is the biggest bunch of B.S. I’ve ever heard.
Who still thinks like that?
Markets are growing exponentially as more people get online everyday, new niches are being created.
Are they all profitable?
You test.
You don’t test, you don’t know, why assume, period.
1. As far as using your PPC.bz Guru Product Name Generator, I’ve never heard of it, never used it.
Matter of fact I’ve never even heard of YOU or your blog up until yesterday and I’m saddened that such a blog exist.
But hey to each their own, rock on dude.
2. The video that you talk about where every line is *ullshit, well its a matter of public record. Not sure how being homeless, being bankrupt is B.S.
3. The 3 websites that I talk about in my video, you don’t have the slightest clue which ones they are and you are so far off base its not funny ;-)
Again before you talk *hit maybe you should do your research, get your ducks lined up in a row before writing slanderous statements.
You are putting a bad vibe out there about my brand my friend which doesn’t sit nicely with me.
I’m a pretty laid back guy, but sometimes it comes down to business is business.
As such it is your blog your responsible for it.
So you’re a pretty smart guy, I think you know where this could be heading as everyone in the States is so litigious.
And the beautiful part is, most are easy to find :-)
It’s my last post here anyway so continue on my friend.
Yours in success,
Peter
(wonder if this post will stick)
this is a record breaking comment.
dullspace.
Broski,
Calm the fuck down. It’s like you just put your copy for one of your landing pages with all the red text and P.S. and P.S.S. in a ppc.bz post. It’s not that serious. If you were a businessman you’d realize some people don’t like your shit. Some people have opinions before trying it. Big fucking deal. GMGP.
I think dude is mad cause PPc.bz sent him more traffic than all of his JV buddies combined.
yo peter weener why don’t you take a giant dildo and stick it up your ass. Barman can write whatever he wants, it’s his blog.
Don’t make me come over there and rip you a new asshole BITCH.. .shut the fuck up already.
IZ U SERIOUS????
G$H
I bin haz Affiliate Punisherz.
Someone struck a nerve! Are we not allowed to say SHIT here. What’s up with all the *hit?? LMAO!