Guru Shitheads Poised to Ruin PlentyofFish

May 17th, 2010 by Barman Leave a reply »

Believe it or not, thanks to Wee for the heads up on this nonsense.

Another Guru shit bag has come out with a product revealing “secret traffic sources” and promising riches beyond your wildest dreams.

The product is called PPC Ninja CPA Guru Dojo or something.

You can watch the Sales video here without giving up your email address.

I love how he keeps talking about this “secret traffic source” in the video when it is clearly Plenty of Fish.

Anyway, if you want to waste a few minutes of your life that you’ll never get back, watch the video, then opt-in with a spamtrap e-mail. Hmmm… I wonder if that would work? Every time a guru product launches, the collective effort of a bunch of Wickedfire members can be used to opt-in a ton of spamtrap email address, ruining the guru’s account at aWeber.

37 Responses

  1. Mr Green says:

    They teach you how to make ads and get them approved in 20mins, using secret methods WTF how is that even possible!!

  2. newjersey says:

    shhhh NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TOP SECRET TRAFFIC SOURCE.

  3. Warren Buffet says:

    Big Deal. Just respect the guru shitheads for making money off the doofuses. It’s easier than slinging berries. And far more ethical.

  4. RyanBuke says:

    Hahahahaha…. he is really concerned about losing his “hat” isnt he

  5. groomez says:

    $497 to “game” POF? Major lol here

  6. ShaneDollas says:

    FUckin bitch ass niggaz ruining another traffic source. dem guru nigggaz make no money cause they push “ethical” and “informative” products. nigga those shits dont make no real money. try pushin a bizzop using adwords to target the FTC website. Now thats….

    REAL NIGGA SHIT BITCH.

  7. Earl Grey says:

    The gurus have a valid business model like everyone else.
    I don’t see whats wrong with it personally.

  8. Matt Fraser says:

    I know him lolz
    hes a beauty

  9. Tosh Jodd says:

    dont knock it til youve trained in the dojo. yellow belt WHAT

  10. Steve says:

    His name is Christian… therefore everything he says must be the God’s honest truth.

  11. Danger Brown says:

    I bought this program and it was so good that I bought 3 extra copies so I can have one on every computer I use.

  12. Ryan Eagle says:

    Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

      • Affilthyate says:

        LOL all you want, a lot of these make money furu kids put most of the aff game to shame with their net rev.

        Gotta love when people who drive 98 civics and can’t get a flog to convert tear into these homo make money products like

        “haha he don’t know shit and he sellin somethin about shit like he know”.

        Must really eat at haters that a dude makes half a mill a month on clickbank having never converted an affiliate sale in his life and yet he’s the one driving a lambo.

        It’s rough out there being a pimp.

        Maybe more wickedfire members and affbuzz addicts should stop the bitchassness and get some cpakravmaga.com shit on clickbank tomorrow, make some dough for a change.

  13. a. person says:

    sorry guys. according to the site the offer has been closed until May 25, 2009.

  14. Jacob says:

    Something about the logo… now I wanna go play golf. Or wash my balls.

  15. lmao… he about to bank a pretty one. that’s why i crossed sides mang! grass is much greener on the other side..

  16. Ian Mason 강아지 says:

    안녕 우리 지구를 yeah so I watched his video and it reminded me of Angus at Redux Media hustling me in my first ever media buy years ago.. Super fast gum chewing get off the phone after the money’s sent.

    I didn’t know it was POF since I’ve never bothered with it. I pasted the demographic list into google and found POF and signed up.

    I’m gonna make ads that just take people to a vid of me playing beats with my guitar.

  17. Brad says:

    what POF scraper is he using and how can I get it?

  18. Keith says:

    If you opt in to a list, it isn’t spam.

    Loser.

  19. Guru pushers are just like fruit pushers – who gives a fuck how you make the cash…? As long as u use a wheelbarrow to bring it to the bank…

  20. You know, every time I see one of these products claiming to have a “secret, hidden” source of traffic… I automatically start mourning for some site, someplace that is about to be invaded by moronic zombies seeking millions with zero effort.

    Plenty of fish is apparently the latest target of this and others. After reading all this, and taking as much of the video as I could stand, I clicked to see the only real secret: The price. $500? Seriously? *flop*

  21. Richard says:

    OMG, that pic is awesome! But yeah, most guru stuff that gets put out now adays is trash. It’s just sad how greedy people get and put out garbage for newby’s to buy.

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