What I’ve been Saying for Years
PPC Classroom is some newbie training bullshit for learning pee pee see.
Recently, an inside source there helped me rip it to shreds. It’s just more guru bullshit that sells because of the hype. All fluff and no flavor. Lot of sizzle and no steak, as they say. Insert additional cliches here.
So this came to my attention the other day. It’s a video from Anik, who is the man behind PPC Classroom. I was going to embed the video here but it autoplays (tempting to do – but it might annoy far too many people). You can go to Anik’s blog to watch it douche.
Watch it if you want, but I’ll give you a brief summary:
This motherfucker ADMITS to screwing people! ADMITS IT! PPC Classroom screws people because it was sold completely on hype. Amit Mehta made millions with Adwords – so you can too fuckwad! Just prepared to get rebilled every month and learn just enough of the basics so we can say we actually “helped you”!
Anik basically says there were only a few success stories to come out of PPC Classroom. The good majority of their students failed. That’s capital F, as in Fucked in the ass. Well no fucking shit. How far were people supposed to get with watered down material and PPC information from 1992?
The same old story goes for all these guru bullshit products, not just PPC Classroom. They take one success story and milk its for all its worth. This shit is just one big circle jerk designed to fleece newbies over and fucking over.
The fucked up part is that its marketing 101- sell the dream! People will buy into it. This is exactly how shitty As Seen on TV weight loss products work (not all, but most) – no one gets the advertised results by doing whats said in the advertisement. You’re not getting six-pack abs with a belt that electrocutes your stomach… just a fact.
Losing what little faith in society i had left …
So I can’t get mad because this is what I and most readers of this blog do all day. Sell shit people don’t need but think they do.
But I can and will get mad at this- the comments.
The fucking comments on Anik’s post. Holy fucking shit these people make me mad.
Let’s look at some these dumb fucks –
Its about time that someone is taking the time to help out the newbies that are broke and believe in all the hype that is out there. I am one of those and it really is hard to know who to follow and who not to. Thank you for figuring it out and offering the help!!! That is huge! Jodie
Hey Jodie. How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up?
It’s about time? Are you fucking high? This motherfucker Anik has been fleecing newbies with hype for years and suddenly he has a change of heart because no one buys into PPC Classroom anymore, and now it’s about time he’s helping broke newbies? Bitch you crazy.
Well to be honest this the one of the few email subject lines that grabbed my attention since I’m overwhelmed by depression for achieving absolutely nothing so far in the IM world and I’ve been around for quite a really relatively long time to be not earning not a dime. but THANK YOU for this video because somehow its a wakeup call to me. Thanks again.
Hey dumb fuck – I think if you haven’t figured it out by now you should proably… you know… give up? I really fucking doubt Anik is going to change your life. I really do.
Seriously give up you stupid failure before you get so depressed you kill yourself.
Thank you. I have no doubt thousands–millions–of hopefuls will benefit from this. My problem has always been STARTING SMALL. Now, I find myself in the position you describe–not bankrupt, but for all practical purposes broke. I can see what to do if I still had money to work with. What I CAN”T see is how to get there starting with ZERO. I at least have an active web hosting account paid for. You teach me how to use it to make the necessary cash, and I’ll BUY anything you have to sell.
You fucking idiot. You’re whats wrong with this whole situation. The last thing this industry needs is millions of “hopefuls” jumping in. Where’s your hosting at? 1and1? Lololol.
Now you sound like someone that can be believed!
:: facepalm ::
Thank You Anik
You don’t know how much this means to me. I have spent about $30000. in one year jumping all over the place, and yes I am about to declare bankrupcy. I have done nothing but trying to learn how but then something new comes along and the rest is history.The only good of it is now i don’t have the money any more to jump around so now I have to use what I have and that’s it.
You must be one of these retards that lines the guru pockets with money? Say “I” if you’re on more than 20 “make money online” mailing list.
If Frank Kern asked you to pay him to suck his dick, I bet you’d be on your knees, mouth open wide, with a $20 in your hand in less than 5 seconds flat.
GREAT point. Finally somebody is not sucking $$$ from us right away. Thank you!
Yes finally the lord and savior of newbies, Anik Singal, has descended from the heavens! Praise him!
