Now, we all know that I don’t care for gurus and people that make their living selling Warrior Forum Special Offers (If you don’t know what that is, it’s basically e-book peddling on Warrior forum.)
Pushing decent information onto newbies and retards – fine, but pushing shitty, rehashed information onto newbies, that’s just being a bottom-feeding scumbag.
I was introduced to Imran Naseem’s “work” a few months ago by a friend. I chuckled as I saw Imran get furious over someone talking shit about him because he sells garbage to newbies, and it turned into some flame war with lawsuit threats and such.
There has never been a bigger joke in the wanna-be guru space than Imran Naseem. How does he do it?
The Turd Polishing Formula
Guru has big product launch with, believe it or not, good content (Guaher for example.) Many read it, and most won’t make money with said guru product launch. So some decide that they can make money by taking that information, rehashing it, and selling it as there own. (The “Coach” series)
And then there are people who take that rehashed information, rehash it some more, and sell it. Such people are Imran Naseem.
Want to replicate this award winning formula?
Required Skills
The most important personal quality to have is to not actually be an expert, or even a novice, in any of the fields you write about in your e-books. This would be backlink building, making money with Youtube, CPA marketing, making money with dating, Facebook, blackhat, CPALead, flipping websites…. well fuck, anything!
The second important quality to have is knowing how to find shit to steal. This can be accomplished by getting a 5k+ post count on Warrior Forum so you’re an “expert” and can get “review copies plz,” or reading marketing forums like BlackHatWorld and finding a “how-to” or tutorial on making money online.
Once you’ve found something that someone has had success with, you can put it in your e-book. This is where the third quality to have comes in. It’s knowing how to polish your turds!
Someone says they make $100 a day with this strategy? Your product will make them $200! Someone makes $3,000 a month flipping websites? Your product will teach them how to make $10,000 a month!
It’s all about salesmanship! If you feel bad about all these empty promises, then a try using some gay ass graphics.
Step by Step
Let’s cut to the chase. Here is the step-by-step formula.
1. Find Content to Steal – As mentioned above, this is the most important step. Since you’re very unoriginal, finding content that you can rehash and sell is your life blood.
2. Polish Your Turd – Copy paste a forum post or e-book, and put it into your own PDF. Clean up the formatting so it’s not obvious you’re stealing, and change some words around.
3. The Sales Copy – Fake stats by using the same “look at my paypal account go!” screenshots for every product you launch. Yes, even though you may have had success with something back in 2008, you can still re-use these stats for each new launch, no matter how irrelevant.
If you’re having trouble with this, its very easy to fake your stats with plugins like Firebug that let you edit HTML on the fly.
And if you’re even too stupid to figure out how to use a Firefox plugin, just steal Imran’s screenshots! I’ve attached one here for your convenience.
Just look at all those zeros!
Pro-tip: If you want to sell more copies of your e-book, then a good rule-of-thumb to follow is that your Sales Letter should be longer than the actual content of your PDF.
4. Sell it on Warrior Forum & DP, Limit Your Copies – This is scarcity 101! The first 50 people get it for $9. The second 50 people get it for $47. The next 50 get it for $77. So on and so forth. Using scarcity is a ploy that works lovely with online marketing newbies.
And of course you want to sell your product on Warrior Forum and Digital Point, which has a seemingly endless supply of suckers.
5. Sell Only 17 Copies – It’s a week later, and you’ve only sold 17 copies of your product, which is typical when you’re selling shit.
You’re made $153 for all this work, and you feel defeated. “What a bust!” you think to yourself. Most people would stop here and give up on online marketing.
Not Imran Naseem!
Listen, pro bottom feeders don’t give up. No, people like Imran have been doing this for years!
6. Bonus Step 1 – Rinse and Repeat There is just so much content out there to steal, and so many retards on Warrior Forum, that you’d be stupid to not repeat this process for every promotion method, traffic source, and strategy you can think of!
Examples:
Blackhat Buzz Method!
Youtooooobe!
CPA!
Facebook!
DOMAINERS!
ANY-FUCKING-THING! REALLY! YOU DON’T NEED TO BE AN EXPERT IN SHIT!
7. Bonus Step 2 – Sell It On Flippa! This where the profits really roll in!
Let’s say your half-assed product launch goes well. You make $2,500 the first month. The second month you made $500, and the third month about $100. Months 4 through 6 you’ve sold jack shit. Your content is stale and no one really cares about. Worthless huh?
