Anik Singal Admits to Being So Full of Shit- ADMITS IT!

What I’ve been Saying for Years

PPC Classroom is some newbie training bullshit for learning pee pee see.

Recently, an inside source there helped me rip it to shreds. It’s just more guru bullshit that sells because of the hype. All fluff and no flavor. Lot of sizzle and no steak, as they say. Insert additional cliches here.

So this came to my attention the other day. It’s a video from Anik, who is the man behind PPC Classroom. I was going to embed the video here but it autoplays (tempting to do – but it might annoy far too many people). You can go to Anik’s blog to watch it douche.

Watch it if you want, but I’ll give you a brief summary:

This motherfucker ADMITS to screwing people! ADMITS IT! PPC Classroom screws people because it was sold completely on hype. Amit Mehta made millions with Adwords – so you can too fuckwad! Just prepared to get rebilled every month and learn just enough of the basics so we can say we actually “helped you”!

Anik basically says there were only a few success stories to come out of PPC Classroom. The good majority of their students failed. That’s capital F, as in Fucked in the ass. Well no fucking shit. How far were people supposed to get with watered down material and PPC information from 1992?

The same old story goes for all these guru bullshit products, not just PPC Classroom. They take one success story and milk its for all its worth. This shit is just one big circle jerk designed to fleece newbies over and fucking over.

The fucked up part is that its marketing 101- sell the dream! People will buy into it. This is exactly how shitty As Seen on TV weight loss products work (not all, but most) – no one gets the advertised results by doing whats said in the advertisement. You’re not getting six-pack abs with a belt that electrocutes your stomach… just a fact.

Losing what little faith in society i had left …

So I can’t get mad because this is what I and most readers of this blog do all day. Sell shit people don’t need but think they do.

But I can and will get mad at this- the comments.

The fucking comments on Anik’s post. Holy fucking shit these people make me mad.

Let’s look at some these dumb fucks –

Its about time that someone is taking the time to help out the newbies that are broke and believe in all the hype that is out there. I am one of those and it really is hard to know who to follow and who not to. Thank you for figuring it out and offering the help!!! That is huge! Jodie

Hey Jodie. How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up?

It’s about time? Are you fucking high? This motherfucker Anik has been fleecing newbies with hype for years and suddenly he has a change of heart because no one buys into PPC Classroom anymore, and now it’s about time he’s helping broke newbies? Bitch you crazy.

Well to be honest this the one of the few email subject lines that grabbed my attention since I’m overwhelmed by depression for achieving absolutely nothing so far in the IM world and I’ve been around for quite a really relatively long time to be not earning not a dime. but THANK YOU for this video because somehow its a wakeup call to me. Thanks again.

Hey dumb fuck – I think if you haven’t figured it out by now you should proably… you know… give up? I really fucking doubt Anik is going to change your life. I really do.

Seriously give up you stupid failure before you get so depressed you kill yourself.

Thank you. I have no doubt thousands–millions–of hopefuls will benefit from this. My problem has always been STARTING SMALL. Now, I find myself in the position you describe–not bankrupt, but for all practical purposes broke. I can see what to do if I still had money to work with. What I CAN”T see is how to get there starting with ZERO. I at least have an active web hosting account paid for. You teach me how to use it to make the necessary cash, and I’ll BUY anything you have to sell.

You fucking idiot. You’re whats wrong with this whole situation. The last thing this industry needs is millions of “hopefuls” jumping in. Where’s your hosting at? 1and1? Lololol.

Now you sound like someone that can be believed!

:: facepalm ::

Thank You Anik
You don’t know how much this means to me. I have spent about $30000. in one year jumping all over the place, and yes I am about to declare bankrupcy. I have done nothing but trying to learn how but then something new comes along and the rest is history.

The only good of it is now i don’t have the money any more to jump around so now I have to use what I have and that’s it.

You must be one of these retards that lines the guru pockets with money? Say “I” if you’re on more than 20 “make money online” mailing list.

If Frank Kern asked you to pay him to suck his dick, I bet you’d be on your knees, mouth open wide, with a $20 in your hand in less than 5 seconds flat.

GREAT point. Finally somebody is not sucking $$$ from us right away. Thank you!

Yes finally the lord and savior of newbies, Anik Singal, has descended from the heavens! Praise him!

I’m looking forward to your videos, I have a website set up, but not able to work out how to generate cash from it.

Yeah dude. I can’t wait to see what Anik does to help you with your Amazon-affiliate car parts site for a shitty car I’ve never heard of

Is this going to help and work for someone who doesn’t know how to work a computer??? I know how to send out e-mails to friends, but don’t know how to send to people I don’t know in order to build a list, if that is one of the things required then I am Stymied. Or to build a website, is beyond me. In otherwords I am at kindergarten level with computers. Hope you can come to my level of learning for this. Thanks Fred

Fred, you dumb fuck, with my system you can make $500 a day just emailing your friends from Outlook. No having to deal with those new-fangled “link” things and HTML codes.

Anik,What a breath of fresh air! My family is about ready to throw either me or the computer out the window. I have drained my retirement savings buying into program after program but still don’t know how to market and profit.Like many others state. there is information overload but getting from a to b is the main problem. I look foreward to your videos and hope to make that first $500. Millie

Your family should throw you out the window because you are fucking dumb. You are a drain on them, and you risked your life savings on what equates to a spin of the roulette wheel. Do them a favor and jump out yourself.

After three years of really trying to make it work, I hope you can show us “non-proformers” something very simple and easy to do. I’ve tried many ways but getting the right steady traffic is still the biggest hurddle to overcome It was always way too expensive and very time consuming.. PPC only made Google money not me and it is way too competitive for the little guy. I’ve slowly died on the vine from all the past IM hype.HELP I am on the edge of being bankrupt ! Here’s my S.O.S.

PPC is not too competitive for the little guy. The whole point is you can buy as few or as many clicks as you want. Riches have been made over and over with PPC by people in their boxer shorts. You fail because you spend too much time and money reading and buying guru bullshit, instead of getting those clicks.

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The most fucked up part, beyond what these idiots are writing, is that most of their names link back to a website that’s about making money online. If you’re all marketing, SEO super business experts, why the fuck are you leaving comments that proves how little of an expert you actually are.

Fucking clueless people. FUCK.

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