I’m looking forward to your videos, I have a website set up, but not able to work out how to generate cash from it.
Yeah dude. I can’t wait to see what Anik does to help you with your Amazon-affiliate car parts site for a shitty car I’ve never heard of
Is this going to help and work for someone who doesn’t know how to work a computer??? I know how to send out e-mails to friends, but don’t know how to send to people I don’t know in order to build a list, if that is one of the things required then I am Stymied. Or to build a website, is beyond me. In otherwords I am at kindergarten level with computers. Hope you can come to my level of learning for this. Thanks Fred
Fred, you dumb fuck, with my system you can make $500 a day just emailing your friends from Outlook. No having to deal with those new-fangled “link” things and HTML codes.
Anik,What a breath of fresh air! My family is about ready to throw either me or the computer out the window. I have drained my retirement savings buying into program after program but still don’t know how to market and profit.Like many others state. there is information overload but getting from a to b is the main problem. I look foreward to your videos and hope to make that first $500. Millie
Your family should throw you out the window because you are fucking dumb. You are a drain on them, and you risked your life savings on what equates to a spin of the roulette wheel. Do them a favor and jump out yourself.
After three years of really trying to make it work, I hope you can show us “non-proformers” something very simple and easy to do. I’ve tried many ways but getting the right steady traffic is still the biggest hurddle to overcome It was always way too expensive and very time consuming.. PPC only made Google money not me and it is way too competitive for the little guy. I’ve slowly died on the vine from all the past IM hype.HELP I am on the edge of being bankrupt ! Here’s my S.O.S.
PPC is not too competitive for the little guy. The whole point is you can buy as few or as many clicks as you want. Riches have been made over and over with PPC by people in their boxer shorts. You fail because you spend too much time and money reading and buying guru bullshit, instead of getting those clicks.
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The most fucked up part, beyond what these idiots are writing, is that most of their names link back to a website that’s about making money online. If you’re all marketing, SEO super business experts, why the fuck are you leaving comments that proves how little of an expert you actually are.
Fucking clueless people. FUCK.
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expose the shoemoney system too
That would be harder to do as he has worked out special things with large companies, so if he sends out C&D’s all the time for himself, image what him + a few LARGE companies would do.
a C&D for telling the truth? i wish people would stop sucking shoemoneys ass. he’s just another thuper affiliate slanging guru products. So far i have seen his members spam the fuck out of twitter with shoemoney system affiliate links, and now he is offering $1000 for his sheeple to come up with a theme song? $1000? give me a break.
His emails make me sick.At one time I loved reading them for the laughs but now they aren’t even funny anymore.
Yea I’m a member of it and the stuff seems pretty watered down.
Dang. Now that’s what I call a rant!
Needed to rant though. I rant about that asshole all the time. And Anik. Biggest rippoff “make money” bs ever.
This is epic. I can’t believe how stupid and desperate people are. Someone should add a comment in there linking to a Kevin Hoeffer site :).
I think my favourite is the one who says he *now* sees (now that he’s broke) what he’d be doing if only he had any money left. This fucking daffodil doesn’t get that all he’s doing is making excuses for his string of failures, which no doubt is what he did even before the money ran out.
Buuuurn. I comment on SEO and Affiliate shit all day long but my blog clearly states that I don’t know jack shit about producing a profit.
Barman- thank you. Finally I find someone who show me how to make the money. You are great help for all newbie and macho-men and I buy anything you want to sell.
I actually started on PPC Classroom and it took me three months to figure out I was getting jerked…
Hi, My Name is Dumbshit
lol u a funny dude barman. maybe we can meet up at adtech
“pee pee see” – ROFL.
this post delivers.
4:20 FLEECE NOOBIES E’ERY DAAAAY.
what a depressing post.
If only there was a way I could get them to sign up through a referral link and teach them all basic facebook ads..
If commentary blogs about marketing had a sweeps week – your scintillating expose’ on Anik Singal would win you all kinds of awards. Too fucking funny.
This is noble
This is funny
This just got REAL -
This is PPC.BZ motherfuckerz
Awesome rant, Barman.
It’s really disgusting how many people are thanking that guy for screwing them over…
And it’s frankly surprising that the “this is IM without the hype” angle is actually new to them.