Nope! Not on Flippa!
Set-up a listing for your product, and when it asks you for your “Average Monthly Revenue” just use the revenue numbers from the first month! IT’S FUCKING GENIUS! LOOK!
Ready. Set. Super Scumbag.
I’ve laid out the plan for you in plain English folks. It’s up to you to take action! Imran has been ripping peoples content and selling his shit for too long! It’s time for some new bottom-feeders to take his place!
Take action!!!
Parting Gift: Horrific Rap about Imran
Before you leave, I present to you this horrible rap from / about Imran Naseem.
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How the heck you gonna hate man who write his own check? Hey.
I’ve never heard of naseeem and he shouldn’t even be worth mentioning.
Imran is a bot I wrote a while ago to scrape warrior forum and copy Shoemoney with rap videos. I came out with a version 2.0 and will be selling it to the first 50 people for three payments of $29.95.
that dude in the cpa nuke video looks like a child molestor.
I’d also like to add that he jacked this squeeze page from someone else: http://imrannaseem.com/ybarb/
LMAO: “….then I want y’all, y’all, y’all to sing along… and clap your hands to this Naseem song.”
Say no to y’all stuffing.
Lol I just went over that BobJones.nl post (3 of them) and couldn’t believe some of the shit this guy was saying. But it’s how most of these douchebag’s are these days.
Hmm. I wonder were can we purchase this track? I’m not able to find it on iTunes. It would go perfect with all those “rap songs” on every 1980′s and early 90′s ABC after school specials.
I think you should hire that guy to make a song for PPC.bz’s network.
i hate you barman.. i was suppose to go to office when i read this.. eventually i started reading bobjones blog and all his post about imran gaywad and all the thngs linked to it..
im absent for this day
I will be writing my eBook, “How to get people to pay you $47 for an eBook” later today. It will be going for a limited run at $47.
It is highly recommended…
Too late bro he just beat you to it
http://imrannaseem.com/wsoarb/
I heard if you use the word Arbitrage in a product name it enhances the perceived value by a minimum of 200%.
Damn, once again a day late and a dollar short.
im not mad at him. if suckas wanna pay then it’s on them. yeah he may only make 2g’s a month flipping shite sites, who am i to judge.
he who is without sin cast the first stone
that’s the lamest and most irrelevant thing I’ve ever heard.
who are you to judge? would you say that if your ebook was the one that was stolen and re-sold?
lame.
loved the rap!!!
You shouldve made this into an ebook to sell on WF or DP. :P
Now, someone else is going to do it.
^^ fuck yeah. That’d have been epic. Just imagine if it somehow got approved as a WSO. :P
Yup I know one guy he ripped off. I called it to WF admins it was down. Best is in the middle of WSO I called imraam about the blatent thft as he is denying it he went into the report that was on a DL page and changed the stolen content on his report while still being in his hosting/ HOLY S**T while wso was going on. So if you downloaded you got one version then an hour later another version. It was crazy
GRXO
This is your last warning to stop saying false things about me…my brother is a lawyer and I will ask him to take action against you…
What you are saying is slander and completely untrue….every one of my work is original and I make $1000s of dollars every day from my methods…
Please take down this post or face the consequences
I name is Imram Bin Laden, rehash expert from Mumbai.
The FBI take me in for much rehash I sell in the internet.
Please, Naseem, from a fellow rehasher, take mine advice, FBI catch you they will soon.
This should be good… what a fucking joker.
The consequences… will they never be the same?
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
i ain’t taking shit down. I back traced it! The proper authorities have been notified
my nigga barman keepin it 100
Good luck. Barman is behind 7 proxies.
Consequences will never be the same!
No Imran. what you are saying is untrue. fucking man up will you. you was caught ages ago doing this and yet you still continue to deny it?
everything written on this blog is true and you know it. you was even called on on warrior forum for stealing and rehashing. You should know by now that cheats will always, always get caught. I live in the USA and go on WF alot. if all this was not true then why would these posts be up? not just here but i am on about BHW and other blogs too. Your a scammer and your time ill come.
Gina
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These gurus are popping up all over the place. I can’t stand the 6 emails I get from affiliates when they decide to promote someone’s launch on their list, which I happen to be on.
Imran has spoken, you heard him
I just wanted to say, congratulations.
