Here Ye, Here Ye!
This is a notice to all of ye (OK I’ll stop with the Middle-Ages speak) who call themselves affiliates. It is likely that you are young, male, and doing well for yourself. This post is a warning for you – those who cannot resist the sweet elixir of the punany.
I’ve heard certain rumors and ramblings recently that sparked interest in this post. You hear the rumors that women in the affiliate marketing industry know how to get what they want with their sexual cunning, and using the men in it to get what they want. They are just rumors, right? Well, when it happens to people you know then it becomes real.
And we all know what happens on PPC.bz when shit gets real.
When these vixens are done with the man and everything he has to offer – he is dropped like garbage in a bin. I also hear about it all the time. One of my friends was recently dropped in a bin during the last industry show. I want him to be really vengeful, but this post warning others is a safer, civilized route. The higher route, if you will.
Let’s be honest … not many young men can resist sweet sweet vajayjay (not even Oprah’s). It takes a while for men to realize that many women are out only for themselves. It is particularly bad in the affiliate marketing industry. Everything you know about women using and abusing men for material things and favors is multiplied 10 times in affiliate marketing. Why? Because you have something they specifically want (traffic and friends) and they are pretty sure they can get it (hot young female has a certain power over a mildly nerdy young male).
So how can you prevent this “pussy-trap”? If you think it can’t happen to you … then chances are it already has!
Here are some warning signals to look out for when dealing with females in affiliate marketing. Sure, they may be friendly, cute and even sexy. But tread carefully. You could just be a little plaything.
Warning 1: Send Traffic
This isn’t really a big one, but it’s where it always starts. There are male and female affiliate managers, and they are just doing their jobs. No biggie right?
If you are being pestered day in and day out for traffic, and the requests slow down or just stop – then watch out. Maybe she’ll want to be friends? Hang out at the next show? Maybe something more? The conversation moves onto something unrelated to affiliate marketing. Slowly, she is not as annoying as she used to be.
But always remember what her original motive was.
Warning 2: Flirting
You start the flirting game. Its easy to be a stud-muffin on the computer. The conversion is no longer her begging you for traffic. It’s about something that interests you. “Talk about yourself.” You find out interesting things about her. Maybe a little connection is starting to form?
You meet in person and this is where it gets a little more serious. Did she just rest her boobs on my arm while we were standing at the bar? Why does she keep playing with her hair? She sure looks good in that dress!
Side note: If your AM is married, then you know you’re being played right here. Single girls, fine – it could be lust or love. But with a married girl, 9 out of 10 times she’s just playing games with your head.
Warning 3: Do Things for Me
If your relationship with your affiliate manager friend goes any further, soon you will be asked some mundane requests. Depending on your addiction to the pussy in question, you may do some shit like design their company website or setup a Myspace for her cat.
Either way, you are being weaved into a web. “If I keep doing favors for her, maybe she’ll give me a hand job?”
She’s thinking: “What a fucking sucker.”
Warning 4: Send Friends
Soon you are convinced that the network she works for is the one to work with. “Do you know Affiliate Q?” she asks. You do. You think you are doing her a favor by sending over your friends. Then you tell Affiliate Q, Z, Y, and Z to run at her network.
You may help her setup events that gather affiliates, all under the guise of just meeting up. But all you are really doing is fattening her paycheck.
Warning 5: Buy Things
This is when shit is serious. You’re buying her things like she’s you’re girlfriend. But she’s not really that, is she? She already has everything she wants from you. Your traffic, your friends’ traffic, and your Rolodex.
Getting nice clothes, shoes, underwear, dresses, flowers, DVDs, and other shit is just icing on the cake for her. Damn, that is a lot of icing.
Lesson: Don’t Fuck with Industry Broads
In all seriousness, not every female in affiliate marketing is a conniving bitch. Many are down to earth, cool, and fun to talk to. But the circumstances of our situation (young male breadwinners vs young female goldiggers) mean that these things happen a lot more than you would think.
The old adage, “Don’t Shit Where You Eat” holds true. Don’t do it! Don’t wine and dine. Smash and grab!
Get with regular girls. Girls in bookstores, movie theatres, yoga classes, wherever. It’s a lot less drama this way when the girl in your life doesn’t know, or doesn’t care, what you do for a living.
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Yeah, am girls are pretty cool to talk to and may look pretty, but treating it as a business is a must.
A smart man once said: Women have all the pussy and half the money… and when you have all the pussy, it’s only a matter of time before you have all the money.
Serious… WTF!
Did some little Philly break your heart?
Here is a left eye tear for you. (Tear)
very good advice.
Fuck affiliate marketing courses, I think a few hustlers need to step up and put out a course on how to pull trim like a G in this business.
Industry skanks are almost always no good, that’s why they get hired in the first place. Most affiliates are the same nerds that spent their youth pining away for the hot chicks in school, networks are smart enough to seed some solid danger kitty in and play that scenario all over again.