There’s always going to be a new influx of customers though and that’s what continually feeding these guys’ egos and lining their pockets.
quality
I’m sure people are shocked that they’re not becoming millionaires by watching seminars and motivational speeches all day.
When he couldn’t divide 10,000 by 500, I stopped watching.
god.
thanks for this…finall you are back motherfaca
keep that anger growing up and ill be coming back time after time.
Epic and spot-on rant.
The real problem here is that, as in most businesses, you need to have an IQ above room temperature to succeed.
You don’t, by any means, need to be a genius to succeed in internet marketing, but if you’re a stone cold retard, you’re 99% gonna fail.
All of these fucking gurus prey upon the retards and sub-100 IQs of the world.
You have to be moderately sharp, and maximally driven to succeed, it also doesn’t hurt if you’re willing to swim against the tide, go against conventional wisdom about careers and life choices.
Most of the people who sign up with the gurus multiple times possess none of these traits.
Great rant. Reminds me of Vic from BloggerUnleashed.
Classic
hmm so rebills and selling junk azz products = OK but pitching the dream to newbies is wrong? sounds like your hating because you never jumped on the magic bullet bandwagon..
way i see it is that anik offers at least SOME value whereas rebills and the products tied to them are complete utter junk, garbage, trash.
plz explain..
Go away Anik, you are not needed here.
I must admit that I hadn’t heard of Anik before, but certainly a name I’ll be avoiding in the future.
As someone else previously mentioned, it generally doesn’t take too much intelligence to see through the typical IM hype and BS.
I know this is an old post, but I just got some more Anik Singal (Douchebag) stuff in my “junk” folder. Seems he’s desperate enough now to send out spam and calls himself a “Clickbank Admin”. I’m an ex PPC Classroom student. Yeah I fell for the bullshit and yeah, I paid $397 a month for some fucked up VIP access. It was the biggest joke and dumbest bunch of bullshit. Then this Anik cocksucker comes out and tells everyone “He’s sorry” because PPC Classroom fell on its ass and he was pitching some other bullshit. So nicely, I left some comments on his blog asking him what was so different about this new crap. He was too big of a fucking coward to approve them because others would see what a lying piece of shit he was. I really dig your blog and I’m glad I found it. There’s SO much shit on the internet that comes out daily. It’s god damn time it all stopped and people were just told the truth. Yeah you can make money online, but it’s not easy and it’s getting harder each day.
Thanks for your honesty and exposing this prime-time lemon fresh douchebag. If I ever meet him anywhere…I’m punching him in the fucking nose.
Z
Please post it on YouTube. And if you can smack Kern as well.
you re d retarded jealous dude! go to hell and leave anik with his empire,,,,
haha… you helped make that post a pr3.
U mean he’s going to ask for money? He says all he wants is our support and for us to be big. Once he asks for money, i am history. He has given his formula for making $30,000 and soon $10,000,000. Is this his routine, regular pitch? At what point does he ask for money?
george
You want to send this person money. Your making him rich not me. Some information is good but, he learned if from someone else. Who is are was his teacher? I just got an email from him about the empire training program. He tells you he doesn’t care about the money he wants to help you make millions. At the end of the video he ask for $1997 or 5 monthly payments of $387 and he don’t care you do it. I just click on the button to get passed the video and see what amount of money he is asking. That was today, 10/26/2010
Hey guys this is my first time, but right now i’m listening to Mark Ling and Anik Singal. They’re talking about a $300,000 in 90 day program with all kinds of bonuses, I mean this must be a 12 month training program with all the free bonuses. Wow they are giving away over $30,000 of products for only $387 to start. And he does have a 30 day money back guarantee. What do you think?
Anik is trying to make a living like all the rest of us. That is how you learn, f you make it. Nothing new. It was done by all of them in all civilizations. Remeber: Take care of #1, take the risk, stop nagging, and do your thing. life is not a kindergarten. hallo!
Anik is a sociopathic thief, period!
Just watched Anik’s webinar on “The Power of One- The 1 Secret To Making Your FIRST $300,000″. I’d never heard of him before, and decided to look him up.
Guess who’s #1 on Google for “Anik Singal”? If you guessed “This post, by Barman”, give yourself a brownie point.