I just wanted to say, congratulations for overtaking me for Eagle Status.
meh
track was pretty hot.. not gonna lie.
true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHUcjOhePD0
click the link in the description to get free turbox tax!!!1111
poetry.
Great post… I gotta know what happened to the empty threat from Imran? Any follow up news from this joker?
I hope someone puts out an “Arbitrage Arbitrage” ebook soon. I’m sure it would post some good numbers using arbitrage twice in the title.
hahaha I could not stop laughing when i read this post. hilarious! wow do people actually do this stuff? Its ridiculous that people buy e-books. anyway thanks for the laughs good post.
your network sucks.
You should package this puppy up into your own WSO! This post is money.
Rehash GURU Arbitrage 2.0
7 Steps to Super Stellar Wealth!
As a bonus to the first 50 buyers you can even throw in your famous product name generator and offer to run their first product on http://network.ppc.bz/
Well, you gotta admit… the guy does know how to market his stuffs, even it is to “newbies and retards”.
Imran… you need to calm down, buddy. I’m sure you have people that love your rehashed methods… but you’re going to have people who think you’re a hack, too. Take the good with the bad, double your dose of Ritalin, and take a fucking nap or something.
Warrior forum dating link had me laughing until i realized he was serious and actually selling a method he made 100s on.
100s….
Glad to see I’m not the only one outing this clown :)
at least he is making money, while you guys sit there talking lol the guy is actually bringing home the bacon. all his wsos average 100 copies a week, kinda sad but you have to aplaud him
If you call selling 100 copies a week at $5 to 10 bucks each “bringing home the bacon” then you just exposed yourself as a peasant.
he’s making his money by ripping people off. This is a New Industry .. People are trying to survive this economy, Feed Their Families, just got laid off of work and have to pay a mortgage for family to have a roof over their head and dont need to be ripped off by some fucking jerk
Most ALL of these so called Guru’s don’t give a damn about you OR I .. They just want your money and dont care how they get it .. They Have NO Integrity. Just a big mouth.
Here is a similar response from Imran Naseem I once received after noting some legal problems with one of his crappy WSOs:
“I will report you, take action and report you to every single lawyer, and file a lawsuit against you.”
That was February 2009. Just to make it easy for Imran, I gave him the address for my law office. I’m still waiting on that lawsuit.
I also invited him to report my review to the Warrior Forum admin. Make Allen’s day I’m sure and give us something to joke about.
Love the quote above by Imran Naseem: “every one of my work is original and I make $1000s of dollars every day from my methods…”
IMHO, I think that’s false too. So come on Imran, file a lawsuit so we can subpoena your financial, computer and affiliate records.
Maybe Imran you can again explain the faked earnings graphic claimed on one of your WSOs…
Brian, that was easily explained if you remember. A HACKER, hacked into his server and uploaded a different image of his earnings to his WSO to discredit him.
The above is the story that Imran came up with to explain the fake proof of income. The sad part of it is, the retarded warrior forum mods believed him and still let him peddle his shit.
here’s the fuckers address:
ZZ Lytton Avenue
PM8 0SQ
Manchester,
UK
If anyone wants to mail him a big turd!
Fuckers like this should be named and shamed.
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Glad to see that it’s not just me that that thinks that Naseem is an absolute wank. Unsubscribed from his Aweber list, left him feedback and he wrote back via gmail calling me a jack ass. He is SUCH a professional.
Andy
Man I really despise this guy!! He is such a douche…I can’t believe he gets away with ripping off noobs every week in the WF…Yeah he may be making money but his continual scamming of people is only going to bite him back one day…
loved the rap!!!
About time this loser got found out!
If you attack him here are some of the things he will say to you…
1. you are gay
2. you are fat, go to the gym
3. my brothers a lawyer
4. i’m going to file a lawsuit
5. that’s slander, my brother is a lawyer
6. my stuff is original
7. i’m not a rehasher
8. my brother is a policeman
9. i make more money than you
10. my brother is an astronaught
11. (I added this one) i DO pay tax??
What a scammer. I’m glad he’s finally been banned too.. now his has nothing to rely on!!
I also found this cool site about him…
http://www.imrannaseem.net
Name: Imran Naseem
Website: http://www.sellinglyrics.com
Email: naseem.igo@gmail.com
Phone: +447749107147
Address: 80 Chapel House Road,
Nelson,
Lancashire
City:
County/State: Lancashire
Postcode/ZIP:
Country: United Kingdom