If you really do have dough, get your socially awkward ass on sugardaddy.com and you’ll be swimming in perfect 10 pussy in every state of the union you attend a show in.
At least you know what they are really into you for but the good news is they won’t be stealing your profitable campaigns and they actually fuck on the first date.
Most of them would be happy to suck you off each morning while you check your stats for a taste of the superstar life.
What we have here kids is a common case of a basic male insecurity. Male’s egotism at its worst. So what… you had your heart broken? You were “used and abused” as you so put it? Let me ask the basic question… what were you doing “shitting where you were eating”? Here is the fact of the matter, affiliate marketing is a business, this is not a dating site, not a local pub, it’s a business. Women of this age, let alone this industry, have come very far to earn their place and positions in this work force. The better part of us did it not by seduction purposes, not by flirtatious words, not by a hand job in the elevator but by the same ways you men of the industry gained your power. Brains! Yes that is right, we do have them, and most of us use them to gain the positions that we have earned today. So you felt used, worn and taken advantage of… but in actually this woman who “allegedly” seduced you had realized she had an upper hand and used that towards her advantage. Isn’t that what you men do on a daily basis… you all use each other in one way or the other, whether it’s for higher payouts, payment terms, or overall intimidation purpose. The game is simple we all know it, and it sounds to me like all she did was play it. When reading this post today I not only took offense to your words as you slandered the beautiful women of this industry, claiming that intelligence was lost and all that was left was seduction and sex. But then there came a moment of pity, a moment where I realized you were a sucker in a trap, and for that brief moment I felt sad for you. But then I quickly recuperated, wrote this post, slipped my reading glasses on and got back to work. Moral of the story… Business is business no one ever said it was clean, but maybe just maybe you should not point out the fault of its grunginess at the opposite sex. Step back and take a look inside yourself, a look inside the entirety of your post, and there you will find your fault. Again… This is not a dating site, not a local pub, IT IS A BUSINESS!
I think it’s more than obvious that there are very intelligent and driven women in this industry as in any.
If I was you, I would be more concerned that you have a number of hoes making you look bad, the same way black people feel about Jesse Jackson.
Not all successful affiliates are nerdy or without game either, but that percentage of the population makes the rest of us look bad.
You’re also reading and commenting on a blog written by an obvious degenerate, and a readership of degenerates, so in truth, I’m not convinced the intelligence you hope to exude in your post is legitimate.
haha, love that pic.
surely it can’t be dullspace that got dropped?
This entire post is about me.
I will always yearn for you, Winkie.
Are we serious?
I’m embarrassed being a man reading that ppc.bz post. When did you guys lose the upper hand on runnin game
*shakes his head*.
personally i agree. guys need to know their role and not let chicks get to them, in any line of business.
it doesn’t matter if its affiliate marketing or any other industry. they will try to suck and fuck their way to the top wherever they are.
Allot of women who do this, learned it from men in their life. Those men probably got what they wanted and they will try to do the same.
Doesn’t make it right, but a man will just stab u she will make u believe u are the best and only one… which is worse… pussy rejection or a male who will deal a killing blow to your business? sex and work should never mix
This sad as fuck cuzz.
I really enjoyed reading you post!
Rather Entertaining
Great post. I never would have thought hings like this go on in the industry. I’m a female, but more on the geek quiet side. This was sad and funny, but real.
I’m also too old for games lol
thanks for this post, i hope the young males who read this will head the warning.
This has got to be nerdy kids with testosterone-induced tunnel vision. If you’re feeling guilty and reading this, here’s a million-dollar tip for you: Do NOT walk into a strip club.
haha. they’ll go broke in one night.
I can name a handful of this Shady Girl you should put a list out!
wtf is this shit lol
karma is a bitch
Interesting article. It seems I haven’t gone throught this yet but I’ll always remember to work for the money not the bitches.
I’ve never had this problem. Maybe because the ‘skanks’ hit up my facebook and see I’m a happily married man who’s wife is hotter than they are.
I find they are about equally as annoying as the male AMs when it comes to sending traffic and running offers on their networks.
This is why I only talk to ugly female AMs. Just makes things easier and I know its all business.
Doh… I’m your AM!
#1 Rule
blow jobs then traffic.
Simples
That’s right. Let them give first before they start taking.
I could see this stuff happening although I have never had more than a business conversation with my managers.
ROTFL…
scammers gettng scammed by the oldest scam in the book,
BWAAA HA HA HA HA.
KARMA IS A BITCH… WITH AN INFECTION!
Well you’re assuming that every affiliate is 1) a big-ass nerd, and 2) has no knowledge of PUA whatsoever. Master PUA then you have have your punany and eat it too ;)
Like Stone Cold said “DTA” Dont Trust Anybody…..so true of chicks
Why do I get the feeling this is about a “jazzy” am?