Really, the question comes down to: do I want a product that reeks of gross oversimplification from another guy with a “I made millions while (INSERT SOME STATE OF INCAPACITATION OR EGREGIOUS HARDSHIP HERE)”, or do I believe a blogger who managed to outrank EVERY OTHER SITE ABOUT ANIK SINGAL ON THE WEB?
Seems pretty clear who’s better at this whole “internet” thing.
PS. Props for linking to the bankruptcy site with the keyword “douche”. It made me chuckle.
i just want to get the fucker to stop sending me shit that is worthless
Am I the only one that can’t see where he admitted to being full of shit?
Just take it as a given. Because he is.
i’ve read some of his pdfs and watched some programs and i can say he’s not the biggest guru out there :) well, he knows something, but the way he explains it doesn’t make him an authority, at least this is what i think
Cool, you are ranking second in google for “Anik Singal”. Always google gurus.
ouch..full of shit! promote craps!
any Yes! your a SEo Guru! nuber one for ANik Singal
Would you take your car to an indian mechanic? Why would you trust an indian internet marketer?
And I’m an indian…wouldn’t let an indian touch my car with a 10 foot donkey beating stick.
I’m just trolling. The guy is a marketer…shady or not, it takes a special person to mind f#!k somebody out of their hard earned cash. I haven’t looked at what he sells closely but if he’s making millions doing it, he has got to be doing something right. Maybe people should just follow how these gurus market and sell the product…do a bit of reverse engineering…i bet that it’s more valuable than whatever product they are selling.
just because you are jealous of my success …
Jealous?
You’re a joke and a fundamentally bad person.
Every single person is either getting ripped off by you, doesn’t care enough about you to look you up, or knows you make a shitty living by ripping people off – who would ever be jealous of that? Some poor people may have, at one point, been jealous of the image you projected, but no one will EVER be jealous of who you really are.
I grew up with you. I live near you. I went to school with you. I should rip down that shitty clip-out about your failed company that James has probably been too lazy to take off the Hinman wall except I want as many people as possible to Google your name.
Because it only takes that to learn that you embody everything a good person despises.
Success?
Success is not making a living as a parasitic leech, forever sucking value from the world and money from helpless people with the moral discernment of a rock. And you can be sure you don’t have it when you’re still flaunting the same handful of bullshit awards you got ~4 years ago.
You are what you do. And you are a bad person.
Your parents are ashamed of you. We’re all ashamed of you. And apologizing for that won’t suffice for us.
Every single person who watches your videos and then doesn’t buy your shit can tell by a single look into your pixelated eyes that you don’t even believe in the shit you’re pushing. You don’t even feel good about doing it. Shit, you actually suck at it.
And an apology will never allow you to forgive yourself either.
Class dismissed. Now go grow up, change your name, and do something real with your life.
I have donated to charities, I have even given extra tips to the escorts that I bring home, and what have you done ?
I will never apologize as I have helped people, I guess this is what happens when you become a success, people start to belly ache.
It is alright, I forgive you.
Anik you better shut up people like you john delavera and a lot more
is like all that gurus simply taking advantage of wishes of simply people he rips me off once with PPC classroom and only once coz i am not a stupid who likes to takes it in the ASS
I joined Commission domination and there is an error in configuring the web sites that are promoted.
His support email has never replied to any of my emails and I am about to demand a refund as this is a scam.
Good luck with that. ahem!
anik,
im looking at the commission domination you just put out now…are there any upsells? what about success stories from people who have tried it? send me your skype name so we can chat. i see all the negative comments on here about you and hope that they are not true :( i would love for you to work one on one with me so that i can get out of debt this year…my email address is agrinvestllc@gmail.com. thanks
Get out of debt by spending even more money, great strategy. NOT!
Damn man, I thought he was legit for a while until I saw him promoting sticking up for some shitty “5 click guru software” program (with a craptastic storyline to sell it).
