Sometimes in life a Newbcake will try to get all up in your business and ruin your buzz.
When shit like this happens you got to be ready. With this PPC.BZ exclusive I’m not only going to show you what to do in the event of a Newbcake jumpin’ your shit but how to prevent it from ever happening again. First you’ll want to go to your local Walstore and get some bitchin’ supplies.
Here is what you’ll need:
- 7 Shamwows
- 2 Pedeggs
- 5 More Shamwows
- 1 Roll of aluminum foil
- 1 Standard sized bucket
Take the roll of aluminum foil and roll it into a giant ball and put it in your microtron ready for the next Newbcake attack.
Then when the time comes
Distract him by turning on the microtron
Quickly dump water on him using the bucket and wrap him tightly with the Shamwows.
Then Pedegg his face until he promises to never get up in your biznatch again.
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I would try it but nickys hiding in canada.
holy fcuk this is the funniest thing ever posted on the internet
pedegg to the face ftw
I shat my pants, now I need diapers, thanks a lot!
all the affiliate “gurus” are cocksuckers… thanks for the good laugh!
yo is that a pic of me pooping something out my butt
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lol yes yes it is. Glad you caught that. :)
good post. tried this out and it totally works.
kudos!
Screw it, Just net gun em