1. What type of clothes should I wear at ASW to score with an affiliate manager?
2. Is it true at all conferences ryan eagle lurks around other company booths and just steals affiliates like ppv traffic?
3. Also did dennis you-yu get pants-d at adtech?
1. Definitely Ed Hardy and capri pants.
2. Pretty much.
3. If he got pants-ed, he would probably like it.
Shane Dollas asks
1. Can you do some prankcalls to dennis yu’s 50 employee office(3 employees + janitor)
2. Maybe send him some pizzas, chicken wings, other shit you can send for delivery?
1. Absolutely. But i think the number is disconnected for non-payment
2. I think he gets free pizza on his domino’s delivery route.
1. OGRE WANT KNOE HOW TO FUCK AM?
2. DO OGRE NEED BIGGER CLUB THAN FOR NORMALS HUMANZ WOMINZ ? ARRRRGGURRRHHGGG?
3. OGRE HURD AM WOMINZ USES FAKE AIM PIXTURES. IS TRUE BARMANZ?
1. SMASH GWWAERRRRR
2. BIG CLUB OOGA OOGA
3. IS TRUE
If one had pictures of themselves and two affiliate managers laying in bed naked smoking a J and he wanted to post them on his blog would the industry think this was exploitation or just a celebration of love? The twist is that the two AMs are from competing companies. Looking forward to your advice.
Devious. E-mail all photos to barman [@-] ppc.bz
Does a Dick Towel help score with AMs?
Absolutely. You can score anywhere with a dick towel.
Is it true that PepperJam only hires prostitutes for their affiliate managers?
I can’t verify this. But anyone can become an AM, so it is not unusal for networks to troll the streets to find some “ladies of the night” to work for them. That’s how we roll.
Why does Yoko Ono suck that bad?
I don’t know. If only she was shot instead.
Dean Carlson asks
My AM constantly calls me daily. Is she hitting on me?
Yes. She can’t get enough of your hot sexy voice.
Fat Boi Tye asks
1. Is Tyler Cruz’s site design http://www.movie-vault.com/ worth $10k or was he just conned by the designers lol
2. Also what kind of retard buys text links for poker sites on a movie site?
3. Is it true Ruck(Insert c2m afflink here) never smiles?
4. If barman had a $100k car buying budget what Would he get?
5. How does barman pull in those 7 Figs a month?
6. Why does Andrew Wee make a podcast for his 3 listeners still?
7. When ever I wonna hear stupid shit a rapper would say I just visit http://twitter.com/EagleWebAssets Is it true for the barman as well?
8. What is/are Dullspace and Circa?
9. Whats barman fav cigar/cigarette/beer?
10. Which year of dom perignon thinks is the best?
11. Can you give dennis yu a wedgie at asw? Maybe even order some drinks for him at the casinos or bill some shit to his hotel(never mind motel) room
1. Wtf is this shit.
2. Don’t know.
4. a bitchin’ Camaro.
5. slinging biz opps in the streets.
6. Good question. Self gratification?
8. Dullspace = circax2
9. NA / Smooths / Lager
11. Too late.
1. What is barman’s real name ?
2. Are nickycakes and nickyfakes brothers ?
3. Is it true that ryan eagle is so pimp that he gets paid to refresh his stats ?
4. I duped my grandpa into signing up for a bizopp using his pension funds and then upsold his old ass for an acai +colon combo. Does that make me a baller?
2. Step brothers.
3. This is the truth.
mr pooper asks
1. Are you a member of ppc-coach?
2. Are you a fan of jermiahcooper.com?
3. Do you like to cuddle?
4. Will you speak at any conferences this year?
5. What should shoemoney do with all his extra skin?
6. Why didn’t John chow start a food blog instead of the crap he has now?
7. I heard there is a new twitter app coming called “shitter”, its so you can tweet while shitting, is this true?
2. Yes I love reading the “Pooper Scooper blog”
5. Make a Dennis Yu blow up doll
6. I wish he would fall off the face of the earth.
7. You can shit while twittering now with some fancy plugins.
What do you do online that makes you the monies? Media buys? PPC? PPV? SEO?
Just a 5 month newb here curious about where to go and trying to avoid all monthly training BS sites :)
1. Where does nickycakes go when he vanishes for months at a time?
2. Does aojon read wickedfire?
3. If i had a camera and a computer, can i be a music video producer?
4. Shoemoney = dr phil?
5. if i run an email submit with EWA, will i be able to pay cash for a Bentley?
1. He explores the world like Indiana Jones.