Anyway, what a jerk lol…
Ansar
Bottom line, I have not seen 1 person that said they made 1 red cent with his systems. ;-(
I am so glad I found this website. I was just before paying the $47.00 he was asking, and then I tried to run the name of his so called company through the bbb, and nothing came back. So, I played the video again and he said to google him, so, I did and found your remarks, I so thank you for the advice, since I’m older and on a fixed income and it’s not enough to both eat and purchase my medications, I’m looking for something else to help. I just wish there wasn’t so much cursing in the post, It was hard for me to make sense out of some of it with all the nasty words. But, I got the jest of it. Seems that all are scams when it comes to making money on the net. huh? Much thanks, TG
Uh oh…. You’re slipping a bit – #3 in google for searching anik’s name….. post in warriorforum reminded me of this rant …. it’s a good one! Rock on :)
Plenty of profanity to underscore your feelings for Anik (Anathema) Singal. I’ve been trying to make my first real dollar from on-line activities for years with no success because of the plentiful misinformation on how to earn an income from the internet. I need to buy groceries, pay rent, and buy expensive prescription medication instead of make this foreigner wealthy. The world is full of cons and if you hang around the internet very long the cockroaches and other vermin there will con you if you let them. As they say in Latin: Caveat Emptor. Thanks for the venting it was a good cathartic for me. Bill
If you offer a guarantee, you need to honor it. I have sent numerous requests.
I realize the free website offer was probably not checked out thoroughly by
Anik but it is down. There was no traffic. I hosted with Host Jester which
was recommended their support sucks. I wish I had used the launchpad
instead, but I am pretty sure there would have been more and more to buy.
I cannot afford that. I need to start making money with one before I
can host more.
Bad taste in my mouth about the entire thing. Everything Anik said he
hated on his video is exactly what it happening to me.
Anik, you are making lots of money and I am happy for you but please
send me my investment back. $37 + domain and hosting fees from Host Jester.
That is a drop in the bucket for you according to all of the millions you show
you are bringing in.
This is a scam, it will come out.
Please send me my money back. At least a reply email would be nice.
Haven’t gotten any of it. You have lost my trust, and I was really excited
about this. I am going to make it, but not with you.
I loved the post. Fuck that piece of shit. He’s at it again by the way… scamming the shit right out of homeless peoples undies.
Does anybody else get so annoyed by looking at this guy they just want to beat the shit out of him. Where the fuck is his neck? It is missing, just like his cock.
@chimpknowskungfu I missed your comment last time I came to this post… bwahahahahahaha I’m Indian too, and hell no I wouldn’t trust one anywhere near my ride either. Let alone trying to teach me IM LOL … although some make pretty good programs :)
Wow, I thought I was the only one this idiot has swindled! and still getting charged $97 for some monthly service that I never new about from them. Plus the software was full of Trojan horses that screwed my computer up! They will not answer any phone calls or email you back when you have an issue. Support is horrendous and useless along with this guy Anik Singal. So pissed and don’t know where to begin to remedy any ongoing problems.
he is a cheap indian
Still, did I get a BIT wiser from this site?
Nope, not one single penny…
Maybe I should start a complainers site too!
hes seriously not full of shit i earn about 450 000 a year cause of him
i was on his website listening to his pitch. He said google me and i ended up here. I guess he did not expect people to actually follow that advice
anik, you’re moron..thank god that i dont buy your crap..nearly i want to buy until i see this discussion..every gurus really an idiot..they think that they can suck our money just like that..everyday i did a survey and guess what..majority all the gurus just talk talk and talk what they have..a big house, car, vacation..hey i dont need all that fuck..i just need an information or how to really make money..dont be a coward…just show us a real video ot true techniques..not your story!!..
I met Anik about 4 years ago at Ken Mcarthur’s “JV Alert Live” seminar.
Talk about a pitchfest. Every speaker had something more to sell you. What’s even more amazing is that Ken makes all of the speaker’s sign a contract which stipulates in short, “Whatever you sell at my event, I get 50%”.
That’s how this industry is. It’s rampant with BS and under-the-table deals.
I’m not sure if you’ve seen Anik Singal’s latest venture…? His Bollywood infomercia with “dynamite, poker, and explosions”. Man… Anik is just sooo full of himself.
But people gobble it up daily…
Incidentally, his PPC Classroom was based on an ebook that was actually free for the first 2 years, until the author signed on with Anik…. the Ebook was $50 or so and well worth it…. but Anik turned it into a $2K+ on going cash cow (from his perspective, of course — as you’ve shown, nobody was making money out from his PPC crapola.)